We make TERRIBLE suggestions and come up with horrible ideas (Round II)


#344

Have to ask. If you are in the wilderness and go blind, how would you find bionic replacements let alone replace them?


#345

If life gives you lemons, you use them as new eyes.


#346

Obviously replace your eyes with bionic ones before your human pair gets mauled into blindness.


#347

Not a good idea on its own. I think it is a great idea with context however.

A strike to the head could cause internal bleeding that only a autodoc or a CBM could fix. The symptoms would provide such comments and you would have to haul ass to a medical facility to turn on a CBM that would help heal the critical damage enough to set you back on the path of recuperation.

A snake bite could cause blood clots when to many bites are taken. Losing the function of the afflicted area until healed. So arms/legs taken to many snake bites won’t let you do stuff similar to the appendage breaking. But it doesn’t heal at all like a broken bone should. It would have to be something like a shot. There is one, just googled it. Here is a snippet:
“An injection of recombinant tissue plasminogen activator (tPA), also called alteplase, is considered the gold standard treatment for ischemic stroke. An injection of tPA is usually given through a vein in the arm. This potent clot-busting drug ideally is given within three hours of the stroke taking place.” Perhaps risking brain damage and loss of motor function if not taken within the allotted time.


#348

I think walnuts are a survivalist’s alternative to eyeballs. Healthy snacks in the ole eye sockets come in handy adding +1 volume. Try it. You’ll go “nuts” :wink:


#349

Persistent and degradable joints. Joint pain


#350

Numerically determined lung capacity, aka blood oxygenation count,


#351


#352

Wait a moment…

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#353

This made my heart grow three times it’s normal size. It literally made me smack the table with approval and laughter Money, who should I give it to? lmao
“Its beautiful!!”, I declared to my wife upon seeing this, with a joy beyond laughter I reiterated, “It’s so beautiful!” Can I get this as a framed poster? I seriously want this on my wall. Hallway, living room, bedroom, bathroom or guestroom…oh totally the guest room, lol. Thank you double this has brought me so much joy I’m making it my desktop background. Replacing this picture I’ve had there for four years. That is Neo full-heartedly deciding between over the counter NSAIDs


#354

Thank you for everything CrackBoy…