We make TERRIBLE suggestions and come up with horrible ideas (Round II)


#344

Have to ask. If you are in the wilderness and go blind, how would you find bionic replacements let alone replace them?


#345

If life gives you lemons, you use them as new eyes.


#346

Obviously replace your eyes with bionic ones before your human pair gets mauled into blindness.


#347

Not a good idea on its own. I think it is a great idea with context however.

A strike to the head could cause internal bleeding that only a autodoc or a CBM could fix. The symptoms would provide such comments and you would have to haul ass to a medical facility to turn on a CBM that would help heal the critical damage enough to set you back on the path of recuperation.

A snake bite could cause blood clots when to many bites are taken. Losing the function of the afflicted area until healed. So arms/legs taken to many snake bites won’t let you do stuff similar to the appendage breaking. But it doesn’t heal at all like a broken bone should. It would have to be something like a shot. There is one, just googled it. Here is a snippet:
“An injection of recombinant tissue plasminogen activator (tPA), also called alteplase, is considered the gold standard treatment for ischemic stroke. An injection of tPA is usually given through a vein in the arm. This potent clot-busting drug ideally is given within three hours of the stroke taking place.” Perhaps risking brain damage and loss of motor function if not taken within the allotted time.


#348

I think walnuts are a survivalist’s alternative to eyeballs. Healthy snacks in the ole eye sockets come in handy adding +1 volume. Try it. You’ll go “nuts” :wink:


#349

Persistent and degradable joints. Joint pain


#350

Numerically determined lung capacity, aka blood oxygenation count,


#358

We should make it so everyone needs to read at least part of a book every week or they’ll become increasingly stupid and depressed.
(s)He who does not read books is a disappointment to the human race.

(P.S. If you couldn’t figure it out I’m not wholly serious)


#360

Make hair grow, and once it gets long enough, if you don’t tie it back, it will impair your vision and you will sometimes accidentally get it in your mouth when eating, damaging morale and wasting food.

[As a person with fairly long hair (down to the shoulders), these things absolutely happen]


#364

PSA: this thread is very close to a shitposting thread, but it is not actually a shitposting thread.

If you make it one, it will go away. If you don’t want that to happen, please flag shitposts.


#366

It is correct. I was joke and we lost the topic of the thread.


#367

As a person who has long pair past the shoulders, i can confirm.

I once even managed to swallow one of my hairs once, felt as if I was swallowing a razor wire. Very unpleasant.

Anyways, back to topic.

  1. Being shocked should make you spasm for a few turns, after all your muscles are doing a lot of involuntary movement.
  2. Add an evolution to Zombie Hulks and Skeletal Juggernauts, they are too easy to kill. Also, add Shocker Hulks.

#368

We should give people the survivability of movie/TV characters.


#369

Fire hulk, acid hulk, and feral hulk.


#370

Necromancer Hulk, Zombie Master hulk…


#371

So what I’m getting from this, is basically add a hulk evolution for every different type of zombie, ya? Swimmer Hulk and Child Hulk should be added onto the list too them.
(I’ve actually seen what could be considered a ‘child hulk’ in real life. It’s… not natural.)


#372

Kill the Child Hulk gives you a moral debuff of 500

And a BioOperator Hulk, and a Scientific Hulk and a Soldier Hulk.

Also a Mecha Hulk who is fusioned to a ChickenBot and can fire lazers


#373

Screamer hulk, which has implanted directional sonic resonators that can shatter windows, walls, and your own bones if you are too close. Crawler hulk that can move very fast due to its buff arms. Møøse hulk.


#374

Woah, dude. A moose hulk is going too far here.


#375

Rege-Hulk that regenerates even when pulped at twice the normal rate. (& Reggae Hulk for Crazy Cataclysm mod)