Totally serious idea thread!

Nappist · 2014-05-16T23:14:53.000Z

For all those totally stupid GREAT ideas that don’t fit anywhere else!!!

I’ll start.

Profession: Super-Munchkin
All CBM and all Defective/Poorly Installed CBMs.
Starts with every addiction at (40)
All skills at 5
Dragon Style
giant, foam, NERF™ Bat
black t-shirt that has ‘POWERGAMER’ in bold, white letters.
trenchcoat
army pants
football helmet
M72 LAW
velcro sneakers
knee pads
elbow pads
Cost: 24.5 points

Now come on down and share your awful AWESOME ideas!

Dec · 2014-05-16T23:36:39.000Z

(Just to clarify, I WOULD PLAY THE FUCK OUTTA THAT CLASS!)

John_Candlebury · 2014-05-18T20:29:41.000Z

We need a lethal joke weapon. Your character just stands there, aiming with the gun gesture and yelling BANG BANG, completely gibbing everything you hit.

Jakers · 2014-05-18T20:42:18.000Z

[size=24pt]FART LIGHTING![/size]

Eating foods like beans cause you to FART. You’re FART power is increased by how much windy food you eat. Use a lighter to light a FART. FARTS can vary from 1 block to the whole MAP if you FART with enough FARTINESS. Good luck on you’re FARTING quest.

KA101 · 2014-05-18T21:01:24.000Z

John Candlebury:

We need a lethal joke weapon. Your character just stands there, aiming with the gun gesture and yelling BANG BANG, completely gibbing everything you hit.

Had something like that in Warehouse 23. Squirt gun, point it while saying “bang”, created a gunshot. Normal speech was a 9mm or so; warning included to not use the megaphone.

Aslandus · 2014-05-19T01:43:16.000Z

Handheld tactical badger grenade, throw it at your enemies and watch the mayhem

system · 2014-05-19T02:49:41.000Z

KA101:

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:3, topic:6157”]We need a lethal joke weapon. Your character just stands there, aiming with the gun gesture and yelling BANG BANG, completely gibbing everything you hit.

Had something like that in Warehouse 23. Squirt gun, point it while saying “bang”, created a gunshot. Normal speech was a 9mm or so; warning included to not use the megaphone.[/quote]

Warehouse 23?

Anyway, IDEA!

ARMOK:
All skills at 150
every stat is at 1500000
has every CBM
Has every Positive mutation,
whenever he speaks to himself, a friendly jabberwock spawns 3 tiles away.
Addicted to alcohol (PERMANANTLY)
starts with ALL the guns and ammo,and enough clothing to store it all, without any encumberance.

Costs -250 points.

RAM · 2014-05-19T03:09:20.000Z

Zombie houses.
The goo has infested a tree-house, if you enter, it instantly digests you.