HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS?! THIS IS A THREAD FOR BAD IDEAS
You also post bad ideas on the needful things thread.
I am beginning to wonder if Catfoodbob suffered some kind of head trauma at some point and certain words got mixed up and ended up taking on the opposite meaning without ever realising.[/quote]
Iâm starting to think so too. Catfoodbob, you should go see a doctor.
This right here. This trait + Bad Temper = the new build for real hardcore players
[quote=âwilson7755, post:1533, topic:3101â]Thatâs a good idea. So off-topic.
I believe that an NPC should spawn that just censors people with death
Their name would be⌠KA101[/quote]
Yeah but thatâd be great, considering how horrible the npcâs verbally and bullet-fully treat me. And everyone. And everything.
(I havenât updated in a while, are they still FUCKFUCKFUCK for dialogue quality these days?)
Yea, I looked at making a âPG13 dialogueâ option about a year ago, and promptly ran screaming away from the horror that is that code, and I havenât been back.
If it floats to the top of my list Iâll most likely rip the whole thing out and start over, figuring out what itâs doing looks like more trouble than itâs worth.
This right here. This trait + Bad Temper = the new build for real hardcore players[/quote]
Pfft - Tailor + Stylish = win. 
An OCD trait.
Every action must be completed multiple times, including attacking, crafting, even movement. You have no control over this, your character will automatically do it.
You also suffer from intense urges to do random tasks for absolutely zero reason and your character will continuously attempt to do these things until you allow them to, meaning if they decide they want to move that water bottle a few tiles to the left while the Zombear is stood right next to them, theyâre going to keep trying to pick it up and move it.
As triffids, ants and netherhorrors, we should make a kitten faction. With flying kittens from the moon.
From the east you hear "Knock Knock Knock
âWho is it?â
From the east you hear âOh you knowâŚâ
From the east you hear âBAM BAM BAMâ
Your arm flies off!
Your jaw flies off!
Your foot flies off!
From the east you hear âA real fucking vampireâ
From the east you hear âUh, Master this is the wrong houseâŚâ
From the east you hear âWhat?â
From the east you hear âYes, this is the wrong houseâ
From the east you hear âGOD DAMMITâ
This is a reference to Hellsing abridged. Theyâre vampires.
abridged Hellsing
From the west you hear âWARâ
From the west you hear âHUHâ
From the west you hear âYEAHâ
From the west you hear âWHAT IS IT GOOD FORâ
From the west you hear âABSOLUTELYâ
From the west you hear âNOTHING!â
Leather belts do double damage against zombie children
XD you give the zombie child a spanking with the belt⌠The zombie child cries. -25 moral
+25 moral for pedophiles.
Traffic cones, and the ability to wear them on your head.
At least you wonât get hit by cars.
I have never entered the sewers, but I think mutated fetuses should appear there!
Triffid cones that damage your head if you try putting them on.
Wait - traffic cones would be awesome. Especially when the z-levels are done. You could have roadworks!
Wait - traffic cones would be awesome. Especially when the z-levels are done. You could have roadworks![/quote]
Wait, thatâs a good idea? This will not stand.
Umm⌠Vibrator traffic cones! Yeah!
Wait - traffic cones would be awesome. Especially when the z-levels are done. You could have roadworks![/quote]
Wait, thatâs a good idea? This will not stand.
Umm⌠Vibrator traffic cones! Yeah![/quote]
You put in no effort there⌠Traffic cones which when placed on your head vibrate sending you to nervana and simultaneously spawn a brute behind you. Why? becasue vibrating cone duh! Also breaks vehichles that crash into it break in half erasing everything in the tiles it colides with without slowing vehicle.
there fixed it for you.
Wait - traffic cones would be awesome. Especially when the z-levels are done. You could have roadworks![/quote]
Wait, thatâs a good idea? This will not stand.
Umm⌠Vibrator traffic cones! Yeah![/quote]
Everythings bad if you add a vibrator!