We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

wilson7755 · 2015-02-26T23:38:17.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Tempura- Fish or veggies and suchh battered and fried.

HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS?! THIS IS A THREAD FOR BAD IDEAS

You also post bad ideas on the needful things thread.

Rhodri · 2015-02-27T00:28:54.000Z

Caconym:

[quote=“Catfoodbob, post:1538, topic:3101”]Tempura- Fish or veggies and suchh battered and fried.

I am beginning to wonder if Catfoodbob suffered some kind of head trauma at some point and certain words got mixed up and ended up taking on the opposite meaning without ever realising.[/quote]
I’m starting to think so too. Catfoodbob, you should go see a doctor.

AllisonW · 2015-02-27T02:51:36.000Z

Jakers:

Quitter - You’re one who gives up easily. If your moral ever goes to -1 or below, your character will automatically quit suicide because they CBA with this apocalypse anymore.

This right here. This trait + Bad Temper = the new build for real hardcore players

Pthalocy · 2015-02-27T03:13:03.000Z

[quote=“wilson7755, post:1533, topic:3101”]That’s a good idea. So off-topic.

I believe that an NPC should spawn that just censors people with death
Their name would be… KA101[/quote]

Yeah but that’d be great, considering how horrible the npc’s verbally and bullet-fully treat me. And everyone. And everything.

(I haven’t updated in a while, are they still FUCKFUCKFUCK for dialogue quality these days?)

kevin.granade · 2015-02-27T03:25:26.000Z

Yea, I looked at making a “PG13 dialogue” option about a year ago, and promptly ran screaming away from the horror that is that code, and I haven’t been back.

If it floats to the top of my list I’ll most likely rip the whole thing out and start over, figuring out what it’s doing looks like more trouble than it’s worth.

Packbat · 2015-02-27T04:05:16.000Z

AllisonW:

[quote=“Jakers, post:1539, topic:3101”]Quitter - You’re one who gives up easily. If your moral ever goes to -1 or below, your character will automatically quit suicide because they CBA with this apocalypse anymore.

This right here. This trait + Bad Temper = the new build for real hardcore players[/quote]
Pfft - Tailor + Stylish = win.

SiegeLion · 2015-02-27T12:40:33.000Z

An OCD trait.
Every action must be completed multiple times, including attacking, crafting, even movement. You have no control over this, your character will automatically do it.
You also suffer from intense urges to do random tasks for absolutely zero reason and your character will continuously attempt to do these things until you allow them to, meaning if they decide they want to move that water bottle a few tiles to the left while the Zombear is stood right next to them, they’re going to keep trying to pick it up and move it.

StopSignal · 2015-02-27T18:11:11.000Z

As triffids, ants and netherhorrors, we should make a kitten faction. With flying kittens from the moon.

wilson7755 · 2015-02-27T19:10:57.000Z

From the east you hear "Knock Knock Knock

“Who is it?”

From the east you hear “Oh you know…”

From the east you hear “BAM BAM BAM”

Your arm flies off!

Your jaw flies off!

Your foot flies off!

From the east you hear “A real fucking vampire”

From the east you hear “Uh, Master this is the wrong house…”

From the east you hear “What?”

From the east you hear “Yes, this is the wrong house”

From the east you hear “GOD DAMMIT”

This is a reference to Hellsing abridged. They’re vampires.

system · 2015-02-27T19:13:06.000Z

abridged Hellsing

From the west you hear "WAR"
From the west you hear "HUH"
From the west you hear "YEAH"
From the west you hear "WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR"
From the west you hear "ABSOLUTELY"
From the west you hear “NOTHING!”

Eric · 2015-02-28T02:37:13.000Z

Leather belts do double damage against zombie children

Litppunk · 2015-02-28T03:06:06.000Z

XD you give the zombie child a spanking with the belt… The zombie child cries. -25 moral

Rhodri · 2015-02-28T08:56:04.000Z

Litppunk:

XD you give the zombie child a spanking with the belt… The zombie child cries. -25 moral

+25 moral for pedophiles.

Traffic cones, and the ability to wear them on your head.

Jakers · 2015-02-28T09:20:01.000Z

Rhodri:

Traffic cones, and the ability to wear them on your head.

At least you won’t get hit by cars.

StopSignal · 2015-02-28T09:41:15.000Z

I have never entered the sewers, but I think mutated fetuses should appear there!

Coolthulhu · 2015-02-28T09:43:55.000Z

Rhodri:

Traffic cones, and the ability to wear them on your head.

Triffid cones that damage your head if you try putting them on.

Packbat · 2015-02-28T13:29:18.000Z

Rhodri:

Traffic cones, and the ability to wear them on your head.

Wait - traffic cones would be awesome. Especially when the z-levels are done. You could have roadworks!

Rhodri · 2015-02-28T13:55:50.000Z

Packbat:

[quote=“Rhodri, post:1553, topic:3101”]Traffic cones, and the ability to wear them on your head.

Wait - traffic cones would be awesome. Especially when the z-levels are done. You could have roadworks![/quote]
Wait, that’s a good idea? This will not stand.

Umm… Vibrator traffic cones! Yeah!

Litppunk · 2015-02-28T14:08:33.000Z

Rhodri:

[quote=“Packbat, post:1557, topic:3101”][quote=“Rhodri, post:1553, topic:3101”]Traffic cones, and the ability to wear them on your head.

Wait - traffic cones would be awesome. Especially when the z-levels are done. You could have roadworks![/quote]
Wait, that’s a good idea? This will not stand.

Umm… Vibrator traffic cones! Yeah![/quote]
You put in no effort there… Traffic cones which when placed on your head vibrate sending you to nervana and simultaneously spawn a brute behind you. Why? becasue vibrating cone duh! Also breaks vehichles that crash into it break in half erasing everything in the tiles it colides with without slowing vehicle.

there fixed it for you.

Caconym · 2015-02-28T14:36:53.000Z

Rhodri:

[quote=“Packbat, post:1557, topic:3101”][quote=“Rhodri, post:1553, topic:3101”]Traffic cones, and the ability to wear them on your head.

Wait - traffic cones would be awesome. Especially when the z-levels are done. You could have roadworks![/quote]
Wait, that’s a good idea? This will not stand.

Umm… Vibrator traffic cones! Yeah![/quote]
Everythings bad if you add a vibrator!