We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Rhodri · 2015-02-28T15:14:32.000Z

Caconym:

[quote=“Rhodri, post:1558, topic:3101”][quote=“Packbat, post:1557, topic:3101”][quote=“Rhodri, post:1553, topic:3101”]Traffic cones, and the ability to wear them on your head.

Wait - traffic cones would be awesome. Especially when the z-levels are done. You could have roadworks![/quote]
Wait, that’s a good idea? This will not stand.

Umm… Vibrator traffic cones! Yeah![/quote]
Everythings bad if you add a vibrator![/quote]
Exactly. It’s simple, yet effective.

Jakers · 2015-02-28T15:15:52.000Z

But I thought a vibrator chainsaw was a good idea…

Litppunk · 2015-02-28T15:18:47.000Z

No vibrator chainsaw is too op

Rhodri · 2015-02-28T15:20:30.000Z

Oh! I have an idea!

Any tail mutation + vibrator = more effective vibrating. Interesting thing happens if you have a spiked tail.

Caconym · 2015-02-28T15:22:57.000Z

How hard can it be trait:
You can attempt to do things well beyond your skill levels with a 0.01% chance of success, if you fail you waste any materials, if you succeed it is the stuff of legends. Items are 10x better than normal, Z’s in a 10 tile radius are gibbed etc.

Eric · 2015-02-28T16:52:07.000Z

Radioactive spiders that turn you into Spiderman if they bite you.

Litppunk · 2015-02-28T16:54:29.000Z

Eric:

Radioactive spiders that turn you into Spiderman aquaman without the fish talk or ability to breath underwater if they bite you. Because logic.

StopSignal · 2015-02-28T17:10:44.000Z

[quote=“Rhodri, post:1564, topic:3101”]Oh! I have an idea!

Any tail mutation + vibrator = more effective vibrating. Interesting thing happens if you have a spiked tail.[/quote]

You can use the vibrator while walking, if you use duct tape.

Litppunk · 2015-02-28T17:17:38.000Z

random chance to do damage to people and objects behind you if you have tail
While using vibrator chance increases greatly as well as the damage scale
damage also dependent on the tail type.

Rhodri · 2015-02-28T17:22:18.000Z

BUGFIXES!! From Granades should kill post-thresh insect mutants.

Jakers · 2015-02-28T17:36:09.000Z

If you get long, fluffy fur of any kind as a mutation, there’s a chance zombie hulks don’t attack you and cuddle you instead, becoming friendly.

Litppunk · 2015-02-28T17:50:07.000Z

death by hulking bear hug. How apropriate… should also apply to actual bears.

Caconym · 2015-02-28T18:06:49.000Z

Rhodri:

BUGFIXES!! From Granades should kill post-thresh insect mutants.

Add vibrators somewhere in there and you got an excellent bad idea, otherwise off topic.

kevin.granade · 2015-02-28T18:19:05.000Z

Caconym:

Everythings bad if you add a vibrator!

Counterargument: (video safe for All Audiences)

Caconym · 2015-02-28T19:26:22.000Z

Kevin Granade:

[quote=“Caconym, post:1560, topic:3101”]Everythings bad if you add a vibrator!

Counterargument: (video safe for All Audiences)

Ruined a perfectly good toothbrush, thus it was bad to add a vibrator.

JK that’s actually kinda cool.

StopSignal · 2015-02-28T19:30:43.000Z

Caconym:

[quote=“Kevin Granade, post:1574, topic:3101”][quote=“Caconym, post:1560, topic:3101”]Everythings bad if you add a vibrator!

Counterargument: (video safe for All Audiences)

Ruined a perfectly good toothbrush, thus it was bad to add a vibrator.

JK that’s actually kinda cool.[/quote]

This game should have electronic toothbrushes that you could use to craft vibrators.

Also, that things. They should attract a lot of zombies.

I want one of those.

They are so cute.

KA101 · 2015-02-28T19:54:01.000Z

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:1544, topic:3101”][quote=“wilson7755, post:1533, topic:3101”]That’s a good idea. So off-topic.

I believe that an NPC should spawn that just censors people with death
Their name would be… KA101[/quote]

Yeah but that’d be great, considering how horrible the npc’s verbally and bullet-fully treat me. And everyone. And everything.

(I haven’t updated in a while, are they still FUCKFUCKFUCK for dialogue quality these days?)[/quote]

I’ve already done what I needed to do there. Used to be FUCKSLURFUCKYOUSLURRINGFUCKER. (I’ve not been cursed out by an NPC in a while, but have seen the times when they Go Wild.)

Update: Read the rest of the thread. Have a reminder that pedophilia is abusive and Not Cool.

Slax · 2015-02-28T21:04:38.000Z

Butt Gun CBM
Don’t go peekin’ between those cheeks.

Anti-Tampering CBM
You wanna butcher that zombie to get at his yummy CBMs? Oh yeah? Well, oka- BOOOOOOOM!

RAM · 2015-02-28T21:25:24.000Z

[quote=“Slax, post:1578, topic:3101”]Anti-Tampering CBM
You wanna butcher that zombie to get at his yummy CBMs? Oh yeah? Well, oka- BOOOOOOOM![/quote]
I am pretty sure that this is off-topic. I mean, you don’t think that they are just going to let military hardware be salvaged left-right-and-centre do you?

Eric · 2015-02-28T22:10:24.000Z

Small chance of a zombie scientist actually being Bill Nye

Instead of attacking you, he discusses weather phenomena, chemical reactions, and green energy, among other things.