We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Pthalocy · 2015-02-24T04:25:57.000Z

[quote=“RAM, post:1518, topic:3101”]Some N.P.C.s should just hurl an endless string of insults, and perhaps the occasional wooden horse, at you for no apparent reason.

If you can convince an N.P.C. that they are lighter than a duck, they should burn themselves.[/quote]

Okay, first one is mostly implemented already, second one happens even without my attempted persuasion.

Valpo · 2015-02-24T15:00:06.000Z

Don t you love how npcs use a flamethrower on something and then proceed to meele it amids the flames when they are out of napalm.
Fuck fire i am an npc that won t hurt meh.

StopSignal · 2015-02-24T17:20:22.000Z

Falling arms and stuff. That would be pretty cool.
Then you can pray to the gods, and they repair your arm and give you a banana one.

Valpo · 2015-02-24T17:28:33.000Z

Why a banana? I don t get it xD

Howd you fold your hands in prayer? D:

Litppunk · 2015-02-24T17:33:28.000Z

[quote=“Valpo, post:1524, topic:3101”]Why a banana? I don t get it xD

Howd you fold your hands in prayer? D:[/quote]
its only a flesh wound. you pick up your lopped off arms in your teeth and place them before you in a praying pose before rigor mortis sets in too much. The legs just go behind you facing away, no bigy there.

Jakers · 2015-02-24T18:38:01.000Z

SYNTHETIC LIMBS MADE OF BANANAS! HOW COULD WE HAVE MISSED THAT INGENIOUS IDEA?!?!?!?!?

You whack the zombie with your banana arm for 34 healthiness.

The tank drone notices you’re an excellent source of potassium. It becomes friendly!

You offer Mike Hunter to peel your banana. He seems uncomfortable.

You would have died, but you’re a banana. Therefore you are back to full condition.

You throw the peel away from your banana arm, and the zombie hulk slips on it! It dies!

banana [Game completed]

Valpo · 2015-02-24T18:46:33.000Z

The cataclysm forum seems to have a strange property that intensifys weirdness.

Datanazush · 2015-02-24T18:52:24.000Z

StopSignal:

Then you can pray to the gods, and they repair your arm and give you a banana one.

Praying to gods, with a small chance of getting a “divine boon” of a cursed glass coke bottle.

Litppunk · 2015-02-24T20:31:50.000Z

Oh an in game ‘curse’ that switches you from tiles to acisii or whatever the kids are calling it these days
chances are if you get cursed once you will probably never find another curse to uncurse you correctly.
Other curse potentials:
left is right, up is down. Now available in separate curses and same.

meaning changer: now all the symbols letter and colors represent something else, or maybe only some of them. Good luck relearning everything multiple times. available in a wide variety of…variants. Almost noe of which align well with others to get you back to ‘normal’ We here at cata just love finding new ways to say go fuckyourself

glitchimon: all entities now look either like something else, or like a blur or otherwise unused symbol/letter. Sometimes this one will make the details change as well, or instead. You now officially can’t be completely sure what you are fighting…or if your fighting it.

StopSignal · 2015-02-24T20:59:20.000Z

[quote=“Valpo, post:1524, topic:3101”]Why a banana? I don t get it xD

Howd you fold your hands in prayer? D:[/quote]

IVAN is your answer! (:

Caconym · 2015-02-25T12:05:33.000Z

Add the Spanish Inquisition:
They show up randomly (when you least expect it) when your near a closed door and burst (breaking the door) in and loudly declare “NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!” they then threaten you with a comfy chair (leaves an actual piece of furniture behind).

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-26T03:43:55.000Z

Udon, just cause it would be another thing to do with noodles, and curry

wilson7755 · 2015-02-26T03:57:57.000Z

That’s a good idea. So off-topic.

I believe that an NPC should spawn that just censors people with death
Their name would be… KA101

Caconym · 2015-02-26T09:16:10.000Z

wilson7755:

That’s a good idea. So off-topic.

It’s Catfoodbob the one who never posts a bad idea in here, tis to be expected.

[quote=“wilson7755, post:1533, topic:3101”]I believe that an NPC should spawn that just censors people with death
Their name would be… KA101[/quote]
That is off topic lolloolololololololololololol

Post-thresh feline mutants chase the laser pointer of tank drones.

system · 2015-02-26T09:25:44.000Z

Adding CBM encumbrance that limits the amount of CBMs you can carry.

Caconym · 2015-02-26T10:05:47.000Z

trusty_patches:

Adding CBM encumbrance that limits the amount of CBMs you can carry.

Off-topic! It’s actually a decent idea.

Valpo · 2015-02-26T15:44:15.000Z

The laserpointer idea is so … i dunno i am actually conflicted whether this is a bad or a good idea.

offtopicness is rampant here so i ll do something about it:

At -200 moral your char should auto suicide.
Also
Cat mutants should create a rainbow pattern as they move folowed by nyan nyan nyan combat text.

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-26T19:53:21.000Z

Tempura- Fish or veggies and suchh battered and fried.

Jakers · 2015-02-26T20:15:44.000Z

Quitter - You’re one who gives up easily. If your moral ever goes to -1 or below, your character will automatically quit suicide because they CBA with this apocalypse anymore.

Caconym · 2015-02-26T22:05:22.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Tempura- Fish or veggies and suchh battered and fried.

I am beginning to wonder if Catfoodbob suffered some kind of head trauma at some point and certain words got mixed up and ended up taking on the opposite meaning without ever realising.

Related to that:
a trait/mutation that changes the description of every item to be as much as possible the opposite of the normal description
Can only be randomly acquired after taking a large blow to the head, like say a hulk punches your head and doesn’t squish it like a grape.