We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

[Jakers]

Banana pie
Banana powered jet engine
Banana fusion cannon
Banana peel bandages
Banana peel armour
Banana hat/suit
Banana rain
Banana towers
Banana zombie
Tainted banana
50.Cal Banana
Bananastaff
Banana Blade
Banana banana
Banana banana banana banana banana[color=orange] pineapple[/color] banana
Banana bomb
Bananas inside bananas
Bananaception
Bananas become A class drugs
Bananas give 10000 morale
Bananas give bananas

Mmm… bananas

And today I lost all my brain cells.

[Caconym]

Your missing banana for scale

[Jakers]

Dammit

The unseen banana is the deadliest

[Stretop]

dwarven NPCs. More concerned with mining and and looting liquor stores than normal survivor needs. Expect the town basements to become a haphazardly-interconnected maze if you have random NPCs enabled.

And once they dig into lab - they start to do dwarven !!SCIENCE!! Possible results may include: wildfires, fumarole-appearing, unleashing the hordes of sub-prime and unusual amount of cats on surrounding territories.

[Llamageddon]

sub-prime

I think you meant the circus.

On said note, we totally need a deployable circus tent(like the large tent found someplaces) that spawns clowns inside.

[iceball3]

Utilize clowns to harvest ““Clown Milk””

[system]

Not actually a bad idea - weapon scopes actually working? If it’s on you can aim outside the visible range while there is a small 2x2 visible zone around the reticle.

Actually bad idea - NPCs can use this.

[Alasnuyo]

[quote=“Alasnuyo, post:888, topic:3101”]Some of the NPCs you encounter are actually terminators. And you can’t tell which is which until the ‘NPC’ inexplicably turns hostile on you and tanking grenade launchers like it was peashooters.

How is this different from how it works now?[/quote]

The difference being that the some NPCs are now nearly indestructible. And you get a message on how you saw gleams of a metallic skeleton after it tanked the grenade you launched at it.

[Jakers]

Utilize clowns to harvest ““Clown Milk””

Is it banana flavoured

[AllisonW]

[quote=“Jakers, post:898, topic:3101”]Shooting 3 times in 6 seconds isn’t an incredible accomplishment, it just means they know how to shoot. Which is probably a very viable thing to learn in the apocalypse.

NPC’s with flamethrowers however…[/quote]

It was three headshots in a row, followed by several more shots to other body parts. And maybe a fourth shot to my head somewhere.

anyway

By grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster, you can now play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm. Grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm to play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm may cause complications such as an infinite loop. If you also use this mod (http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI) the universe crashes in real life.

[Llamageddon]

You can now craft a controller CBM that is consumed(doesn’t appear on the bionics screen) that allows you to control your character.

[kevin.granade]

By grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster, you can now play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm. Grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm to play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm may cause complications such as an infinite loop. If you also use this mod (http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI) the universe crashes in real life.

Sans toaster, I was planning on adding a nested cataclysm game just for fun, possibly with wacky “inception”-like time dilation effects.

[Rivet]

By grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster, you can now play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm. Grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm to play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm may cause complications such as an infinite loop. If you also use this mod (http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI) the universe crashes in real life.

Remember, if you’re killed in The Toaster, you die here. The @ cannot live without the mind.

[AllisonW]

[quote=“AllisonW, post:910, topic:3101”]By grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster, you can now play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm. Grafting an LCD screen onto a toaster in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm to play Cataclysm in your Cataclysm in your Cataclysm may cause complications such as an infinite loop. If you also use this mod (http://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI) the universe crashes in real life.

Sans toaster, I was planning on adding a nested cataclysm game just for fun, possibly with wacky “inception”-like time dilation effects.[/quote]

I might have been making a reference to how Cataclysm is intended to be able to run on toasters. It just seems appropriate for the game’s sense of humour somehow.

[system]

…looks at thread title, looks at notebook full of terrible ideas, smiles
Okay, so one: A 'de’volver, essentually it fires backwards, killing the user. If your intellegence is low enough you believe it’s a regular revolver
two: Dud grenade, a grenade that you identify as a regular grenade, until it doesn’t explode. So much for clearing that horde
three: Impact grenades. You know one of the problems with these? They tend to explode when you try to throw it. (picking it up is contact…)

[Rivet]

Impact grenades. You know one of the problems with these? They tend to explode when you try to throw it. (picking it up is contact…)

I’d read that the biggest problem with the BEANO T-13 impact grenade detonating prematurely was that it was shaped and weighed the same as a baseball, which lead U.S. servicemen to try to bounce it in their hand after they’d pulled the arming pin.

Remember kids, the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

[system]

I’ve heard stories soldiers attempted to throw the grenade and it exploded mid throw in their hand. There are a lot of inherent issues with impact grenades.

[bubbadoo14]

Dildos: Same effect as vibrators, but more tiresome, and doesn’t require charges.

In before survivors start hording some dragon dildos in the game.

[Llamageddon]

[quote=“Rhodri, post:810, topic:3101”]Dildos: Same effect as vibrators, but more tiresome, and doesn’t require charges.

In before survivors start hording some dragon dildos in the game.[/quote]
I… totally would hoard them, if there was a bunch of models. Like the bad dragon ones. Those are cool even if you ignore their purpose. Or creepy. Depends on how you look at it.

[system]

I kinda like those tiny BD ones, you know, the ones that are supposed to be collectibles. Maybe, if someone adds them, they can be used as slingshot ammo and/or arrow tips with 100% confusion chance on hit?