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Plot twist: the world of Cataclysm is actually banana-shaped.

Its turtles all the way down!

In DDA terms, about 15 minutes?

In DDA terms, about 15 minutes?[/quote]

Or less, depending on whether the shelter forecast is ā€œcloudy with a chance of mooseā€ or not.

In DDA terms, about 15 minutes?[/quote]

Or less, depending on whether the shelter forecast is ā€œcloudy with a chance of mooseā€ or not.[/quote]
Or if the npcs gives the kill the jabberwock quest and it spawns then tiles away.

Cowboy profession. Cowboy hat, duster, and Colt Army Model 1860 are mandatory.

How about an unrecruitable npc who is immortal wielding a flamethrower with unlimited ammo?

Do you WANT the whole world to burn? D:

ā€œSome men just want to watch the world burnā€¦ā€

flying vehicles so we can make not only deathmobiles but deathstars too

And a turbolaser capable of cracking the planet is mandatory.

Cataclysm, classic mode. Zombie infection has been induced in the more cliche patient zero human-created-virus scenario.
If you chose the profession Scientist, this might happen:

All dialogue MUST be converted to southern accent versions then:

Greetings/Hello ā†’ Howdy partner.
Is there anything I can do to help? ā†’ Now ah don suppose youā€™d need anythin dun ā€˜rround here?
Thanks. ā†’ Much obliged.
Letā€™s trade. ā†’ Lessee what yurr got there fer tradinā€™.
No, I canā€™t do that. Iā€™m sorry. ā†’ Sorry tā€™say but thaā€™ ainā€™t my thing, good sir or maā€™am.

(I canā€™t southern very well, so apologies if that seems off)

The conversion job should be a punishment assignment among devs and contributors. A punishment for sloppy coding and mistakes ā€œthat should not have happenedā€, however that should be interpreted.

You want horrible? Replace all captchas everywhere with those conversion assignments. Enslave the newcomers.

I wonder if thereā€™s an English-to-Southern online translator. Thereā€™s no ā€œsouthernā€ in Google Translate. Yet.

Needs more yā€™all. :V

Gaining the Fat mutation (from Ursine tree) replaces ā€˜8Dā€™ morale with ā€˜8))ā€™

To re-quote myself, having earlier been reminded of the last time I made this remark in response to a certain star-spawn: Iā€™m not sure whether to laugh, cry, or facepalm. :V

This is Texan, not southern.

Pretty spot on, but for Old Southern, and the female version at that. (yep, there are multiple sub-dialects, fun times)
I only ever knew one person who actually talked like this, but she really did talk like that all the time. Seriously, ā€œwhy I de-clare!ā€ would not have been surprising from her.

Texan again

Iā€™m not sure here, probably more a accent ā†’ creative spelling problem than an accent problem.

Good what to the what? Thereā€™s a lot of sirs and maā€™ams in the south, but not used like that.

Pretty typical POV for someone who hasnā€™t lived there (i.e. basing it on movies mostly).

Source: it took me over 20 years to escape Alabama.

Does depend where in Texas you are, admittedly. Though it really throws me off reading it versus hearing it in normal conversation.

Hulks should be able to pick up and throw nearby loose objects at the player, preferring the heavier ones, such as lumps of steel and engine blocks (it would rip them out of nearby vehicles). Hulks should also be able to pick up and throw brutes and other monsters, too. Next up: hulks throwing each other.

I laughed, and I kept bursting into laughter afterwards, and I donā€™t know why.

Look, Iā€™ve never been this smooth. And if you think Iā€™m not able to humiliate myself any worse, you donā€™t know me. You do not know me. 8D

When doing anything with paper (or items made from, related to, or items near paper) there should be a chance for a paper cut, inflicting 9999 damage and bleeding from a random body part. Because that would be realistic.