We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

If you spend a month or more in the same location a nether portal opens nearby and you experience a nether invasion of shoggoths.

Grues in all locations where the light levels are lacking.

The cataclysm that I know and love doesn’t have that many nones in it, nor is it filled with people interrupting the flow of time as they try to figure out how to reload a baguette. Still, it would be impressively cataclysmic.

I would actually love to see the “just at the start of the cataclysm” scenario myself.

Add small scale time travel (able to travel to any time after the start of game). If you are in time where there is your past self who doesn’t know about you yet then make him repeat his past actions. Upon meeting turn him into an NPC. It should be possible by travelling back several times to gather any amount of your past selves in the same place.

But you would need to add a gender toggle in order to repopulate…

The ability to makes quires, scrolls, and codices, to write stories of kobolds stealing all your shit.

And the ability to drink mugs. No, not drink OUT of mugs,. Just straight-up drink the mugs.

An app that converts googlemaps into cataclysm maps, including the types of businesses, so you can simulate the apocalypse in your own town or anywhere else you fancy.

Would play in Donbass for unique experience.

Hey, this board is for BAD ideas…
Like nuclear powered CBM’s that give infinite power and randomly irradiate you, causing mutations and sickness.

Yea, the google maps thibg is on my TODO list…

Profession: bard.

With which to arrange dancing contests with the zombies. Loser gets eaten.

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2792, topic:3101”]Profession: bard.

With which to arrange dancing contests with the zombies. Loser gets eaten.[/quote]

Dance til you die!

Crawling zombies only knaw your legs and make you fall over as soon as they land a hit, stunning you.

Some zombies that you’ve killed will still appear to be dead after reviving, and will grab you bite you if you walk over them without checking if they’re alive or not. This kicks you over, stuns you and gives you a bite wound.

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2792, topic:3101”]Profession: bard.

With which to arrange dancing contests with the zombies. Loser gets eaten.[/quote]

What, does hitting zombies with a banjo while using ninjitsu not count as a bard thing?

No, but beatboxing the bagpipes does.

If you get that remark, you’ve been playing too much .42.01 DF lately.

lieutenant dan mode:

you start in a two wheeled battery-powered wheelchair. +10% speed on road, -30% on grass etc.
your upper body is tougher and stronger than usual.
if your chair dies or you climb out of it to crawl up/down stairs, you can crawl at slightly faster than crawling zombie speed.
that’s your game, until you find bionic legs CBM

is that bad enough yet?

Add in the Tasen cataclysm from Iji.

Are you serious?

Are you serious?[/quote]

He’s serially, seasonally, seriously serious?