We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

zombies r 2 hard at begin u cant even fite them can u pls make it so zombes are rly weak lik only a ocuple hits and u should level up and then harder zombies pop up bcuz sometimes u die rly early and its not fair

[quote=“Raital, post:26, topic:3101”]I really don’t know if I should. Oh well, I guess it can’t hurt too much to go lower.

Traits:
Necrophilia: The cataclysm has been your dream come true when it comes to sexual satisfaction. Instead of smashing or butchering a corpse to stop it from reviving, you can perform sexual acts to it. The blob, offended by this behavior, will flee the corpse and attack you. As a result, the tainted flesh becomes normal human flesh instead. Mmm, tasty!

Mutations:
Hygroscopic: Your body’s outer skin layer has taken on the feel of silica gel. Whenever you are immersed in water, you regain hydration, and your hydration limit has risen. Watch out, as there is a limit. Should you become too hydrated, your body will burst like a water balloon.

Stat:
Coolness: You make the impossible possible. For every point in this stat, the probability of something cool happening goes up by 2.5%. Examples include enemies exploding into ludicrous gibs just by touching them with your bare hands, shooting bullets that hit when they miss (through bouncing off of cars, walls, shrubs, whatever), crafting two items for the price of one, dodging explosions at point blank and taking no damage in the process, explosions caused by you becoming 5 times their normal size and damage (which doesn’t hurt you either), and more. Starts at 8 and 0% of cool things happening, because average is not cool.

Place:
Cow farm: Automated cow farm that has continued in the absence of people. Cows have mutated, and cowbots have become hostile to humans. Beware milk. Moo.

Companion:
A Giant Rock you’ve named (foo): A big porous rock filled up with blob, this big guy is your best friend. Whenever you are threatened, he will roll over your enemies for you. He’s the best friend you could ever have. Yep. Just remember, when you’re sleeping, he’s watching you. Other friends you make might suffer strange squishing accidents, but this big guy will never abandon you. No sir.[/quote]

You win worst suggestion.

Basically, Breathing Room’s topic. Ok that was mean sorry.

Basically, Breathing Room’s topic. Ok that was mean sorry.[/quote]

I interpreted Breathing Room’s topic to not be about nerfing zombies but literal breathing room - everything is just so fucking cluttered!

OH SHIT, new shit idea:

Microtransactions. Spend money on granades or skillpoints. Did you die? Use 5 ZedtokensTM (which you can only buy in bundles of at least 20 for $5) to respawn a short distance away from where you died!

Also after each move your character is automatically saved to the cloud to prevent savescumming.

[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:265, topic:3101”]OH SHIT, new shit idea:

Microtransactions. Spend money on granades or skillpoints. Did you die? Use 5 ZedtokensTM (which you can only buy in bundles of at least 20 for $5) to respawn a short distance away from where you died!

Also after each move your character is automatically saved to the cloud to prevent savescumming.[/quote]
CEO of EA detected.

On this matter: share option to share your current character status screen on Facebook instagram twitter google+ and a 10 hour still image video of it on youtube

[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:265, topic:3101”]OH SHIT, new shit idea:

Microtransactions. Spend money on granades or skillpoints. Did you die? Use 5 ZedtokensTM (which you can only buy in bundles of at least 20 for $5) to respawn a short distance away from where you died!

Also after each move your character is automatically saved to the cloud to prevent savescumming.[/quote]

Buy more Kevindollars now!

“HALT! HALT! HALT!”
“It’s okay, officer. I can pay for that.”

Bribing copbots. Because money solves any crime.

:stuck_out_tongue: pay a fine or serve your sentence

Opposite day mod!

Survivors are zombies, zombies are survivors.

Since survivors normally flees from zombies (as survivors normally does in normal mode), the new zombies (The former survivors) now chases the new survivors (Former zombies), because in the opposite day mod, the zombies who used to be survivors fleeing from zombies are now Zombies chasing survivors, who in turn used to be zombies chasing survivors, but are now survivors fleeing from zombies.

Normal:
Zombies -> Survivors

Opposite day:
Survivors (Former zombies) <- Zombies (Former survivors)

[quote=“Slax, post:268, topic:3101”]“HALT! HALT! HALT!”
“It’s okay, officer. I can pay for that.”

Bribing copbots. Because money solves any crime.[/quote]

Ownership system and cops with gps enabling them to locate you for crimes regardless of your whereabouts. Because I really needed that piece of newspa-

[size=18pt]STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.[/size]

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:271, topic:3101”][quote=“Slax, post:268, topic:3101”]“HALT! HALT! HALT!”
“It’s okay, officer. I can pay for that.”

Bribing copbots. Because money solves any crime.[/quote]

Ownership system and cops with gps enabling them to locate you for crimes regardless of your whereabouts. Because I really needed that piece of newspa-

[size=18pt]STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.[/size][/quote]

You can t stop me !!! /targets knee and fires bow

Nono, this is Cyrodiil, that only works on nords north of the border.

Wait, I meant New England. This is definitely New England.

It definitely needs more dragons either way.

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:271, topic:3101”][quote=“Slax, post:268, topic:3101”]“HALT! HALT! HALT!”
“It’s okay, officer. I can pay for that.”

Bribing copbots. Because money solves any crime.[/quote]

Ownership system and cops with gps enabling them to locate you for crimes regardless of your whereabouts. Because I really needed that piece of newspa-

[size=18pt]STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.[/size][/quote]

A Daggerfall then an Oblivion quote to make me smile and i’ve not even had my morning coffee yet. On subject then, all NPC’s must greet the character no matter how far away they are by screaming [size=24pt]OUTLANDER![/size] every 20 seconds.

Putting this back in: https://github.com/CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA/issues/9051

Yo dawg, I heard you like crashing so I remade a buggy car so you can crash the game while crashing in the game.

[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:265, topic:3101”]OH SHIT, new shit idea:

Microtransactions. Spend money on granades or skillpoints. Did you die? Use 5 ZedtokensTM (which you can only buy in bundles of at least 20 for $5) to respawn a short distance away from where you died!

Also after each move your character is automatically saved to the cloud to prevent savescumming.[/quote]
Close, but plan is to have it take 13 kevindollars to revive with packs of 10 for $5 or 24 for $10 (that’s 4 bonus kevindollars!). Thus ensuring that you almost always have at least one extra kevindollar left in your account to encourage the occasional extra purchase.

Shotgum. "This gum’s a blast!"
Chew, blows your head off.

[quote=“Slax, post:277, topic:3101”]Shotgum. "This gum’s a blast!"
Chew, blows your head off.[/quote]

Shotgun: blasts tequila into your mouth.

Goddamn it, dude! You just cannot blast water out of a gun.
The technology is just not there.

Goddamn it, dude! You just cannot blast water out of a gun.
The technology is just not there.[/quote]
simple just put water loaded with lots of iron in it and shoot it out of a ferrogmagnetic cannon