We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

[Closet_Pankin]

[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:278, topic:3101”]Shotgun: blasts tequila into your mouth.

Goddamn it, dude! You just cannot blast water out of a gun.
The technology is just not there.[/quote]

Naw, I mean they sort of figured it out with water guns, so I dunno why we can’t.

[Slax]

There’s no such thing as an alcohol gun. IT’S IMPOSSIBLE.

[Pthalocy]

I am forwarding that idea to a friend of mine who hosts parties, and may he buy a bag of dollar store tiny water pistols that barely hold a shot, and serve shots in them.

[StopSignal]

You, sir, deserve a cookie.
Who i am kidding, i almost never drink.

Suggestion: Make absolutely every part in a car explosive as a mininuke when they get broken. Time to learn to drive.

[Closet_Pankin]

mfw only one person gets the reference.

how the fuck do you embed youtube videos on the forum?

[Pthalocy]

[quote=“StopSignal, post:284, topic:3101”]You, sir, deserve a cookie.
Who i am kidding, i almost never drink.

Suggestion: Make absolutely every part in a car explosive as a mininuke when they get broken. Time to learn to drive.[/quote]

Well that makes two of us, part of my stay-healthy plan involves cutting my casual drinks back to special events only, and as little added sugar as possible. And junk snacks in general. I shall cherish the cookie and then probably give it to a sibling so it might be enjoyed properly. Weh.

The game needs more allergies! How about bees?

[StopSignal]

Haha, but hey! Better sane than sorry.

Also, that would be so instakill!

[i2amroy]

how the fuck do you embed youtube videos on the forum?

You can’t, on purpose.

[bugsniper]

If you eat black pepper, you should receive a condition in which you keep coughing until you are no longer thirsty.

Also, add an infection susceptibility disease. You get it by doing fun things with NPCs.

[saviliana]

[quote=“bugsniper, post:289, topic:3101”]If you eat black pepper, you should receive a condition in which you keep coughing until you are no longer thirsty.

Also, add an infection susceptibility disease. You get it by doing fun things with NPCs.[/quote]
What fun things? painting you with green paint?

[RAM]

The game needs more youtube videos embedded into it, mod support is obviously an essential component of this. And random posts from the HUGL thread…

[Slax]

Screw-on punch launcher.
Just strap it to your arm, apply screws and insulation, amp up the pressure, press button and watch that fist soar. Wear a spiked glove for MAXIMUM DAMAGE.

Inventors tend to forget about the finer details/flaws.

[Pthalocy]

Hug-Lag Hal Ghal-ghal. if it isn’t made a faction, it might still be in your head memorably forever.

Yes, I may have accidentally committed a keyboard smash to memory.

Anyway, they’d be a faction reknowned for their image macros, their long-run reputation, and their inexplicably extreme and often creative violence.

[Nickal]

Let’s make every key(aside from movement keys)(know what, even the movement keys!) autobound to commit suicide, and make all the bindings suicide.

[Pthalocy]

Replace that with (t)hrowing Granades and I’m sold.

[Nickal]

Know what, when you start up the game make the suicide key crash your computer too.

[Valpo]

Know what, when you start up the game make the suicide key crash your computer too.

Make the computer kill you irl.

[Nickal]

Make the computer kill you irl.

Then we should rename it C:FKA “Cataclysm: Freddy Krueger Ahead”

[kevin.granade]

embed youtube videos on the forum

Thread over, we have a worst suggestion ever.

[FunsizeNinja123]

[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:285, topic:3101”]embed youtube videos on the forum

Thread over, we have a worst suggestion ever.[/quote]