We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

And here I come like a bad nerd impression I am, saying that you can’t deflect 100% of energy with mirrors.
Maybe like 80%
Maybe.
With something REALLY high-quality.
So if you have mirrors, you’d better have a lot of them to swap 'em out as other ones get molten

Nah I was thinking the same thing, but I was hoping melting mirror goop would add to the FUN!!

This is how I am told fun works.

I’d rather just install a LASER EYE bionic, and out-laser them with my rad staring contest skills. Can’t lose if my bionic eyes don’t have eyelids! HAHA.

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:239, topic:3101”]Let’s estimate that it’s, uh, infra-red.
I believe if it’s a pulse and not a stream, then a good-polished aluminum bat at nice speed would easily deflect it somewhere. The problem lies in the shape of the bat which will just dissipate the beam instead of reflecting it. Maybe we should also flatten one side of it? Like, cricket bat, but made from aluminum. I wonder if they make aluminum cricket bats.[/quote]

Make? Yes.

Whether or not anyone actually uses them is beyond my realm of google-fu.

I LOVE IT

Add a Grue that eats you as soon as night falls. Increase length of night time to a set 24 hour period.

NINJA MIRRORS. They reflect like… 10000%!
You don’t know ninja magic, man.

new fighting style: mirror no jutsu

I need the ability to import characters from DoomRL.

Your learn a new style! Paddle Slap.

Learned from slapping enough faces and asses with various paddles.
SMMMACK! WHAP! You just like the sound. It… pleases you.

Okay, now, here’s an idea.
No, no, not like that.

Here’s an Idea

What if we give you an ability to deactivate robots by shooting out their CPU with crits.
And then we give you an ability to use them as car parts.
Tankbot tanks made from 8 tankbots slapped together with a chicken walker throne in the middle?

[i]- B-but Patches, nine robots!

  • 8 cannons
  • O-okay…
  • Maybe more
  • Okay, Patches, thanks!
  • Imagine[/i]

Obviously we need the mirror shield from Legend of Zelda. Or the spell parrying shields from Dark Souls 2.

Hmm, we also could use those friendly (but gassy) basilisks. We can already get stoned in game, why not more literally? A nice Blighttown-like poison swamp wouldn’t be too out of place either.

There need to be zogs, because dogs, mogs, bogs, logs, togs, hogs, cogs, wogs, jogs, pogs, and fogs could all benefit from gooey enhancement, and letting the player know which they are facing is too softcore…

I want eggnog in the Christmas day release.

Can come with 1/3 chance of being an eggzog if free nog is too op

Zantas- mall santas that turn into zombies

…and that’s probably the best worst idea in the thread =)

Foldable Deathmobile- Recipie, a tin can, 5 speaking skill, a granade, and a none.

I want none people. That drop nones when you kill them.

Plant nones to grow none trees. Can provide players with nones each summer.

What about a none basement that has lots of none ammo for a none gun?
Shoots nones for none damage.

[quote=“Raskulle, post:259, topic:3101”]What about a none basement that has lots of none ammo for a none gun?
Shoots nones for none damage.[/quote]

And leaves none alive @