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Game Talk The Drawing Board
2201

It seems to me that the “anything can be a weapon” idea is fun and all, but is sort of limited. It is sort of #wasted in some ways, I mean, when was the last time that you did the “credit card shuriken” thing? Lots of stuff just won’t be used as weapons… Every item in the game should be given a unique combat style to make it effective in specialised hands. The master of the caber toss should be deadly with a log…

And then there is the exclusivity. Why is it only weapons? Along with weapon values, every item should have food values, computer hacking values, vibrator values, laser refraction values, armour values, car-wheel values, bedding values, wind resistance values…

2202

[quote=“RAM, post:2201, topic:3101”]It seems to me that the “anything can be a weapon” idea is fun and all, but is sort of limited. It is sort of #wasted in some ways, I mean, when was the last time that you did the “credit card shuriken” thing? Lots of stuff just won’t be used as weapons… Every item in the game should be given a unique combat style to make it effective in specialised hands. The master of the caber toss should be deadly with a log…

And then there is the exclusivity. Why is it only weapons? Along with weapon values, every item should have food values, computer hacking values, vibrator values, laser refraction values, armour values, car-wheel values, bedding values, wind resistance values…[/quote]
Thread wheel would be cool.

2203

Shit, YES. Then I can finally hack computer terminals with the highest quality potato!

2204

Vibrator values, you could use potatoes as personal massagers.

2205

“You fall asleep”

“You snuggle your steel jerrycan of diesel to keep warm”

2206

Well, guess you can use diesel to warm up.

2207

Anything can be a sex toy if you’re creative enough.

2208

“You fire up your none and start getting the tension out.”

2209

Leave it to Coolthulhu to weaponize perverize the very concept of nothing.

2210

You fire up your zombie corpse.

2211

You fire up your NPC… owo

2212

I like nothing.
It’s not mutual, though, mostly because we have nothing in common.
So I’m lying on my bed, thinking about nothing et al.
My phone rings and I answer: it’s nothing. Nothing is mad at me.
I ask “why” - “Oh, it’s nothing”
“but I didn’t do nothing!”
“is nothing too much for you to handle?”
Long story short, I spent my weekend doing nothing and enjoying every moment of it.

2213

Stop whispering sweet nothings in my ear, you maniac. owo

2214

This got very philosophical, very fast.

2215

Someone told me that we have cows in the game, we need to make this(!) a reality!

/Zorbeltuss

2216

Magnesium flares should have an attack in which you jam the thing into a zombie’s brain.

2217

Atomic boogers mutation. Works like atomic nightlight, but can be toggled on command.

2218

And vibrators, well… owo

2219

Bad John! this isn’t the thread for that kind of awesome-yet-plausibleness

2220

If you name your character “Doom Guy” or “Doom Gal”, your character yells, “RIP AND TEAR!” And “OH ZOMBIES COME OUT TO PLAY!” And “EAT IT SHITHEAD!” when you kill netherworld inhabitants or zombies. Also you do extra damage when standing on blood covered tiles.

Add item called Sticky Gel that can be applied to everything. You can now wear the sticky items and only be affected by weight and not volume. Though if taken off, it causes damage to clothing or pain.

If you acquire too many items that are stuck to you, the sticky gel melds with your flesh, basically turning you into a katamari damachi ball. You can then roll over NPCs and zombies and gain armor from their bodies.

But wait theres more.

Upon reaching a certain weight, you reach critical mass and collapse into a black hole. It kills you and destroys your world, forcing you to generate another one.