And if you’re playing the senior citizen profession, the commie music gives you a heart attack instead of boosting morale.
I thought that surfboards would be a silly thing, they could be found in vans.
Then I thought that it could be fun to go to a sewage treatment plant, mod massive ammunition capacity to a pair of shotguns, place the surfboard on the sewage, drop a tonne of timed C-4 to the bottom of the tank, and ride the wave into the centre of a massive and uncleared city, shooting gloriously until I leave to meet The Big Kahuna…
So my suggestion is to have ammunition drum mods for shotguns.
Ammo drums is a beautiful suggestion. :V
I agree, semi-crew weapons with a fixed ammo drum would be absolutely magical. What better way to backstop your minefields and spiked fields than a drum with 10,000 rounds of ammo you laboriously built into a continuous-feed belt for just such an occasion 
Make the Psychopath trait an earned trait you get by filling a pain threshold of 100 or higher…
You mean Masochist? :V
I should have put inspired by Tokyo Ghoul, where the main lead gets tortured and becomes a psychopath as a result of it.
Ah right, the old “being tortured makes you evil” cliche.
I agree, semi-crew weapons with a fixed ammo drum would be absolutely magical. What better way to backstop your minefields and spiked fields than a drum with 10,000 rounds of ammo you laboriously built into a continuous-feed belt for just such an occasion :D[/quote]
I’m sorry, are we talking about CDDA or occupying Normandy beach? XD
Add a new trait NERRRRRD that increases your learning capacity EVEN MORE but only when doing so from books. The catch is that zombie children, as they could in life, can smell NERRRRDs from miles away, and will come point and make fun of you in addition to their usual shenanigans.
Not so much evil, just misunderstood and very egocentric if you will.
Womanhacks (girlhacks?) - a pink variant of manhack. Twice as expensive, but otherwise identical
Madhacks - manhacks without hit and run tag, making noise like an enraged bee
Maphacks - manhacks with perfect pathfinding, able to attack through walls and floors
Machacks - elegant manhacks that can’t be repaired without voiding the warranty
Mawhack - flying lamprey mouths made out of whirling blades
Personhack - a gender-neutral variant of manhack. Does not discriminate targets.
And don’t even ask about the faphacks. o3o
Ability to weld chainsaws to the side of cars and turn them on to work as makeshift shredders
Banhack: Their attacks reduce your computer skill.
Canhack: Ignore armour.
Danhack: Appears surrounding and hostile to an N.P.C. named “Dan”.
Fanhack: Clears smoke and bugs you for your autograph.
Lanhack: Spawn in groups and share vision.
Nanhack: butcher for fresh-baked cookies.
Panhack: Target and destroy items on the ground.
Ranhack: Speed is set equal to the survivor’s current speed.
Tanhack: Replace blades with flamethrowers.
Vanhack: Specifically targets vehicles.
Faphack:uses vibrator on you.
If a vibrator is a battery powered device, and a manhack is a (plutionium cell?) powered device, wouldn’t a manhack-powered vibrator just be a bigger vibrator? I mean, I know this is the bad ideas thread, but this is just redundant.
Also, Hanhacks. They shoot first.
XL Vibrator for mutant characters? Comes in fun threshold-specific varieties.
XL Vibrator for mutant characters? Comes in fun threshold-specific varieties.[/quote]
That would be Bad Dragon, not Random Dragon XD
Huehuehue. And don’t even ask what the Chimera version would look like.