We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Random_dragon · 2015-07-04T15:23:49.000Z

And if you’re playing the senior citizen profession, the commie music gives you a heart attack instead of boosting morale.

RAM · 2015-07-05T02:27:33.000Z

I thought that surfboards would be a silly thing, they could be found in vans.

Then I thought that it could be fun to go to a sewage treatment plant, mod massive ammunition capacity to a pair of shotguns, place the surfboard on the sewage, drop a tonne of timed C-4 to the bottom of the tank, and ride the wave into the centre of a massive and uncleared city, shooting gloriously until I leave to meet The Big Kahuna…

So my suggestion is to have ammunition drum mods for shotguns.

Random_dragon · 2015-07-05T02:45:58.000Z

Ammo drums is a beautiful suggestion. :V

kevin.granade · 2015-07-05T02:49:26.000Z

Random_dragon:

Ammo drums is a beautiful suggestion. :V

I agree, semi-crew weapons with a fixed ammo drum would be absolutely magical. What better way to backstop your minefields and spiked fields than a drum with 10,000 rounds of ammo you laboriously built into a continuous-feed belt for just such an occasion

WIndburns · 2015-07-05T03:06:12.000Z

Make the Psychopath trait an earned trait you get by filling a pain threshold of 100 or higher…

Random_dragon · 2015-07-05T03:11:39.000Z

You mean Masochist? :V

WIndburns · 2015-07-05T03:17:50.000Z

Random_dragon:

You mean Masochist? :V

I should have put inspired by Tokyo Ghoul, where the main lead gets tortured and becomes a psychopath as a result of it.

Random_dragon · 2015-07-05T03:26:18.000Z

Ah right, the old “being tortured makes you evil” cliche.

Pthalocy · 2015-07-05T03:30:13.000Z

Kevin Granade:

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2183, topic:3101”]Ammo drums is a beautiful suggestion. :V

I agree, semi-crew weapons with a fixed ammo drum would be absolutely magical. What better way to backstop your minefields and spiked fields than a drum with 10,000 rounds of ammo you laboriously built into a continuous-feed belt for just such an occasion :D[/quote]

I’m sorry, are we talking about CDDA or occupying Normandy beach? XD

Add a new trait NERRRRRD that increases your learning capacity EVEN MORE but only when doing so from books. The catch is that zombie children, as they could in life, can smell NERRRRDs from miles away, and will come point and make fun of you in addition to their usual shenanigans.

WIndburns · 2015-07-05T04:21:32.000Z

Random_dragon:

Ah right, the old “being tortured makes you evil” cliche.

Not so much evil, just misunderstood and very egocentric if you will.

Coolthulhu · 2015-07-05T11:25:46.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Medhacks, kinda like manhacks, except they attempt to perform surgery on you mid combat.

Womanhacks (girlhacks?) - a pink variant of manhack. Twice as expensive, but otherwise identical

Madhacks - manhacks without hit and run tag, making noise like an enraged bee

Maphacks - manhacks with perfect pathfinding, able to attack through walls and floors

Machacks - elegant manhacks that can’t be repaired without voiding the warranty

Mawhack - flying lamprey mouths made out of whirling blades

Personhack - a gender-neutral variant of manhack. Does not discriminate targets.

Random_dragon · 2015-07-05T15:16:01.000Z

And don’t even ask about the faphacks. o3o

Eric · 2015-07-06T18:42:32.000Z

Ability to weld chainsaws to the side of cars and turn them on to work as makeshift shredders

kevin.granade · 2015-07-07T03:00:49.000Z

Eric:

Ability to weld chainsaws to the side of cars and turn them on to work as makeshift shredders

github.com/CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA

Issue: Attach chainsaws to vehicles.

opened by kevingranade on 2013-08-07

closed by illi-kun on 2016-11-04

Inspired by kilozombie's hilarious dda sims post:
http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=2719.msg35890#msg35890
Add chainsaws basically as a cross between a blade and a turret, you reload them...

Enhancement

RAM · 2015-07-07T03:39:12.000Z

Banhack: Their attacks reduce your computer skill.
Canhack: Ignore armour.
Danhack: Appears surrounding and hostile to an N.P.C. named “Dan”.
Fanhack: Clears smoke and bugs you for your autograph.
Lanhack: Spawn in groups and share vision.
Nanhack: butcher for fresh-baked cookies.
Panhack: Target and destroy items on the ground.
Ranhack: Speed is set equal to the survivor’s current speed.
Tanhack: Replace blades with flamethrowers.
Vanhack: Specifically targets vehicles.

cdru · 2015-07-07T05:03:32.000Z

Faphack:uses vibrator on you.

Pthalocy · 2015-07-07T07:12:51.000Z

cdru:

Faphack:uses vibrator on you.

If a vibrator is a battery powered device, and a manhack is a (plutionium cell?) powered device, wouldn’t a manhack-powered vibrator just be a bigger vibrator? I mean, I know this is the bad ideas thread, but this is just redundant.

Also, Hanhacks. They shoot first.

Random_dragon · 2015-07-07T14:26:13.000Z

Pthalocy:

If a vibrator is a battery powered device, and a manhack is a (plutionium cell?) powered device, wouldn’t a manhack-powered vibrator just be a bigger vibrator?

XL Vibrator for mutant characters? Comes in fun threshold-specific varieties.

Pthalocy · 2015-07-07T16:19:48.000Z

Random_dragon:

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:2197, topic:3101”]If a vibrator is a battery powered device, and a manhack is a (plutionium cell?) powered device, wouldn’t a manhack-powered vibrator just be a bigger vibrator?

XL Vibrator for mutant characters? Comes in fun threshold-specific varieties.[/quote]

That would be Bad Dragon, not Random Dragon XD

Random_dragon · 2015-07-07T16:42:43.000Z

Huehuehue. And don’t even ask what the Chimera version would look like.