We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Make “die mother fucker die” play if you try to kill shoggoth.

Tarps, strap, parts, prats, rats’ pee, and sprat should all be real items with otherwise identical duplicates that also possess the function of a contact-detonated mininuke.

Dyslexic trait that just makes telling what it is and whether or not it splodes even harder.

And if it makes the More Survival Tools tarp explode too? o3o

Make a monster based of this:

We could have an item from the labs called The Cure. Its description says: “These pills revert the zombification process. They were still in development though, and there are some… minor side-effects. Pull the pin to activate the item.” Its a consumable, and when you eat it you die giving you the message: "As you swallow the pills, your head explodes. At least you won’t be turning into a zombie."
If you remove the pin it becomes active, and explodes in a small radius after a few turns. Any zombies in the blast radius will die instantly, but instead of dropping zombie corpses, they drop human corpses. :3

Also, we could have an improbability drive! :smiley:
You could craft it from short range teleporter, some duct-tape, and any vegetable (preferably a pickle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIQN_iXpqLU). You can install it in a vehicle and refill it using fresh vegetables. When you activate it, it teleports you and your vehicle to a random place a few maptiles away, destroying obstacles and scorching the earth. It also starts fires, grants you the buff flameshield (There, I cast flameshield on yous. Also, I spat on yous.), and does weird random stuff, like spawning whale corpses, flower pots, nether monsters, mutating you, etcetera. Maybe we can even have a specific monster that can only spawn from this, and keeps yelling to you about the previous times you’ve killed it. :3

Why did I instead think of SCP-049?

Maybe have a delorean that can teleport you randomly to 200 map tiles away creating a flame behind you once you reach 88 miles an hour, But only if you wearing a red jacket with a baseball cap backwards withan old npc with white hair named doc is with you.

Windup grannies. Because some times you just need to hear an old person whine and click.

Capoeira should work with the Razorback Katars.

So you can go Voldo mode

Abuse the ability to assign gun data to weapon mods to create a gun with integrated guns EVERYWHERE.

A gun under the barrel? How about a gun on the end of the barrel? A gun that IS the barrel? A gun mounted on the magazine! A gun that’s a part of the grip! That sight it’s equipped with? Also a gun. And so’s the stock. If a receiver can TECHNICALLY be a gun according to the right legal interpretation, than make it LITERALLY a gun too.

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2232, topic:3101”]Abuse the ability to assign gun data to weapon mods to create a gun with integrated guns EVERYWHERE.

A gun under the barrel? How about a gun on the end of the barrel? A gun that IS the barrel? A gun mounted on the magazine! A gun that’s a part of the grip! That sight it’s equipped with? Also a gun. And so’s the stock. If a receiver can TECHNICALLY be a gun according to the right legal interpretation, than make it LITERALLY a gun too.[/quote]

Also, the ammo? Guns.

“What if I had a gun that shot other guns?”

[quote=“Kadian, post:2233, topic:3101”]Also, the ammo? Guns.

“What if I had a gun that shot other guns?”[/quote]

And then the gun-bullets are also accessorized with more guns?

Ovvawize yer just not doin’ it roight, silly 'umie!

Guns that shoot smaller guns seems a bit too macho cliche. It has to go beyond the realm of manliness and break through whatever metaphysical ceiling that exists.

Like… a sword that slashes out guns. Or at least a gun that fires out bigger guns.

But iz propah orky to ‘ave guns fulla guns! Zoggin’umies always muckin’ about…

So, a gun that shoots fire that makes more fire? Oh wait, that is a real thing…
A gun that shoots sharks that make more sharks? No, nobody wants to see that…
A gun that shoots grey-goo and each shot assigns a random I.F.F. so the grey-goo colonies fight each other?
A gun that shoots holes between Space and The Dakka Dimension, so that there is a permanent hole in reality that have a constant stream of weapons and ammunition pouring out of them until the area reaches dakka saturation?

how bout a gun that can shoot deplorable turrets

Needa dispensah here?