We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Game Talk The Drawing Board
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Monster idea: much like with the ratking, we need a mooseseseses monster, a bundle of moose that may or may not use the correct plural of moose.

Though a “moose” monster that is in fact plural would be hilariously confusing.

EDIT: Also, here’s an idea that’s bad mostly due to potential complexity. A circadian rhythm property that skews the relative “ease of falling asleep” and “how quickly tiredness is reduced while sleeping” properties depending on the time of day, making it easier to sleep at night and thus making it harder to become nocturnal. o3o

2162

Vibrator attachment that can sometimes incapacitate humanoids if the firearm is used in melee combat

2163

The mad scientists’ dream: a self-destruct button for cars.

2164

Or a red button for self-ejecting chair with no parachute.

2165

I feel like for the average Cataclysm Survivor that would be pretty survivable, given it would probably just throw you from the vehicle unharmed. Certainly be preferable to being in the vehicle when it slams into something and results in an explosion larger then the average city block.

2166

Add that with the nemesis suggestion and the nemesis is called Paul and he berates you when you use lethal force.

/Zorbeltuss

2167

Add that with the nemesis suggestion and the nemesis is called Paul and he berates you when you use lethal force.

/Zorbeltuss[/quote]

What, no cyborg Germans with skull skul guns? He does pursue you for a good chunk of the game, after all.

2168

If I could rig it to extra explode on impact and then bail while it’s going 923849324 mph, HELL TO THE YES. But we need to add directional sight so I can get the morale bonus for walking away and not looking at the explosion afterward.

2169

Blobspace! A mutation for slime mutants where your body can hold some volume of inventory by sticking the stuff inside your blobby bod.

2170

I already do this, it’s called eating?? Where else am I gonna keep all these fuckin’ lighters I keep finding???

2171

If your character’s name is Chris Redfield,screamer zombies will scream “CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”.

2172

And the cannibal sandwich shall be called a Jill Sandwich.

2173

Actual snow on the floor when it´s snowing that disappeares if it is too hot.
May the game be lagged to death!

2174

Jill Jello. Made of human bones.

2175

Catnip. Can be given to cats, or consumed if the character is past the feline mutant threshold.

2176

Haha, cats. Catnip farms!!

Make giant bees attracted to various flowering plants the player may or may not be growing.

2177

And then soon, mutant catsplosions.

2178

Medhacks, kinda like manhacks, except they attempt to perform surgery on you mid combat.

2179

And if made friendly, they can be used for healing after a good beating. But they’d be subject to the same problem, of not fully realizing that now is not a good time to break out the scalpel and anesthetic.

2180

Rarely when setting off an alarm after breaking into a store it’ll summon Sputnik instead of a regular eyebot. It plays uplifting (morale boosting) Soviet marching music but will also take your picture, making you wanted by the secret police. Everytime it does this after the first it summons a Stalin Bot to arrest and assault you (in that order).

Edit: I come up with weirdest ideas in the shower.