We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Random_dragon · 2015-06-27T03:51:53.000Z

Monster idea: much like with the ratking, we need a mooseseseses monster, a bundle of moose that may or may not use the correct plural of moose.

Though a “moose” monster that is in fact plural would be hilariously confusing.

EDIT: Also, here’s an idea that’s bad mostly due to potential complexity. A circadian rhythm property that skews the relative “ease of falling asleep” and “how quickly tiredness is reduced while sleeping” properties depending on the time of day, making it easier to sleep at night and thus making it harder to become nocturnal. o3o

Wardenn · 2015-06-28T22:49:03.000Z

Vibrator attachment that can sometimes incapacitate humanoids if the firearm is used in melee combat

Azrad · 2015-06-29T07:17:32.000Z

The mad scientists’ dream: a self-destruct button for cars.

WIndburns · 2015-06-29T09:03:50.000Z

Azrad:

The mad scientists’ dream: a self-destruct button for cars.

Or a red button for self-ejecting chair with no parachute.

Shopkeeper · 2015-06-29T12:03:17.000Z

WIndburns:

Or a red button for self-ejecting chair with no parachute.

I feel like for the average Cataclysm Survivor that would be pretty survivable, given it would probably just throw you from the vehicle unharmed. Certainly be preferable to being in the vehicle when it slams into something and results in an explosion larger then the average city block.

Zorbeltuss · 2015-06-29T13:44:19.000Z

Random_dragon:

UNATCO Agent. Starts with some sort of 10mm pistol, a tazer, a first aid kit, and a few basic CBMs (battery system and flashlight are a must). Oh, don’t forget the duster and sunglasses. o3o

Add that with the nemesis suggestion and the nemesis is called Paul and he berates you when you use lethal force.

/Zorbeltuss

Random_dragon · 2015-06-29T14:42:34.000Z

Zorbeltuss:

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2147, topic:3101”]UNATCO Agent. Starts with some sort of 10mm pistol, a tazer, a first aid kit, and a few basic CBMs (battery system and flashlight are a must). Oh, don’t forget the duster and sunglasses. o3o

Add that with the nemesis suggestion and the nemesis is called Paul and he berates you when you use lethal force.

/Zorbeltuss[/quote]

What, no cyborg Germans with skull skul guns? He does pursue you for a good chunk of the game, after all.

Pthalocy · 2015-06-29T19:37:25.000Z

Azrad:

The mad scientists’ dream: a self-destruct button for cars.

If I could rig it to extra explode on impact and then bail while it’s going 923849324 mph, HELL TO THE YES. But we need to add directional sight so I can get the morale bonus for walking away and not looking at the explosion afterward.

Azrad · 2015-06-30T05:32:36.000Z

Blobspace! A mutation for slime mutants where your body can hold some volume of inventory by sticking the stuff inside your blobby bod.

Pthalocy · 2015-06-30T05:48:18.000Z

Azrad:

Blobspace! A mutation for slime mutants where your body can hold some volume of inventory by sticking the stuff inside your blobby bod.

I already do this, it’s called eating?? Where else am I gonna keep all these fuckin’ lighters I keep finding???

cdru · 2015-06-30T06:55:59.000Z

If your character’s name is Chris Redfield,screamer zombies will scream “CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”.

Azrad · 2015-06-30T07:18:53.000Z

And the cannibal sandwich shall be called a Jill Sandwich.

Gergoric · 2015-06-30T09:27:01.000Z

Actual snow on the floor when it´s snowing that disappeares if it is too hot.
May the game be lagged to death!

Zero · 2015-06-30T14:26:46.000Z

Azrad:

And the cannibal sandwich shall be called a Jill Sandwich.

Jill Jello. Made of human bones.

Random_dragon · 2015-07-02T16:15:01.000Z

Catnip. Can be given to cats, or consumed if the character is past the feline mutant threshold.

Pthalocy · 2015-07-02T16:32:50.000Z

Haha, cats. Catnip farms!!

Make giant bees attracted to various flowering plants the player may or may not be growing.

Random_dragon · 2015-07-02T19:07:35.000Z

And then soon, mutant catsplosions.

Catfoodbob · 2015-07-04T03:19:09.000Z

Medhacks, kinda like manhacks, except they attempt to perform surgery on you mid combat.

Random_dragon · 2015-07-04T03:24:18.000Z

And if made friendly, they can be used for healing after a good beating. But they’d be subject to the same problem, of not fully realizing that now is not a good time to break out the scalpel and anesthetic.

Shopkeeper · 2015-07-04T15:18:40.000Z

Rarely when setting off an alarm after breaking into a store it’ll summon Sputnik instead of a regular eyebot. It plays uplifting (morale boosting) Soviet marching music but will also take your picture, making you wanted by the secret police. Everytime it does this after the first it summons a Stalin Bot to arrest and assault you (in that order).

Edit: I come up with weirdest ideas in the shower.