[quote=“Rivet, post:1301, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:1298, topic:47”]Finally found and bothered to pick up a children’s book, it didn’t depres me, just reminded me of the The Dark Tower series…
…I need a trenchcoat and some fancy fucking revolvers.[/quote]
Thankee sai. You’ve sniffed out the book’s other purpose.
Charlie the Choo-Choo, anyone?[/quote]
…It’d make for an interesting encounter that’s for sure, though I don’t think anyone would get the “riddles” though.
EDIT: When it rains, it pours. Got a zed bite that got past the fixable stage and needed antibiotics, wandered towards a Doctor’s office I’d yet to clear. On the way there I found a dead scientist group, grabbed their things and in the group was a teleporter. As I was getting ready to take the front door I saw a huge horde of zombies outside including a hulk, decided to use the back. Got to the doctor’s office, hacked the backdoor open but in the process alerted the horde. Grabbed the Antibiotics and tried to bail when the hulk showed up and proceeded to reduce me to raw hamburger, but still alive. Activated the teleporter and got away, barely.
Went back to my MFB, grabbed my Remington 700, an Underbarrel launcher for it, my 40mm Shot, a laser sight, and a scope. Got all that sorted out and went to kill that hulk. Half way there a pack of wolves spotted me, had to use my Nord or risk alerting the horde.
The wolves nearly killed me. My legs and arms were broken in the attack (form bleed out) and while frantically cutting up my dear beret to keep from bleeding out I noticed something:
“You smell and taste mushrooms”