[quote=“krAbhandz, post:1311, topic:47”]I turned a corner to go deal with the car party and 20 zombie dogs come from nowhere and run me down. Ate a whole bunch of coke, got to a window, killed the dogs. The dogs chased me past some crates. I smash a crate open and what do you know? MININUKE
I head back to the car party and begin corralling them. By this point every zombie in the city is rushing at me. I get them balled up decently, and throw the (active) mininuke. The explosion was epic.
Mininukes make alot of noise. I killed probably about 50 zombies with it, and a hundred more come to get me. And I threw the nuke from an alleyway because I’m a genius.
I start dashing through houses, dropping C4 and dynamite behind me as I enter, and lighting the houses on fire (with an artifact) as I leave.
It was a good day.[/quote]
Of course it was a good day. If a day starts out with a mininuke it’s guaranteed to be a good day.
[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:1319, topic:47”]Pull the pin.
I dare ya.[/quote]
Wish I didn’t. (Naturally!) Threw it and the thing got stuck halfway on a car. About 5% health left on my entire upper body. Aw yeah!
[quote=“Rivet, post:1322, topic:47”]Found a copy of King Rat on a dead NPC.
Well, it calls it war novel but the description doesn’t lie.
CataRivet stayed up late into the night reading Clavell.
Anybody spotted any of the book/film plots hidden in the new books’ descriptions yet?[/quote]
I did notice the Western and Samurai novels share the same description currently.
So I get stuck up by a random NPC…while having a gun in my hands, so I figure eh I’m smarter than these phony bandits and drop my gun, waiting for him to get into my sweet spot to pick it up and blast their head off buuuut the moment I do I’m filled with more automatic rounds than a fresh clip. Silly me for underestimating the time it takes to pick up a weapon and that full auto fire can kill you in mere moments.
And that’s why I never let those bastards get the best of me. Let He who is without Buggy Code cast the first stone. Or bullet. or hatchet. Or whatever.
The gods of Cleanliness disallow my vehicle a shower of blood. FOREVER. Woe![/quote]
COME NOW! ONLY THE WEAK DISALLOW THEIR VEHICLE TO BE PAINTED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN. MERRY APOCALYPSE EVERYONE. REMEMBER, GOOD KIDS PAINT THEIR VEHICLES WITH ZOMBIE BLOOD.
Somehow my car exploded, by ramming a wolf I guess. It was glorious ramming some wolf at 1600km/h and just exploding.
[spoiler=memorial]Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead version 0.8-2539-g8edd84c memorial file
In memory of: The Stig
He was an unemployed male when the apocalypse began.
He died on Spring of year 1, day 2, at 8:17 PM.
He was killed in a road.
Cash on hand: $0
Final HP:
Head: 0/90
Torso: 0/90
L Arm: 0/90
R Arm: 0/90
L Leg: 0/90
R Leg: 0/90
Final Stats:
Str 0 Dex 0 Int 0 Per 0
Base Stats:
Str 10 Dex 10 Int 10 Per 10
Final Messages:
8:17 PM Your Some say…'s frame rams into chipmunk and stuns it!
8:17 PM You’re burning up!
8:17 PM Your jumpsuit is completely destroyed!
8:17 PM Your shredded jumpsuit is ripped!
8:17 PM Your torn jumpsuit is ripped!
8:17 PM Your ripped jumpsuit is ripped!
8:17 PM Your motorcycle helmet is dented!
8:17 PM Your jumpsuit is ripped!
8:17 PM You’re caught in the explosion!
8:17 PM Your Some say…'s frame rams into wolf and stuns it!
8:16 PM Your Some say…'s frame rams into fox and stuns it!
8:16 PM You’re deafened!
8:16 PM Cruise control turned off
8:16 PM You take control of the Some say…
8:16 PM There are vehicle controls here. Press ‘^’ to drive.
8:16 PM Moving past this frame is slow!
8:15 PM Moving past this frame is slow! x2
8:15 PM Safe mode OFF!
8:15 PM Monster spotted–safe mode is on! (Press ‘!’ to turn it off or press ’ to ignore monster.)
8:13 PM Moving past this frame is slow!
Kills:
. - chipmunk x1
d - dog x2
d - fox x1
d - wolf x1
Total kills: 5
[/spoiler]
I’d just made it through my first night while waiting for the rain to pass so I could light a fire to cook some food. I open the door of the evac shelter to a wolf spider just standing there in the doorway. I’m really not prepared for this fight so I try to run for it in the hope that I can get to another door to close on its face. This turns out to be foolish as it easily tracks me and bites my torso repeatedly. I reach the doors on the other side and make my stand. Hacking wildly with my combat knife, I miss over and over again but somehow manage to kill it before my torso is torn to shreds. I quickly close all the doors and heal myself thanks to some bandages I found on a dead soldier.
I’m now at half health, low on food and I’ve just seen another wolf spider lurking around outside my shelter…
[quote=“milliams, post:1335, topic:47”]I’d just made it through my first night while waiting for the rain to pass so I could light a fire to cook some food. I open the door of the evac shelter to a wolf spider just standing there in the doorway. I’m really not prepared for this fight so I try to run for it in the hope that I can get to another door to close on its face. This turns out to be foolish as it easily tracks me and bites my torso repeatedly. I reach the doors on the other side and make my stand. Hacking wildly with my combat knife, I miss over and over again but somehow manage to kill it before my torso is torn to shreds. I quickly close all the doors and heal myself thanks to some bandages I found on a dead soldier.
I’m now at half health, low on food and I’ve just seen another wolf spider lurking around outside my shelter…[/quote]
This is why I always use the windows to get in or out of my safe house, you can take a look outside and if it looks bad, switch sides, if every side looks bad you can always use the window to slow them down on their way into your house.
Sometimes I’ll even break my own window because a broken window costs 400 movement points and an open window costs 200, I just pick up a sheet of glass in town somewhere to fix it.
Decided to start a new world with a relatively recent experimental.
I spawned and naturally went into the basement, I was promptly set upon by a skeleton and a shrieker zombie, after running upstairs and breaking a bench, I beat them to death with a two by four and stole a rucksack and a flashlight off of them.
This is what they were guarding, apparently:
I’m not even sure what all is in here, definitely going to be a successful run though, starting off with a rucksack and a pile of loot.
Ran into a gun store and apparently had a humongous horde following me. No ammo in the store and no way out. Oh boy!
Check inventory, munch down on some drugs, get cornered, light an emergency molotov and…
Well, the building collapsed on me. And then I burned to death. Joy!
Just updated to the latest experimental. Now I have no idea what anything is. Half the colors and symbols have changed on me. I do like the basement redesign for the shelters; everything else will just take some getting used to.
It was a normal enough day… for the apocalypse. There was a zombie at the window, so I lined up in the right spot and just started beating on it as it broke the glass. Oh, it has friends. No big deal, it’s a chokepoint. I’ll just-
How many of them are there?!
I ended up with roughly 30 normal zombie corpses on the floor, and there was still no end in sight when I finally fell. This was a literal case of death by cuts, and by the end, I was in so much pain that I simply couldn’t heal fast enough to survive.