[quote=“Iosyn, post:120, topic:2160”]… It’s the magnum of nailguns. ;_;
but holy hell, a .22 cordite charge to drive a nail in? People are actually allowed to use this shit in construction sites?[/quote]
Yep - you can hire 'em.
Back in the day, when I lived in a (fairly dismal) apartment, it was constructed with concrete slab floors and one of my ceilings came down, so I needed one of these great devices to affix the replacement ceiling joists to the concrete floor above… Good fun!
I’m not sure if this has been posted already, but I think its a good reason to actually carry the thing around.
[spoiler]shotgun umbrella
Mechanics/Firearms difficulty 4
45 minutes
Tools:
welding googles
hacksaw OR integrated toolset
screwdriver OR integrated toolset
wrench OR integrated toolset
welder (100 charges) OR makeshift welder (150
charges) OR integrated toolset (4 charges)
Materials:
1x umbrella
3x pipe
1x superglue
1x plastic bag
2x scrap metal
Volume: 12 Weight: 24
Bash: 8 Cut: 2 To Hit Bonus: -1
Moves per attack: 181
Ammunition: 1 rounds of shot
Damage: 3
Range: +1
Reload time: 350
Semi-automatic.
An umbrella that has had its rod replaced with a thick barrel; the handle unscrews to secure a shot shell. Squeeze the crude trigger to fire. Protects from rain and splattered bodily fluids.
[/spoiler]
I originally posted this in Clayton’s Firearms thread but seeing as apparently that project is cancelled…
"Anyone interested in putting in an Aliens style Smartgun? It would need high mechanics/electronics skill to build but would effectively be a gun that aimed for you, giving a massive accuracy increase and basically no recoil since it’s mounted on a servo arm.
If we believe this website http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/M56_Smartgun
the fire rate is 1200 rounds per minute and it holds 600 rounds.
Going by the movie it needs battery power to function. "
[quote=“DG123, post:123, topic:2160”]I originally posted this in Clayton’s Firearms thread but seeing as apparently that project is cancelled…
"Anyone interested in putting in an Aliens style Smartgun? It would need high mechanics/electronics skill to build but would effectively be a gun that aimed for you, giving a massive accuracy increase and basically no recoil since it’s mounted on a servo arm.
If we believe this website http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/M56_Smartgun
the fire rate is 1200 rounds per minute and it holds 600 rounds.
Going by the movie it needs battery power to function. "[/quote]
Last I knew, the movie prop was an MG42 (!) on a Steadicam harness. So add a film set (filming a horror movie, of course) to have the Steadicam, a CBM Targeting or similar, an M249, some miscellaneous Electronics/Computer ingredients, and you might be able to craft one yourself.
(Perfect for that tech geek with no other firearms experience?)
[quote=“KA101, post:124, topic:2160”]Last I knew, the movie prop was an MG42 (!) on a Steadicam harness. So add a film set (filming a horror movie, of course) to have the Steadicam, a CBM Targeting or similar, an M249, some miscellaneous Electronics/Computer ingredients, and you might be able to craft one yourself.
(Perfect for that tech geek with no other firearms experience?)[/quote]
Yep it was an MG42 with a Steadicam harness and some random bits of Motorbike stuck on it.
Interesting idea about putting the CBM on there… I hadn’t considered that. I like it. I was just thinking of making your own circuits from various bits of electronics.
Maybe mix in a couple of bits of pipe or one of the gun conversion kits because an M249 is a much shorter gun.
Power it with a UPS as well as the bullet requirements.
If the steadycam harness is too much of a pain in the ass, just build one with mechanics skill from metal scrap and other junk.
And yes I was thinking that the turbonerd characters with crappy weapon skills need something of this kind.
Hmph, I thought about some badass weapons supposed to use only with powerarmor and came up with this list:
Impaler gun - huge railgun which shoots railroad spikes or special tungsten ones. Because why not.
IFMG-1 “Thrasher” - minigun. With two rotating barrel-blocks, 6 barrels each. IFMG stands for "Insanely Fast MachineGun"
Gravity Resonator Device - some weird shit from the science labs which, well… how to explain simply enough… makes sort of a gravity curvature in needed point. Of course, everything in that point gets gravi-raped. [size=4pt]+1 bioarmor if you remember the game I took it from[/size]
MASG “Shitstorm” - automatic shotgun… which uses 7-gauge caliber shot. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. MASG stands for "Mountable Automatic ShotGun"
Tesla Conductor Based Device - become a shocker zombie. Zap 'em off.
I very much approve of that shotgun.
Also in the vein of stupidly high calibre weapons, what about a .600 Nitro express revolver?
Giant novelty dildos the size of a log. Not a useful weapon. Not a usable sex toy. Not even a very good lawn ornament. But you can’t say that it wouldn’t be interesting to wield the massive black mamba and small undead children across the face with it. Dear god I hope no one takes that out of context.
They can posess an effect which affects NPCs - “shocked”. Drastically reduces their fighting capability. Because, well, dude, when someone is hitting your face with the dildo… it’s totally NOT comfortable
perhaps a bash of 100, but 400 movement cost.
The same volume as log perhaps?
Also hit knockback.
[quote=“detahramet, post:131, topic:2160”]perhaps a bash of 100, but 400 movement cost.
The same volume as log perhaps?
Also hit knockback.[/quote]
Sounds reasonable, but with that lots of bash it should also have very low to-hit?
Cataclysm: DDA forums - serious talks about giant dildos
Also, I just had a thought about that nice .22 cordite charges-powered nailguns.
We can easily feed them with “shots” which are crafted from the .22 ammo and nails.
[quote=“trusty_patches, post:132, topic:2160”][quote=“detahramet, post:131, topic:2160”]perhaps a bash of 100, but 400 movement cost.
The same volume as log perhaps?
Also hit knockback.[/quote]
Sounds reasonable, but with that lots of bash it should also have very low to-hit?
Cataclysm: DDA forums - serious talks about giant dildos[/quote]
Pretty confident A Clockwork Orange wasn’t intended as encouragement…
-5 sound reasonable?
And where should the python be found?
In houses very rarely perhaps?
Might have to create a new building entirely for it.
A temple devoted to it perhaps?
Hmph, when we’re talkin’ about weird melee weapons… what about the “Lyuber”?
Basically it’s a flail with the circular saw disk as a hitting part.
And also whip made out of the chainsaw’s chain. Put some rags on one end to use them as a handle, rip the flesh of your enemies with another.
[quote=“trusty_patches, post:136, topic:2160”]Hmph, when we’re talkin’ about weird melee weapons… what about the “Lyuber”?
Basically it’s a flail with the circular saw disk as a hitting part.
And also whip made out of the chainsaw’s chain. Put some rags on one end to use them as a handle, rip the flesh of your enemies with another.[/quote]
Uh, surely Leather/Metal at a minimum for the handle? Otherwise, chain whips have a fine gaming pedigree.
Just a few rags would be more than acceptable.
Man, you never visited russian villages, did you?
Just a few rags would be more than acceptable.
Man, you never visited russian villages, did you?
Man, I can’t afford to visit anywhere in Russia, even if US diplomatic relations and Russian anti-gay laws weren’t the way they are now.
/Lives in the US, sponsors the local Pride events, wearing last year’s shirt with his name on it right now
[quote=“KA101, post:139, topic:2160”]Man, I can’t afford to visit anywhere in Russia, even if US diplomatic relations and Russian anti-gay laws weren’t the way they are now.
/Lives in the US, sponsors the local Pride events, wearing last year’s shirt with his name on it right now[/quote]
The only anti-gay law ever introduced in Russia does not allow gay propaganda to little children, that’s all.
I agree that we need more improvised weapons. Millwall bricks, shivs, flails, bludgeons made from frozen food… You call it, someone made it.
Oh, and bricks as a throwing weapon.