We make TERRIBLE suggestions and come up with horrible ideas (Round II)

If you do not eat bacon for ‘x’ amount of time you get increasingly depressed until you eventually commit suicide

If you wear the Wolf suit for more than 1 in game hour, a filter (similar to the one i link) will be permanently enabled until the user re-installs the game, at least until the suit is worn again.

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If the temperature is extremely hot, there’s a chance you’ll spontaneously combust.

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If you wield scissors and start running, Your Mom hallucination appears. Or maybe you trip and die, idk.

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If your character dies and you make a new one, the thing that killed your previous character will give massive penalties to stats and morale every time you see it, crippling your character until you get away.

Basically, anything that kills a character becomes a incurable phobia for your future ones in that certain world. Becomes kinda fun with things like water, lava or explosions, anything that’s not a mob.

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Random events for players reality bubble, to spice things up when you’re sitting on one spot.
Things spawn in it and de-spawn on leaving to avoid cluttering the surroundings. Or certain weather effect to keep things dynamic. Otherwise base-building and farming are boring as heck.
For example, a horde of lemmings passing through. Probably off to some distant cliff or something.
Or a really hungry pack of wolves that will stay for a while.
Or a police bot knocking down your door, demanding taxes you’ve been so dastardly avoiding since the apocalypse.
And maybe one day you will find a lone mailman zombie aimlessly wandering around. Upon killing him, you’ll find a parcel with your characters name on it. What misteries could it hold?
Some wandering fella with supplies to sell. He has some special deal for those who still have their soul. These are strange days for sure…
And one day you thought you could go scavenge, a toxic fog sets in. It’s not that bad, but limits view and gives you a headache. Keeping windows and doors closed seems to keep it at bay.
An advertisement bot! This thing sure makes a hell lot of noise. And is persistent. Buy what he’s selling, and maybe he will leave you be.

And so on, and so forth.

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in fact that would not be a bad idea to put it in the game, it could be activated the moment you place the bulletin board and declare that it is a refuge

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That honestly could be considered to be a good idea. I would actually like the idea of that kind of thing happening

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I really like the wandering advertisement bot. Something that is loud and wanders around attracting zombies in its wake sounds like loads of fun

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Animations for cooking, crafting, drinking, eating with dedicated sprite for every skin color, every head accessory, every food/drink/drug, along with cutscenes of throwing up for 53 minutes every time you eat something bad.

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Dog whistles call all the nearby z dogs as well.

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That’s a good suggestion

A sealed bottle of grey goo. Opening it or breaking it activates the goo. Game Over conditions inevitably met shortly thereafter, with obligatory world deletion, of course.

Telling an NPC to use a Vibrator(with batteries full) should elicit different reactions. Ranging from humorous to wtf reactions.

“You want me to use this as a weapon? Are you kidding me??”
“Not…sure…if…serious…?”
“Not sure about this being useful as a weapon. But if you don’t see me for 20 minutes…well.”
“Pretty sure this won’t do much damage. I’ll just hang onto it for awhile, all the same.”
“I got dibs on them Swimmer zombies…heh…heh…heh.”

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Hulk launcher, wondering what to do with all those hulk corpses you have after a battle? stuff it in a locker, chain it up and wait for it to revive. When fired the locker will smash on impact releasing the enranged hulk on anything in the area. Ammo has a 00.5% of the hulk breaking out every turn, hulk breaks loose if you misfire, when your hulk ammo cooks off it releases hulks instead of bullets. Vehicle mounted or minimum 35 strenght to wield.

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Every time you drop an item on the ground rather than in a container, an eyebot shows up and charges your cash card with a fine for littering.

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HAHA! That’s be great!
Although, if that were to be added, it should be any eyebot seeing you drop stuff on the ground gives you a fine. They may be called eyebots but they are far from ‘all seeing.’
And of course, if you do not have a valid credit card with enough money and/or you refuse to pay, then a police bot will attempt to arrest you.
After getting arrested, it will ever so slowly escort you to the closest prison, strip you to your undies, give you a prisoner outfit, and then you’ll start up the prison escape spawn mess.

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That would be an awesome suggestion if instead of walking you there, it summoned a robot paddywagon to drive you to the nearest prison, and then put you in a holding cell to await trial.
If zombies in the holding cell attacked you, they’d apply tazers and put them in solitary. Don’t fight back, now!

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That’s even better! It should be done, yes, indeed it should.

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Speaking of which this may be a good idea or bad idea but actual robotic Vehicles instead of a tank drone you actually have a small miniature tank that you have to destroy at least the majority of before it stops blasting you away.