We better be carefull in here… i2amroy is lurking … ready to pounce on crazy ideas.
So long as it doesn’t break More Survival Tools again, feel free to be a lunatic. o3o
Okay, screw chariots, I wanna ride a hulk slave. Their volume is 3.5k, so the potential of strapping a lot of bags on them is limitless.
I wanna see the cataclysmic world in the height of a zombie hulk’s shoulders. It’ll make me feel euphoric!
Unless you intend to store stuff inside the hulk, raw volume is likely a derpy measure of how many backpacks you can ducttape to a zombie.
If you do intend to store stuff inside enslaved zombies…now if only we could have zombie giant worms. o3o
Inside a hulk, or outside using a lot of duffel bags, it matters not. If I could sit on the shoulders of a hulk, luring it forward using a fishing rod with some meat attached to the hook, then I can take on the world.
Rewiring a tank drone to follow you around and you can store stuff in it… also probly disarming the cannons and other “fun” things
Zombie hulks do not make good Mobile Suits. o3o
Dragons do though. Honest. 3:
Giant hampster wheels to put zlaves in, that one can hook up to devices to generate power from. More power for more zlaves. Slight chance of each zlave escaping each day, chance increasing per zlave.
Or just shove in some jumper cables on a shocker zombie/brute. Also, be able to harvest the acidic juices of a spitter zombie.
Good luck trying to harvest acids from, say, a dark wyrm though. o3o
Punch it to death, move the body via advanced inventory. There. Doesn’t seem to hard.
The ability to convert irritating N.P.C.s into zlaves by including some goo in the recipe. Or just lobotomise them to have safer zlaves… Lets just add a voodoo perk the gain access to some exciting new chemistry options…
The fact that there are “bad ideas” maybe proves that this community aren’t really that open-minded. The perfect game IMHO would be the one who shuns all conventions and goes full out crazy with every idea imaginable. I actually like most of these suggestions, especially the ones involving bodily functions.
Don’t tempt me to procure more suggestions involving dragons and bodily functions. o3o
Solar unicycles where the seat is a solar panel and only works when your not sitting on it
…solar powered vibrators.
Atomic vibrators… on fire.
You do not want to know the kinda mutations that can give you.
I don’t know if you noticed, but I’ve pulled quite a few “good” ideas from the “bad” ideas thread already and I have no doubt I’ll eventually pull more. 
This is more of a humor thread than a suggestion thread.
A great deal of “bad” suggestions are bad because they don’t fit in the game, not because of inherent badness. As the game evolves, they can start fitting in (or stop fitting in).