We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Oh I like this. that should be main game. zombies with shoes have slightly higher chance of tripping. double for high heels.

cataclysm tied laces ahead

shouldn’t be possible to tie the zombies laces though… unless you take a beating in the process. and whats the point of that?

If your searching for a point your in the wrong thread

You could tie them while they’re stunned. Or as a makeshift version of zombie slave.

XD ok guess that works. Except zombie slave with tied laces is only slower/ more clumsy zombie slave.

You could make him into an abused zslave then. tie his laces and the complain about how slow he is. AS punishment start wipping.

zombie BDSM O.o we probably need more fetishes thrown in with this, it doesn’t seem terrible enough solo.

The cataclysm needs more spandex.

seen too much spandex IRL and I haven’t even seen that much.

-Ability to make a Bread Sandwich out of 3 pieces of bread. Gives 30 happiness because your character feels special for rebelling against the system and eating a sandwich made only out of bread.

-Sandwiches that actually have sand in them

-Sandwiches made by witches

Paper bags of flour, cause everyone would want to throw one and it going PHooom in a white cloud. also easyer storage

Chicken slaad sand-witch?

Semi-unrelated note: powders (including flour) burn instantly, meaning large amounts of flour can be used to kickstart a fire.

Large amounts of flour can put out a fire, as well as most of the surrounding terrain.

Lucky socks and underwear, if you wear the same undergarb for more than a year, it should grant a morale bonus.

New weapon. a giant wooden mallet. would require a log, a pipe and some scrap.

Anvil Hammer- requires an anvil, 3 pipes(as the handle) and does 80 bash damage. useful for people who mutate a rather high strength and want to show it off

Small chance of dying from a heart attack or stroke every single day

when cooking something and cooking it well you get a Delicious tag on it which is a +5 moral bonus, when you cook it well, there is also a burnt tag. delicious would require higher cooking skill and is more likely on complex recipies

And an “old” trait that gives higher chances of heart attack and stroke, more chance of disease, deadly colds, and the effects of Fragile, Bad Knees, and Bad Hearing, but also allows you to lecture zombies into changing their ways and doing something worthwhile with their unlives.

Zombie Titan
Double the health of a hulk
Double the attack
DOUBLE THE SPEED
SHOCKWAVE THAT MAKES THE AREA AROUND IT IN A 5X5 RADIUS RUBBLE
FLAMING EYE STYLE DIRECTED RUBBLE BEAM
SPECIAL SCREAM TO ATTRACT ZOMBIES
CAN GRAB YOU, AND THROW YOU DOWN UNDERGROUND. IMPACT CREATES A WIDE ENOUGH AREA AND IT GENERATES STAIRS SO YOU CAN CONTINUE THE FIGHT!!!

Shocker Hulk

Same speed as a shocker brute.
Stronger paralysis, lightning has a giant AOE
Same health/attack as a s. brute.