We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Litppunk · 2015-03-01T04:11:24.000Z

AND spews out LOTS of
Did You Know That… quotes

Catfoodbob · 2015-03-01T04:18:48.000Z

This game needs a Carp Pro Shop- which has hunting weapons… alot of camping gear, fishing gear, outdoorsy stuff and 9x9. basically a super sporting goods store.

Rhodri · 2015-03-01T08:38:11.000Z

Scenario: KA101’s Nightmare

All notes, item descriptions, newspapers, ect, have slurs in them. All sounds are replaced by slurs.

Coolthulhu · 2015-03-01T09:33:12.000Z

[quote=“Rhodri, post:1583, topic:3101”]Scenario: KA101’s Nightmare

All notes, item descriptions, newspapers, ect, have slurs in them. All sounds are replaced by slurs.[/quote]

Also: ethnicity traits, which change the set of slurs you’re getting. "Move your drunk ass, toilet cleaner"
And with NPCs “noting” you’re wearing clothing associated with the other sex.
NPCs shaming you for wearing a sleeveless trenchcoat, fingerless gloves and cargo pants.
NPCs giving female mutants shit for not shaving, unless they wear 100% coverage armor on all bodyparts. And if armor does have some but not 100% coverage, NPCs asking about fur on the covered bodyparts.
Rude NPCs in general.

Critical hits describing how much you wrecked that female dog (even when it’s not female! and not even a dog)

Valpo · 2015-03-01T16:30:00.000Z

This is decending into a whole new lvl of bad.

vsirl005 · 2015-03-01T16:36:59.000Z

The One F Jef Mod:

Unique encounter,

One F Jef always spawns one time per world, after 15 minutes, while in combat he quotes some of his famous lines while playing rogue-likes such as CDDA and Dwarf Fortress.

Interacting with him spawns a random hostile being within two tiles of the immediate area (first conversation only, on close) upon death Jef’s body always explodes, rendering any items in his inventory unusable from the concussive force, even power armor and CBMs (if any were installed on to him on his own or by the player)

Caconym · 2015-03-01T17:33:38.000Z

Valpo:

This is decending into a whole new lvl of good.

fixy!

Eric · 2015-03-02T02:27:26.000Z

Walking into any piece of furniture gives a small chance of stubbing your toe, giving 6 pain and minor damage to one of your feet.

Litppunk · 2015-03-02T02:49:00.000Z

Eric:

Walking into any piece of furniture gives a small chance of stubbing your toe, giving 6 pain and minor damage to one of your feet.

people with clumsy trait have greater chance and suffer greater damage. Also a chance to bang shin and if they have clawed feet or other hardy foot chance to damage furniture. Heavy people have a chance of shattering tables.

RAM · 2015-03-02T07:39:27.000Z

The psychopathic trait should produce a morale malus if a non-player character escapes the bubble.

bubbadoo14 · 2015-03-02T22:07:28.000Z

Randomly spawning moderators that are hostile to NPC’s because they dared to utter a slur. Being near them causes a -50 moral.

:3

Eric · 2015-03-02T22:59:51.000Z

[quote=“bubbadoo14, post:1591, topic:3101”]Randomly spawning moderators that are hostile to NPC’s because they dared to utter a slur. Being near them causes a -50 moral.

:3[/quote]

“From the north you hear a slur!”

“From the north you hear gunfire”

“NPC has died”

“You see here 1 NPC corpse”

“A moderator is nearby! Safemode ON!”

Pthalocy · 2015-03-03T05:37:48.000Z

Methinks too soon. Though it does indeed qualify for the thread topic!

Coolthulhu · 2015-03-03T11:08:00.000Z

Eric:

“From the north you hear a slur!”

The idea of handling slurs as noises instead of speech is hilarious

Caconym · 2015-03-03T12:53:57.000Z

[quote=“Eric, post:1592, topic:3101”][quote=“bubbadoo14, post:1591, topic:3101”]Randomly spawning moderators that are hostile to NPC’s because they dared to utter a slur. Being near them causes a -50 moral.

:3[/quote]

“From the north you hear a slur!”

“From the north you hear gunfire”

“NPC has died”

“You see here 1 NPC corpse”

“A moderator is nearby! Safemode ON!”[/quote]
This is the best thing ever!

Catfoodbob · 2015-03-03T21:50:53.000Z

Buildings like electronics storees and locked gunshops having atomic power supply’s… and exterior lights that as long as its in good condition it lights outside area and inside, also powers alarms, which can be smashed for some plutonium or you can cut the wire leading to the alarms if you have technical knowhow…

also gun stores having computerized shooting ranges which give you money on cash cards for doing well, so you can go and buy more ammo, and perhaphs safely train marksmanship

Eric · 2015-03-03T22:20:21.000Z

Burning an American flag causes the spirit of Uncle Sam to appear and kill you.

RAM · 2015-03-03T22:32:20.000Z

Ahem, I believe that it is I who shall kill the spirit of Uncle Sam with my flag-burning ways!

Every time you use a console, there should be a chance that you find that it has been left on a T.V.Tropes page and automatically lose 1d100 days. There should probably be a high chance of a zombie being spawned in front of such consoles.

bubbadoo14 · 2015-03-05T02:56:07.000Z

Extremly American Trait: You can’t sleep unless you are using an American Flag as a blanket.

Eric · 2015-03-05T03:42:00.000Z

bubbadoo14:

Extremly American Trait: You can’t sleep unless you are using an American Flag as a blanket.

“You try to go to sleep, but can’t. You don’t feel patriotic enough.”

Putting five onions into a ‘X’ shape and lighting them on fire will allow the player to summon Shrek.