“You try to go to sleep, but can’t. You don’t feel patriotic enough.”
Putting five onions into a ‘X’ shape and lighting them on fire will allow the player to summon Shrek.[/quote]
/ R.I.P
There should be a “lick” command that can be applied to anything.
“You lick the chocolate bar, it is now yours.”
“You lick the tainted meat, you mouth feels all tingly.”
“You lick the door, it is varnished.”
“You lick the stick, it is brown and sticky.”
“You lick the frog, you see Elvis.”
“You lick the snow, it tastes yellow.”
“You lick the cocaine, it tastes like cocaine.”
“You lick the shocker zombie, you wake up…”
“You lick your elbow”
“You win”
“You lick the vibrator”
you get stds 
you get stds :P[/quote]
I’m checking the user name so many times and I still don’t believe it, Catfoodbob might be starting to get what this thread is about.
Just check him out stating a good idea in another thread but this one here. Space time might not endure.
mega marts having back rooms, where they have all the goods that come in through shippping
Isn t that already a thing?
An animal liberationist start with an aversion to eating any animal products but they have a hacksaw and a bolt-cutter.
And back to the Not!Terrible ideas.
I don t think thats a bad idea at all.
Ability to hide in trashcans
hiding in cupboards and lockers if they are the tall ones.
Mega marts have security Bots that activate if you take anything out of the store. 0_o
with 120 mm he/ap rounds?
I was thinking bolas or nets, with tazers and gas. they would slow you up so much that even the half speed zombies could catch you and eat you. it would be a nasty surprise for any first time mega-mart looters… the Gringotts warning against thieves comes to mind now…
SCARF_FANCY and HOODIE_FANCY items that I can quest for.
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Oh god, hahahaha.
Also, condoms!
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Oh god, hahahaha.
Also, condoms![/quote]
Hey, usable with a sock to make a survival canteen 0_o, or usable instead of a rubber hose to make a slingshot. these are actual uses, not just me BS’ing.