There should be a “lick” command that can be applied to anything.
“You lick the chocolate bar, it is now yours.”
“You lick the tainted meat, you mouth feels all tingly.”
“You lick the door, it is varnished.”
“You lick the stick, it is brown and sticky.”
“You lick the frog, you see Elvis.”
“You lick the snow, it tastes yellow.”
“You lick the cocaine, it tastes like cocaine.”
“You lick the shocker zombie, you wake up…”