We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-18T04:26:49.000Z

Plastic jars of Bovril- Mixed Meat stuffs of the like, would go good with some cracker…
Vegan Bovril- Mixed soy stuffs

RAM · 2015-02-18T04:59:25.000Z

Coolthulhu:

[quote=“RAM, post:1476, topic:3101”]You should get a morale bonus from being around zeds with badly damaged clothing…

Unless they’re boomers, decayed, fat, bloated…[/quote]
I had hoped that that was already covered by them being, you know, not quite as alive as they were in their prime, but I appreciate that you found an exciting new realm for my bad-taste idea to explore. So I genuinely must congratulate you.

Coolthulhu:

[quote=“Caconym, post:1475, topic:3101”]Chance to procrastinate or get distracted in the middle of an action. About to impale a Z? Ooh look shiny dead. In the middle of constructing something? Stop and do something unrelated and forget about it. Middle of reloading? What’s that over there absent mindedly pour bullets on the ground.

Chemical imbalance does this sometimes, but very weakly.
There could be a trait that does this more often. Absent-minded, cataplectic/narcoleptic etc. that randomly drains moves, more often if you’re fighting or driving.[/quote]
There are loads of organisms out there that produce chemicals that can imbalance a human mind. Could we whip up a magic mushroom mutation line? Poppy mutagen?

Rhodri · 2015-02-18T05:16:33.000Z

Everytime an NPC yells a slur at you it should be replaced with red-text basically saying that it’s not ok to say slurs.

MERGE MO EXTREMELY RARE GUNS THAT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE TO FIND IN NEAR-FUTURE NEW ENGLAND!

Giant Tardigrades.

“You see an RV to the north, it’s rocking for some reason”

When entering the RV, whatever was causing the rocking is gone, all that’s left is a used napkin, and a note calling you a sick fuck.

Codeslamer · 2015-02-18T12:32:39.000Z

A chance for any electronic explosive, when first activated, to instantly explode, without warning, before you can do anything about it.

Packbat · 2015-02-20T17:01:43.000Z

Inspired by a music video: an option for all zombies to be performing over-the-top dance routines instead of staggering around. ONLY THE TWO-LEFT-FOOTED WILL SURVIVE!

system · 2015-02-20T23:53:21.000Z

CBM: Rhinestone Eyes. What the fuck, are those really rhinestone? No effect. Just pointless bling.

Starting profession/trait: Pimp. You start with 2d6 hoes(as in friendly NPC followers) and 2d5 rings. The more rings you have - the harder you hit in unarmed. Rings have 0 encumbrance.

Trait: Twitchy. Effect: the only way to use guns is 360 noscope. DAYMN SON [choir of air horns and CoD hit markers]

Sex work, like other aspects of DDA, isn’t gender-locked. Thanks. -KA101

Coolthulhu · 2015-02-21T00:12:00.000Z

Family-friendly mod: no drugs, no slurs, no alcohol, no blood, no vibrators, zombies replaced with clowns, weapons replaced with balloons, death replaced by being teleported and healed to some minimal stat levels, trying to suicide replaced with a message box saying “You can’t do that”.

Pthalocy · 2015-02-21T00:12:44.000Z

Petition to replace zombies with peaceful protesters instead of clowns, clowns are creepier.

Rhodri · 2015-02-21T00:17:16.000Z

Coolthulhu:

Family-friendly mod: no drugs, no slurs, no alcohol, no blood, no vibrators, zombies replaced with clowns, weapons replaced with balloons, death replaced by being teleported and healed to some minimal stat levels, trying to suicide replaced with a message box saying “You can’t do that”.

You forgot to exclude erotic novels/playboy. Oh, and romance novels, because they have “mild smut”.

Litppunk · 2015-02-21T01:45:21.000Z

Nagging mother add on to Family-friendly mod: any attempts to do something that goes against what your allowed to do in fam mod results in several lines of nagging about how you should be ashamed of yourself for doing things wrong. You proceed to be smacked over the head (from NPC character “Your Mom” who zooms in from nearest blind spot) with a wooden spoon, causing small damage and moral drop.

Also next in line, religious scorn mod add on. The religious version of the nagging mother mod add on. All changes are replaced by christian equivalents, with wooden spoon replaced by further moral damage. Random chance for priest to come out of nowhere for no reason to scorn and condem you for any actions or joy you do/have. Not catholic? To bad your ass gets scorned all the more for it.

Coolthulhu · 2015-02-21T01:49:20.000Z

KA101:

Sex work, like other aspects of DDA, isn’t gender-locked. Thanks. -KA101

I knew redtext was coming, but that was unexpected.

I like this new redtext.

Rhodri · 2015-02-21T01:53:40.000Z

Coolthulhu:

[quote=“KA101, post:1486, topic:3101”]Sex work, like other aspects of DDA, isn’t gender-locked. Thanks. -KA101

I knew redtext was coming, but that was unexpected.

I like this new redtext.[/quote]
The redtext isn’t censoring enough of the post. I’m scared…

Coolthulhu · 2015-02-21T01:54:57.000Z

Rhodri:

The redtext isn’t censoring enough of the post. I’m scared…

But then people would think it’s about gardening tools…

KA101 · 2015-02-21T01:59:36.000Z

Coolthulhu:

[quote=“KA101, post:1486, topic:3101”]Sex work, like other aspects of DDA, isn’t gender-locked. Thanks. -KA101

I knew redtext was coming, but that was unexpected.

I like this new redtext.[/quote]

Cocaine-addict chars have a fairly clear reference to sex work (turning tricks behind the CVS, anyone?) in their profession background, and then there’s the porn/erotic/romance reading material, bondage gear, etc. What you make of the vibrator is, as always, up to you. DDA doesn’t mind sex, drugs, or rock & roll.

We mind anti-consent, abuse, and that sort of crap.

Litppunk · 2015-02-21T02:01:14.000Z

Coolthulhu:

[quote=“Rhodri, post:1492, topic:3101”]The redtext isn’t censoring enough of the post. I’m scared…

But then people would think it’s about gardening tools…[/quote]
we are all scared. But we are scared together we WILL get through *SPPAGGGHH UGGHHhhhhhhuu[sub]uuua[/sub] Dies

Rhodri · 2015-02-21T02:01:33.000Z

Merge more guns already!

Litppunk · 2015-02-21T02:03:03.000Z

Rhodri:

Merge more guns already!

I tried the computer doesn’t have any usb/.357 adaptors! Someone get on this already!

Rhodri · 2015-02-21T02:06:16.000Z

Litppunk:

[quote=“Rhodri, post:1496, topic:3101”]Merge more guns already!

I tried the computer doesn’t have any usb/.357 adaptors! Someone get on this already![/quote]
Just jam it in until it fits!

I am not responsible for any exploded computers/hands that results from following this advice.

Litppunk · 2015-02-21T02:08:08.000Z

Rhodri:

[quote=“Litppunk, post:1497, topic:3101”][quote=“Rhodri, post:1496, topic:3101”]Merge more guns already!

I tried the computer doesn’t have any usb/.357 adaptors! Someone get on this already![/quote]
Just jam it in until it fits!

I am not responsible for any exploded computers/hands that results from following this advice.[/quote]
Maybe if we adapt through standard audio cable first we can do it! Results may very.

system · 2015-02-21T10:09:40.000Z

that redtext
I didn’t know “pimp” is a male-only profession all of a sudden. I mean, there are probably a special word for female counterpart in English(matron?) that I don’t know, but I did not imply in any way that this is gender-locked.