We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

RAM · 2015-02-17T06:36:21.000Z

Yo’ momma. It is a bad idea because she wouldn’t fit into the game…

Laser eye C.B.M.s that shoot lasers from your eyes at no energy cost and grant massive vision buffs.
Glass eye C.B.M.s that are indistinguishable from laser eye C.B.M.s except that they make you permanently blind and do not shoot lasers.

Rhodri · 2015-02-17T07:10:52.000Z

RAM:

Laser eye C.B.M.s that shoot lasers from your eyes at no energy cost and grant massive vision buffs.

Wouldn’t lasers being shot out of your eyes make you blind after the first few shots anyway?

Slax · 2015-02-17T10:59:41.000Z

Swamp Ass
Whoa, dude! You haven’t been eating right. Your ass is all stank. Should hide your smell in the sewers but everywhere else you’ll be a… prime target?

RAM · 2015-02-17T19:30:15.000Z

Wandering gaze: Every time you speak to a non-player character you take a single unarmed attack from them.

MormonPartyboat · 2015-02-17T19:34:34.000Z

Firing a gun while in a wheelchair should propel you in the opposite direction.

Packbat · 2015-02-17T19:58:43.000Z

MormonPartyboat:

Firing a gun while in a wheelchair should propel you in the opposite direction.

Ditto, rollerskates and rollerblades.

ramesesniblet · 2015-02-17T21:24:00.000Z

Packbat:

[quote=“MormonPartyboat, post:1465, topic:3101”]Firing a gun while in a wheelchair should propel you in the opposite direction.

Ditto, rollerskates and rollerblades.[/quote]

This is a great idea. Also should work with fire extinguishers.

Jakers · 2015-02-17T21:34:18.000Z

Rhodri:

Dickbutt.

RAM · 2015-02-17T22:03:35.000Z

New start: To the Moon!: You are in a small vehicle approximately 300 zed-levels above a completely barren terrain with no atmosphere.

nickspaceman · 2015-02-17T22:08:14.000Z

RAM:

New start: To the Moon!: You are in a small vehicle approximately 300 zed-levels above a completely barren terrain with no atmosphere.

at lest theres no zombies!

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-17T22:20:45.000Z

The ability to examine window barricades and peek through them.

Valpo · 2015-02-17T22:22:15.000Z

Catfoodbob:

The ability to examine window barricades and peek through them.

Your at it again huh?

Litppunk · 2015-02-17T22:41:17.000Z

you sick bastard. Apocalypse comes and your a peeping tom V.V so sooo… sad.

KA101 · 2015-02-17T23:15:39.000Z

If you’re on the inside looking out, not such a bad idea from the option perspective, but a PitA from the code perspective.

Caconym · 2015-02-18T00:38:03.000Z

Chance to procrastinate or get distracted in the middle of an action. About to impale a Z? Ooh look shiny dead. In the middle of constructing something? Stop and do something unrelated and forget about it. Middle of reloading? What’s that over there absent mindedly pour bullets on the ground.

RAM · 2015-02-18T00:46:44.000Z

You should get a morale bonus from being around zeds with badly damaged clothing…

Litppunk · 2015-02-18T00:50:23.000Z

Chance for walker virus to spontaneously mutate into a form that doesn’t require you to die before transforming you. Making you watch yourself walk around as a zombie. Forever. Or until zombie you dies, and fails to come back

Rhodri · 2015-02-18T00:54:07.000Z

Litppunk:

Chance for walker virus to spontaneously mutate into a form that doesn’t require you to die before transforming you. Making you watch yourself walk around as a zombie. Forever. Or until zombie you dies, and fails to come back

It isn’t a virus, its

the blob.

Coolthulhu · 2015-02-18T01:08:11.000Z

RAM:

You should get a morale bonus from being around zeds with badly damaged clothing…

Unless they’re boomers, decayed, fat, bloated…

Caconym:

Chance to procrastinate or get distracted in the middle of an action. About to impale a Z? Ooh look shiny dead. In the middle of constructing something? Stop and do something unrelated and forget about it. Middle of reloading? What’s that over there absent mindedly pour bullets on the ground.

Chemical imbalance does this sometimes, but very weakly.
There could be a trait that does this more often. Absent-minded, cataplectic/narcoleptic etc. that randomly drains moves, more often if you’re fighting or driving.

Logrin · 2015-02-18T02:54:26.000Z

All thriller. All the time.

Shamone!