We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Yo’ momma. It is a bad idea because she wouldn’t fit into the game…

Laser eye C.B.M.s that shoot lasers from your eyes at no energy cost and grant massive vision buffs.
Glass eye C.B.M.s that are indistinguishable from laser eye C.B.M.s except that they make you permanently blind and do not shoot lasers.

Wouldn’t lasers being shot out of your eyes make you blind after the first few shots anyway?

Swamp Ass
Whoa, dude! You haven’t been eating right. Your ass is all stank. Should hide your smell in the sewers but everywhere else you’ll be a… prime target?

Wandering gaze: Every time you speak to a non-player character you take a single unarmed attack from them.

Firing a gun while in a wheelchair should propel you in the opposite direction.

Ditto, rollerskates and rollerblades.

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This is a great idea. Also should work with fire extinguishers.

New start: To the Moon!: You are in a small vehicle approximately 300 zed-levels above a completely barren terrain with no atmosphere.

at lest theres no zombies!

The ability to examine window barricades and peek through them.

Your at it again huh?

you sick bastard. Apocalypse comes and your a peeping tom V.V so sooo… sad.

If you’re on the inside looking out, not such a bad idea from the option perspective, but a PitA from the code perspective.

Chance to procrastinate or get distracted in the middle of an action. About to impale a Z? Ooh look shiny dead. In the middle of constructing something? Stop and do something unrelated and forget about it. Middle of reloading? What’s that over there absent mindedly pour bullets on the ground.

You should get a morale bonus from being around zeds with badly damaged clothing…

Chance for walker virus to spontaneously mutate into a form that doesn’t require you to die before transforming you. Making you watch yourself walk around as a zombie. Forever. Or until zombie you dies, and fails to come back

It isn’t a virus, its

the blob.

Unless they’re boomers, decayed, fat, bloated…

Chemical imbalance does this sometimes, but very weakly.
There could be a trait that does this more often. Absent-minded, cataplectic/narcoleptic etc. that randomly drains moves, more often if you’re fighting or driving.

All thriller. All the time.

Shamone!