We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

[system]

Oh! There’s a third monster: All blobs are replaced by goo-girls.

Listen, I know this is just a silly idea with good intentions, but I don’t think I can kill such cute creatures [size=6pt]which also happen to be a combination of my favorite fetishes[/size].

[FrankyPlaysGames]

The goo-girl shapes it’s form around you. You can’t breathe!
The goo-girl tightens itself around your body. You can’t move!
You climax.
You can’t breathe!
The goo-guy is patiently waiting for it’s turn.

[Burnt_Earth]

[quote=“RAM, post:1314, topic:3101”]I believe that, in the stable at least, N.P.C.s will barter for cash cards according to the card’s stored value and can magically send excess barter values to your account.

Unless there are places to use cash cards that aren’t smashable vending machines, that seems very silly. Cash cards should be as useless as bundles of paper money to human beings after the Cataclysm just out of simple economics - less useful, because a bundle of bills is made out of very nice linen paper as opposed to boring old plastic.[/quote]

Maybe the general rumor mill is that civilization still exists somewhere can NPCs can be deluded into thinking they can take their cash cards and retire on the Cayman Islands or something.

[Valpo]

You can at least buy gas with cash cards which can be realy usefull.

[Litppunk]

You can at least buy gas with cash cards which can be realy usefull.

…untill you have enough computer skills to hack the terminal and get the gas straight from the underground storage tank?

…that is what the fenced in latch is right?

[Burnt_Earth]

[quote=“Valpo, post:1324, topic:3101”]You can at least buy gas with cash cards which can be realy usefull.

…untill you have enough computer skills to hack the terminal and get the gas straight from the underground storage tank?

…that is what the fenced in latch is right?[/quote]

I’m curious, too, but I’ve been afraid to mess with it thinking it might ruin the gas pumps or explode or something.

[Litppunk]

I don’t see any reason for that terminal to cause an explosion unless it breaks and starts sparking like an orgasming shocker zombie.
…short of that I think the worst it’ll do is lock you out and maybe sound an alarm. I mean it WAS a gas station in the states, people don’t NORMALLY booby trap their businesses to explode every time some jackass tries to steal gas. Realtors, police and the common public tend to frown upon the practice.

*note, as I wrote this I couldn’t help but keep cracking up as I picktured little old ladies and random people going about their buisness as random gas stations explode sending people cartwheeling into to the distance. Is it a bird? A plane? Nope just another gas station victim. we are ganna have to start suing or something.

[Valpo]

Ahahaha now i can t get that out my head either xD

Note : I never tried hacking gas stations.

[Jakers]

[quote=“FrankyPlaysGames, post:1322, topic:3101”]The goo-girl shapes it’s form around you. You can’t breathe!
The goo-girl tightens itself around your body. You can’t move!
You climax.
You can’t breathe!
The goo-guy is patiently waiting for it’s turn.[/quote]

[glow=red,2,300]You kill it with fire.[/glow]

[RAM]

Cash cards are very mobile and the vending machines like them. And some folk still feel bad about smashing them while there is still good stuff inside. And paper money is less mobile and not really a useful shape for making anything out of.

Speaking of, cash cards should be throwable, and they should be magically sharpened by the power of over-dramatisation so that they can take off limbs… Also, they can unlock doors, everyone knows this to be true! And a reinforced cash card is a butchering and cutting tool. If you make a hole in one and stick your finger through it then you can spin it around and fly like a helicopter. You can activate them to play solitaire for a morale boost. If you eat them you have a small chance of gaining plastic mutations, where parts of your body turn into plastic, but mostly they just stay in your stomach forever and make you less hungry. If you polish them then they can deflect lasers! They are also a digging tool. You can layer them to produce armour and incorporate them as reinforcing in paper armour and make spiked-knuckles out of them. You can burn them to please the socialism gods, and get high…

[Litppunk]

I think the most important part is you should be able to put paper money into ATMs to deposit them on your card.
…and then smash the ATM in a way that lets you get the cash back and deposit it again, in an endless loop of crazy awesome money multiplying untill the ATM comes back with the message "The _____ ATM company is experiencing monetary difficulties, We hope to have these resolved soon. Currently the problem is scheduled to be fixed at {error input missing}

[Burnt_Earth]

[quote=“Litppunk, post:1327, topic:3101”]I don’t see any reason for that terminal to cause an explosion unless it breaks and starts sparking like an orgasming shocker zombie.
…short of that I think the worst it’ll do is lock you out and maybe sound an alarm. I mean it WAS a gas station in the states, people don’t NORMALLY booby trap their businesses to explode every time some jackass tries to steal gas. Realtors, police and the common public tend to frown upon the practice.

*note, as I wrote this I couldn’t help but keep cracking up as I picktured little old ladies and random people going about their buisness as random gas stations explode sending people cartwheeling into to the distance. Is it a bird? A plane? Nope just another gas station victim. we are ganna have to start suing or something.[/quote]

Man, this is Cata though. I bumped into a gas pump going 9mph trying to squeeze my car into the gas station and it violently exploded. I don’t trust gas stations at all. It even has that ominous ‘NO SMOKING’ sign outside the fence.

[quote=“RAM, post:1330, topic:3101”]Cash cards are very mobile and the vending machines like them. And some folk still feel bad about smashing them while there is still good stuff inside. And paper money is less mobile and not really a useful shape for making anything out of.

Also, they can unlock doors, everyone knows this to be true! …[/quote]

In all seriousness, you should beable to shim open some doors with a cash card. Knives work better irl, but hey.

[Litppunk]

true you should be able to attempt to jimmy them open with the cards you drained (or didn’t) though with lower success than actual pick-lock. Not much better use for them, can’t even recycle them for plastic.

[Burnt_Earth]

Oh, I know. You can craft a deck of cards with 52 empty cash cards and a permanent marker so your miserable survivor can play solitare.

[Packbat]

Oh, I know. You can craft a deck of cards with 52 empty cash cards and a permanent marker so your miserable survivor can play solitare.

Off-topic - that’s a good suggestion.

[Slax]

"Your eyes are dry. You’ve forgotten how to blink!"
UH OH.

[iceball3]

[quote=“Slax, post:1336, topic:3101”]"Your eyes are dry. You’ve forgotten how to blink!"
UH OH.[/quote]It’s a good thing i never leave home without a bottle of saline!
fills swimming goggles with saline and wears, unblinking
That aside

Cataclysm should have FrozenStickOfButter-in-a-sock as a weapon. Less physical damage than rock-in-sock but significantly more pain and can cause knockdowns.

[Slax]

Frozen poop happens to be great for stabbing.

[Caconym]

Frozen poop happens to be great for stabbing.

You know from experience, right?

[system]

Frozen poop happens to be great for stabbing.

I feel a pressing urge to read some Electric Retard. It had some quite ingenious ways of killing people in it.