I feel a pressing urge to read some Electric Retard. It had some quite ingenious ways of killing people in it.[/quote]
ELECTRIC RETARD?
Whatever the hell that is, I must read some of it.
The Mad Engine, This engine lets you make cars that run off of crazy. the more mad you are the more powerful it is.
“perhaphs have it to where you can sit there screaming into the mic increasing engine power.”
Arsonist trait that grants a morale bonus whenever you start a fire.
The ability to decapitate shocker zombies and use their severed heads as insect deterrents.
A homicidal trait that grants a morale bonus whenever you kill humans or former humans.
A vehicle-mounted petrol-pump that lets you place highly flammable objects on multiple terrain tiles at a distance.
Concentration farms where all the animals died due to lack of maintenance.
Concentration farms where all the animals died due to zombification.
N.P.C. followers that rate your kills. “Three out of ten, L.A.W. versus hulk is just too obvious.” “Eight out of ten, with five child zombies on fire at once, you must be doing something right.”
Back-seat-drivier modules. They randomly appear in vehicle controls and constantly nag you about your driving. “You are veering out of your lane.” “There is a school nearby, you should slow down.” “You have left the road, you should stop driving now.” “Be mindful of the traffic ahead.” “You should wait for that vehicle to clear the road before proceeding.” “This road is not rated to tolerate such a large vehicle.” “Your vehicle has insufficient structural integrity to enter this house.”…
There should be a high chance of giant spiders spawning, and being generated, in toilets.
Snakes should be spawned in computer consoles.
Being damaged by a laser should give you a tattoo.
Manhacks should be aggressive to everything. If they find a corpse then they should butcher it. If they find a C.B.M., regardless of the source, then they should convert it into a manhack…
There should be a chance for a blade trap to spawn in those military wreckage sites with the black-boxes.
Black-boxes should have personalities and be talkative. They should be crazy nervous about giving away military secrets and constantly be changing the subject…
Harming a black box should give you a negative mood like harming a child zombie.
Some flowers should flail around and attack you.
Some giant subterranean betentacled monsters should imitate flowers.
Mutant poppies should be their own faction, they should be aggressively trying to monopolise the drug trade. If you grow hemp then mutant poppies should start spawning like mad, and if they are left alone then nearby hemp will die off. If you attack the poppies then they will release clouds of highly addictive and mildly damaging hallucinogenic sedatives. If you are hostile to the poppies and you go to sleep with a poppy in the bubble, then they will multiply and try to get to you. They will teleport items that they find to poppies that are well outside of the bubble. If you wake up then you will find poppies all around the access point to wherever you were hiding. If they got to you then they will grow all over you, take all your stuff, and try to sedate you so that you remain asleep until you die of dehydration. If they get to you and you manage to wake up then you will be tangled up and extremely tired, if you are extremely lucky then they might not have taken your boots and hidden knife yet… If, on the other hand, you regularly dump large quantities of fertiliser, purified water, and/or mutagen next to poppies, then there will be piles of high-quality drugs waiting for you when you return… Oh, and they should be pretty much immobile when you can actually see them…
There should be a halitosis trait with a whole great giant tree of mutations that replace the trait…
Concurrent teleports to the same destination with an animal should give you instant mutations, but with a good chance of horrendous monsters coming forth.
If you get hit hard enough in the torso, you poo your pants. It gives you the [Terrible Odor] trait or it’s equivalent, until you find new pants.
[quote=“RAM, post:1343, topic:3101”]N.P.C. followers that rate your kills. “Three out of ten, L.A.W. versus hulk is just too obvious.” “Eight out of ten, with five child zombies on fire at once, you must be doing something right.”
Back-seat-drivier modules. They randomly appear in vehicle controls and constantly nag you about your driving. “You are veering out of your lane.” “There is a school nearby, you should slow down.” “You have left the road, you should stop driving now.” “Be mindful of the traffic ahead.” “You should wait for that vehicle to clear the road before proceeding.” “This road is not rated to tolerate such a large vehicle.” “Your vehicle has insufficient structural integrity to enter this house.”…
Black-boxes should have personalities and be talkative. They should be crazy nervous about giving away military secrets and constantly be changing the subject…[/quote]
b-but I want this Q_Q It sounds great
Also, broken back-seat-drivier modules that just go “Hey! Listen!” every 3 seconds or so.
I suddenly want to mod in Mantrid drones…
I DESTROYED A UNIVERSE I DESTROYED A UNIVERSE
ANTIMATTER FISSURE-BREAKING PINECONE DEVICE
CRAFTED USING 2 PINECONES
(a)CTIVATE IT TO END THE WORLD
YEAHHHH
[quote=“Jakers, post:1349, topic:3101”]ANTIMATTER FISSURE-BREAKING PINECONE DEVICE
CRAFTED USING 2 PINECONES
(a)CTIVATE IT TO END THE WORLD
YEAHHHH[/quote]
How about upon activation it disappears and you activate it to spawn two pinecones.
[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:1350, topic:3101”][quote=“Jakers, post:1349, topic:3101”]ANTIMATTER FISSURE-BREAKING PINECONE DEVICE
CRAFTED USING 2 PINECONES
(a)CTIVATE IT TO END THE WORLD
YEAHHHH[/quote]
How about upon activation it disappears and you activate it to spawn two pinecones.[/quote]
is speechless
[Terrible Pants]
Your attempts at wearing lower body apparel are absolutely appalling! How can ANYONE mess up wearing pants as much as you do? It’s… it’s… incredibly, infuriatingly astounding!
You somehow manage to look incredibly atrocious when wearing pants. Not even the zombies will go near you.
Sometomes radios will give you commercials like “HEY EVERYONE, BILLY MAYS HERE”
Sometimes radios will start narrating your every move.
The Manbearpig as a rare enemy spawn
I want this tho Q_Q
Sometimes radios will narrate the your stomach contents.
Sometimes radios will broadcast full transcripts of archived episodes of ‘Car Talk’ from NPR and you learn mechanics skill up to 1 while it’s playing.
Mi-go chat should should reflect Hollywood stereotypes of the locations they were found in. Military corpse spawns should spout convoluted strings of acronyms. Science spawns should be endless fonts of technobabble, Gang spawns should wield broken grammar and limitless profanity, lab spawns should narrate autopsies, wilderness portals should recount the sort of classy dialogue that always crops up in the opening scene of a horror movie between the inevitable pair of teens…
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We need a button to dance. Gibes bonus to dodge, but makes a lot of noise, because you need music to dance.