We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

I swear to god a tear fell from my eye from reading that. Please don’t make them shoot lightning. Perhaps they’d be able to get super fast speed some turns, even to the point of basically ‘blinking’? Can anyone confirm if being wet makes you take more damage from electricity attacks?

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Rocket Propelled Molotov cocktail Launchers.
I think you meant to post that in the ‘We make good suggestions and come up with amazing ideas.’

[quote=“KA101, post:1298, topic:3101”][quote=“Eric, post:1297, topic:3101”]Internal Vibrator CBM

Can be activated at any time to give a sizable morale boost.[/quote]

Might as well go full wirehead at that rate, and just drop the current direct to the relevant areas of the brain.[/quote]

Yeah, that’d be the first thing developed for bionics and absolutely most popular is some kind of way to get high or hallucinate or play some shitty MMO whenever they close their eyes and think about it. People are not going to get surgery and pay thousands so they can have a flashlight on their forehead or the ability to produce a thimble of water from their fingertip. The’d pay money so they don’t have to think or feel anymore.

Flavoured lighters to tame wild NPCs.

Add Inadequate’s quotes to Mi-go speech!*

*[size=1pt]May or may not be off topic for this thread[/size]

Wood stove? More like WOODEN STOVE

Whenever you get struck in the face there’s a % chance your teeth will get smashed out. Since there’s no dentists in the apocalypse you’re stuck with increasing pain and massive chance of infection, forever.

There should be lottery ticket machines at places like gas stations. The machine will sell you items that can be (a)ctivated and have a random chance of being redeemable for cash at the same machines, which would put the money into a card.

Might also find lottery tickets on random zombies, ect.

[quote=“Burnt Earth, post:1307, topic:3101”]There should be lottery ticket machines at places like gas stations. The machine will sell you items that can be (a)ctivated and have a random chance of being redeemable for cash at the same machines, which would put the money into a card.

Might also find lottery tickets on random zombies, ect.[/quote]
Off-topic, this is actually a pretty good idea

Only if the chances are really poor and you end up losing money overall unless you break into the machine.

No its a bad suggestion. lets all get filthy rich by doing nothing ftw!!!

Eh, cash cards just aren’t that important, is the thing.

Of course cash prizes over 500$ have to be mailed to the lottery office!

The impression I had was that pre-Cataclysm money is only used in vending machines - all the NPCs use a barter system.

Of course cash prizes over 500$ have to be mailed to the lottery office![/quote]
YES

I believe that, in the stable at least, N.P.C.s will barter for cash cards according to the card’s stored value and can magically send excess barter values to your account.

There should be mass graves. maybe three flavours, the first just inflicts, say, -20 morale when you first see it and then an extra -2 every 100 ticks with no upper limit…
Type two randomly spawns jabberwoks.
Type three the whole thing has just fused into a giant immobile zed. If you touch it, you get sucked in and subjected to… large… amounts of damage. Of course, it being immobile, you can just throw a few molotovs in, but the smell is not good for your health or morale…

There should be crashed bombers with maxi-nukes on board.

There should be an option to climb on top of turrets and laugh as they flail around trying to knock you off.

There should be an option to climb onto hulks and lead them around by putting some sort of zed-viable critter on a stick and holding it out of reach.

It should be possible to stick a zed-viable critter on a spear and then throw the spear into a hulk. The spear would stick, the critter would be out of reach, and the hulk would run off into the distance…

There should be invisible lasers set up around labs, just running perpetually. If you make a crazy-high perception check, then you notice the smell of ozone, but have no idea where it is coming from. If you walk through it then your torso becomes a collection.

You should be able to stick zombies on spikes and mount them around the place, it would attract some things and ward off other things…

There should be a 50/50 chance of taking a huge morale penalty or bonus when you open a latrine due to it being designated for the incorrect gender. Doubly so if there is a zed in there…

Fancy items should be addictive.

It should be possible to activate tin cans to crush them against your forehead. It lowers their volume, or maybe converts them into metal chunks. It also increases your morale but also lowers your intelligence if it is above a certain value.

There should be a limbo skill, get it over 50 and you can limbo under steel doors.

If you get barter to 50 you should be able to buy installed C.B.M.s and human blood from N.P.C.s.

Cats should spout memes like horrors spout nonsense. Also, cats should be convertible into items, which have the same actions as grappling hooks, alarm clocks, noisemakers, M.P.3 players, cutting tools, butchering tools, and helmets.

If an N.P.C. throws sand at you, and you immediately drink a protein shake, then you should permanently gain 10 strength.

If you have a pit with pits on the two zed levels above it, then it should fill up with lemming zeds.

If you have a talking doll and you get wet, then the doll should get wet, and it should leave puddles all over the place until it dries.

There should be a trait that makes you obsessive about the purity of your bodily fluids. If you read a book about fluoridation then you should become comatose for three days.
It should be possible to craft a seat onto a mininuke. If you fire it, then you should be teleported to the detonation point just prior to detonation and receive a massive morale bonus.

There should be a mod that has all of the ideas in this thread.

start game
die instantly

there should be random chance of fighter jet/ bomber flying by and nuking the city you are in. Becasue some of the military survived and are waging war on zoms whatever the cost.

Unless there are places to use cash cards that aren’t smashable vending machines, that seems very silly. Cash cards should be as useless as bundles of paper money to human beings after the Cataclysm just out of simple economics - less useful, because a bundle of bills is made out of very nice linen paper as opposed to boring old plastic.

start game
die instantly[/quote]

I think theres a chuck norris mod floating about somewhere

Japan mod: Only two starting scenarios are tentacle monster and school-girl. All monsters have been replaced with tentacle-monsters or school-girls.

You can see where I’m going with this.

Oh! There’s a third monster: All blobs are replaced by goo-girls.