We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:1280, topic:3101”]Intro song? Go further and do a whole animated intro with theme song which is incredibly cheesy but causes an earworm for a god damn eternity.

Anime style, motherfuckers.[/quote]

DAMMIT this comment reminded me of the fucking AoT theme, and that bitch of an opening is stuck in my head again. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH actually that gives me an idea

Catchy songs on Mp3 Players manifest themselves on occasion, causing the player to uncontrollably hum, whilstle and sing that constantly causes noise - the song is so catchy that zombies around you start to sing it, too.

THIS IS THE BEST WORST IDEA EVER

[quote=“Jakers, post:1281, topic:3101”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:1280, topic:3101”]Intro song? Go further and do a whole animated intro with theme song which is incredibly cheesy but causes an earworm for a god damn eternity.

Anime style, motherfuckers.[/quote]

DAMMIT this comment reminded me of the fucking AoT theme, and that bitch of an opening is stuck in my head again. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH actually that gives me an idea

Catchy songs on Mp3 Players manifest themselves on occasion, causing the player to uncontrollably hum, whilstle and sing that constantly causes noise - the song is so catchy that zombies around you start to sing it, too.[/quote]

Also add tap dancing shoes, teh ability to make zombie slave dancers and recreate your favorite musicals! CATS THE ZOMBIE MUSICAL!

[quote=“Jakers, post:1281, topic:3101”]DAMMIT this comment reminded me of the fucking AoT theme, and that bitch of an opening is stuck in my head again. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH actually that gives me an idea

Catchy songs on Mp3 Players manifest themselves on occasion, causing the player to uncontrollably hum, whilstle and sing that constantly causes noise - the song is so catchy that zombies around you start to sing it, too.[/quote]
Oh, so you did not play Neptunia PC version then, I presume. It was the reason why I wrote that, actually.
No, really, A FULL-BLOWN ANIME OPENING WITH SONGS AND SHIT IN 1080P @ 60 FPS FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT ON YOUR FACE took me by surprise.

[quote=“Jakers, post:1281, topic:3101”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:1280, topic:3101”]Intro song? Go further and do a whole animated intro with theme song which is incredibly cheesy but causes an earworm for a god damn eternity.

Anime style, motherfuckers.[/quote]

DAMMIT this comment reminded me of the fucking AoT theme, and that bitch of an opening is stuck in my head again. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH actually that gives me an idea

Catchy songs on Mp3 Players manifest themselves on occasion, causing the player to uncontrollably hum, whilstle and sing that constantly causes noise - the song is so catchy that zombies around you start to sing it, too.[/quote]

All ofthe songs from earthbound are actually pretty good, and quite catchy.

[quote=“Catfoodbob, post:1285, topic:3101”][quote=“Jakers, post:1281, topic:3101”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:1280, topic:3101”]Intro song? Go further and do a whole animated intro with theme song which is incredibly cheesy but causes an earworm for a god damn eternity.

Anime style, motherfuckers.[/quote]

DAMMIT this comment reminded me of the fucking AoT theme, and that bitch of an opening is stuck in my head again. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH actually that gives me an idea

Catchy songs on Mp3 Players manifest themselves on occasion, causing the player to uncontrollably hum, whilstle and sing that constantly causes noise - the song is so catchy that zombies around you start to sing it, too.[/quote]

All ofthe songs from earthbound are actually pretty good, and quite catchy.[/quote]
Caseinpoint https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pUJ7K6ePYx0

Rocket Propelled Molotov cocktail Launchers.

How about a rocket propelled chainsaw instead to cut up lots of trees hella fast.

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Rocket propelled rocket launcher launchers

So kinda like a rocket propelled aircraft that fires mirv rockets?

[me=Jakers]gives so many seals of approval he runs out[/me]

shit I need more

Evil Trees- When you’re cutting down a tree there’s a chance for it to come to life and start attacking you, it spawns vine beasts, and breaks any limb on a single hit.

Every time you kill an NPC, its ghost follows you around for the rest of the game, complaining about your clothes and making snarky comments.

A great reason to implement the RPCL!

Green Giants- Giant Triffid monsters that are sorta slow but make zombie hulks look like children

Also circus cannons that you can shoot npcs out of

Internal Vibrator CBM

Can be activated at any time to give a sizable morale boost.

[quote=“Eric, post:1297, topic:3101”]Internal Vibrator CBM

Can be activated at any time to give a sizable morale boost.[/quote]

Might as well go full wirehead at that rate, and just drop the current direct to the relevant areas of the brain.

Also, they still attempt to eat lighters on a constant basis.

Automatic lighter: through sophisticated robotics and AI techniques, this lighter ensures that, whenever it is near anything that can be ignited (e.g. wood, paper, plastic, clothes, the player character), that thing is ignited.