[quote=“Caconym, post:1219, topic:3101”][quote=“Jakers, post:1218, topic:3101”]Infinite gun mod slots!
I see that and raise you this:
Yo dawg, I heard you like Taticool, so I put some attachments on your attachments so you can zoom in while you zoom in.
New monster: Kool-Aid Man.
It’s just a renamed zombie brute that occasionally yells “OH YEAH”
[quote=“Rhodri, post:1222, topic:3101”]New monster: Kool-Aid Man.
It’s just a renamed zombie brute that occasionally yells “OH YEAH”[/quote]
how about a variety of gourmet cannibal dishes, for cooking professionals.
Vegan Cannibal dishes, for those goddamn hippie elves.
Elf trait, lose morale for making or using wood products, stepping on grass, smashing triffids or trees,
[quote=“iceball3, post:1225, topic:3101”]Vegan Cannibal dishes, for those goddamn hippie elves.
Elf trait, lose morale for making or using wood products, stepping on grass, smashing triffids or trees,[/quote]
You damn dirty Apes Elves
Double-bladed swords. Something for the zombie sympathizers. Feel their pain for them.
…and then practice your first-aid skill. Yaaaay!
Put a glass mod onto clothes to where when you move theres a chance to slightly damage yourself
Sounds like a masochist’s dream!
Moose + immunity to mininukes = best thing! Make it so!
Octomoose - a moose with six extra attacks.
A Jabber-rock.
What is a Jabberrock, you ask?
Simple.
A Jabberwock with an electric guitar hooked up to a stereo system inbedded in its’ back. And it knows how to play it!
[quote=“sovietspyder, post:1232, topic:3101”]A Jabber-rock.
What is a Jabberrock, you ask?
Simple.
A Jabberwock with an electric guitar hooked up to a stereo system inbedded in its’ back. And it knows how to play it![/quote]
Off-topic. This is a great idea.
With high perception skill, one can tell when it’s really a jabber-rock lobster.
[guitar ensues, Neee neee neee neee, nee-nenene neeee!]
[quote=“Pthalocy, post:1234, topic:3101”]With high perception skill, one can tell when it’s really a jabber-rock lobster.
[guitar ensues, Neee neee neee neee, nee-nenene neeee!][/quote]
And with even higher perception skill, they can tell its a jabberiraq lobster!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ7PfdKRSNQ
When you have a high enough perception you detect creatures that will only attack you if you detect them
Clothes with negative insulation made of icepacks.
Clothes with negative storage that will only stay on if supported from a pocket.
Clothes with negative environment protection made of used sponges that help diseases grow.
Lab coats full of sharpened pencils that might pierce your skin, giving them a negative armor bonus.
I’d wear that, trenchcoats get absurdly hot in the summer.
The ability to wear trousers on your head.
And shirts on your legs, held on with belts.
