We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Perigrin · 2015-02-01T00:47:18.000Z

[quote=“Caconym, post:1219, topic:3101”][quote=“Jakers, post:1218, topic:3101”]Infinite gun mod slots!

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I see that and raise you this:

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Yo dawg, I heard you like Taticool, so I put some attachments on your attachments so you can zoom in while you zoom in.

Rhodri · 2015-02-01T02:06:30.000Z

New monster: Kool-Aid Man.

It’s just a renamed zombie brute that occasionally yells “OH YEAH”

Jakers · 2015-02-01T11:37:51.000Z

[quote=“Rhodri, post:1222, topic:3101”]New monster: Kool-Aid Man.

It’s just a renamed zombie brute that occasionally yells “OH YEAH”[/quote]

VanDuso · 2015-02-01T18:20:16.000Z

how about a variety of gourmet cannibal dishes, for cooking professionals.

iceball3 · 2015-02-02T00:23:03.000Z

Vegan Cannibal dishes, for those goddamn hippie elves.
Elf trait, lose morale for making or using wood products, stepping on grass, smashing triffids or trees,

SiegeLion · 2015-02-02T10:32:34.000Z

[quote=“iceball3, post:1225, topic:3101”]Vegan Cannibal dishes, for those goddamn hippie elves.
Elf trait, lose morale for making or using wood products, stepping on grass, smashing triffids or trees,[/quote]
You damn dirty Apes Elves

Slax · 2015-02-03T19:37:07.000Z

Double-bladed swords. Something for the zombie sympathizers. Feel their pain for them.
…and then practice your first-aid skill. Yaaaay!

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-03T20:23:13.000Z

Put a glass mod onto clothes to where when you move theres a chance to slightly damage yourself

Jakers · 2015-02-03T20:31:19.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Put a glass mod onto clothes to where when you move theres a chance to slightly damage yourself

Sounds like a masochist’s dream!

RAM · 2015-02-03T21:40:09.000Z

Moose + immunity to mininukes = best thing! Make it so!

MormonPartyboat · 2015-02-03T22:12:42.000Z

Octomoose - a moose with six extra attacks.

system · 2015-02-04T01:18:26.000Z

A Jabber-rock.

What is a Jabberrock, you ask?

Simple.

A Jabberwock with an electric guitar hooked up to a stereo system inbedded in its’ back. And it knows how to play it!

AllisonW · 2015-02-04T01:28:53.000Z

[quote=“sovietspyder, post:1232, topic:3101”]A Jabber-rock.

What is a Jabberrock, you ask?

Simple.

A Jabberwock with an electric guitar hooked up to a stereo system inbedded in its’ back. And it knows how to play it![/quote]

Off-topic. This is a great idea.

Pthalocy · 2015-02-04T01:53:11.000Z

With high perception skill, one can tell when it’s really a jabber-rock lobster.

[guitar ensues, Neee neee neee neee, nee-nenene neeee!]

Rhodri · 2015-02-04T03:44:54.000Z

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:1234, topic:3101”]With high perception skill, one can tell when it’s really a jabber-rock lobster.

[guitar ensues, Neee neee neee neee, nee-nenene neeee!][/quote]

And with even higher perception skill, they can tell its a jabberiraq lobster!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ7PfdKRSNQ

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-04T05:05:35.000Z

When you have a high enough perception you detect creatures that will only attack you if you detect them

bugsniper · 2015-02-04T06:31:07.000Z

Clothes with negative insulation made of icepacks.
Clothes with negative storage that will only stay on if supported from a pocket.
Clothes with negative environment protection made of used sponges that help diseases grow.
Lab coats full of sharpened pencils that might pierce your skin, giving them a negative armor bonus.

blazing_glory · 2015-02-04T10:39:18.000Z

bugsniper:

Clothes with negative insulation made of icepacks.

I’d wear that, trenchcoats get absurdly hot in the summer.

Jakers · 2015-02-04T10:53:51.000Z

The ability to wear trousers on your head.

Packbat · 2015-02-04T14:25:02.000Z

Jakers:

The ability to wear trousers on your head.

And shirts on your legs, held on with belts.