We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

troll_from_behind · 2015-02-04T14:25:44.000Z

Maybe a Primeval-inspired mod where dinosaurs would come from portals, NOT the nethetworld inhabitants which I personally find a bit unfitting to the Cataclysm.
A bit too fantasy would be the reason.

Coolthulhu · 2015-02-04T14:56:56.000Z

Packbat:

held on with belts.

The ability to wear belts on arms, legs, torso and mouth.

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-04T15:05:45.000Z

Coolthulhu:

[quote=“Packbat, post:1240, topic:3101”]held on with belts.

The ability to wear belts on arms, legs, torso and mouth.[/quote]

Wear a belt on your head, attach two flashlights to it.

Packbat · 2015-02-04T16:05:53.000Z

Ability to wear unmodded flashlights in mouth.

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-04T19:31:29.000Z

Get a lazer pointer and make npcs flipout and run cause they have a red dot on them

Caconym · 2015-02-04T19:45:35.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Wear a belt on your head, attach two flashlights to it.

But your not Flashlight Hoarder? Or are you?

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-04T21:37:28.000Z

the ability to activate cat-food and drop it on the ground to attract cats, and perhaphs have some bionic spy cats with cerebral booster.

Valpo · 2015-02-04T21:52:31.000Z

Catfoodbob:

the ability to activate cat-food and drop it on the ground to attract cats, and perhaphs have some bionic spy cats with cerebral booster.

that would actually be good because as is now reaching a cat to give it food can be quite difficult.

add the abillity to eat it yourself.

Jakers · 2015-02-04T21:55:27.000Z

Valpo:

+ add the abillity to eat it yourself.

I’ve stomached mutated buttholes; cat food is nothing to me!

Valpo · 2015-02-04T21:58:35.000Z

Jakers:

[quote=“Valpo, post:1248, topic:3101”]+ add the abillity to eat it yourself.

I’ve stomached mutated buttholes; cat food is nothing to me![/quote]

You mean a nutritious meal :3

Yes kinda odd that we can t eat the catfood. I guess it has something to do with its use. Other then the coding itself i see no sensible reason why we shouldn t be allowed to eat it.

is it perhaps hard to make a useable item eadable at the same time?

Caconym · 2015-02-04T21:58:49.000Z

Catfoodbob:

the ability to activate cat-food and drop it on the ground to attract cats, and perhaphs have some bionic spy cats with cerebral booster.

Your in the wrong thread this is for BAD ideas not actual good ones.

Jakers · 2015-02-04T22:10:01.000Z

Valpo:

[quote=“Jakers, post:1249, topic:3101”][quote=“Valpo, post:1248, topic:3101”]+ add the abillity to eat it yourself.

I’ve stomached mutated buttholes; cat food is nothing to me![/quote]

You mean a nutritious meal :3

Yes kinda odd that we can t eat the catfood. I guess it has something to do with its use. Other then the coding itself i see no sensible reason why we shouldn t be allowed to eat it.

is it perhaps hard to make a useable item eadable at the same time?[/quote]

I dunno… probably. Wait… shit this is actually becoming a good idea! FLOOD IT WITH BAD IDEAS

UH

5-A-Day Mutated Butthole Diet Mode

Eat your 5-a-day of mutated buttholes or die of butt deficiency. Tis’ a death no man wishes for.

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-04T22:27:13.000Z

All robots should have a self destruct button, with a high enough inteligence/perception you can find them and make robots explode

Caconym · 2015-02-04T23:10:47.000Z

Vaguely related to butts: CBM Rectal Rocket Launcher you have a rocket launcher installed in your butt! It can only fire backwards and has a chance of jamming and blowing up inside you instead.

FrankyPlaysGames · 2015-02-04T23:16:45.000Z

For every monster within your sight that is approaching you, add a chance for critical tasks such as starting your car to fail, or you to fuck up during reloading.

Jakers · 2015-02-04T23:32:45.000Z

FrankyPlaysGames:

For every monster within your sight that is approaching you, add a chance for critical tasks such as starting your car to fail, or you to fuck up during reloading.

[color=white]You reload your M4A1.

Oh shit! You accidently shoved the magazine into your eye socket.

[color=red]You have died.

FrankyPlaysGames · 2015-02-04T23:40:10.000Z

Jakers:

[quote=“FrankyPlaysGames, post:1255, topic:3101”]For every monster within your sight that is approaching you, add a chance for critical tasks such as starting your car to fail, or you to fuck up during reloading.

[color=white]You reload your M4A1.

Oh shit! You accidently shoved the magazine into your eye socket.

[color=red]You have died.[/quote]

You reload your mp3 player.

Oh shit! You accidentally shoved the batteries inside your rectum!

You feel a lot better.

Caconym · 2015-02-04T23:42:25.000Z

FrankyPlaysGames:

[quote=“Jakers, post:1256, topic:3101”][quote=“FrankyPlaysGames, post:1255, topic:3101”]For every monster within your sight that is approaching you, add a chance for critical tasks such as starting your car to fail, or you to fuck up during reloading.

[color=white]You reload your M4A1.

Oh shit! You accidently shoved the magazine into your eye socket.

[color=red]You have died.[/quote]

You reload your mp3 player.

Oh shit! You accidentally shoved the batteries inside your rectum!

You feel a lot better.[/quote]
+9999 morale

Perigrin · 2015-02-04T23:42:52.000Z

FrankyPlaysGames:

[quote=“Jakers, post:1256, topic:3101”][quote=“FrankyPlaysGames, post:1255, topic:3101”]For every monster within your sight that is approaching you, add a chance for critical tasks such as starting your car to fail, or you to fuck up during reloading.

[color=white]You reload your M4A1.

Oh shit! You accidently shoved the magazine into your eye socket.

[color=red]You have died.[/quote]

You reload your mp3 player.

Oh shit! You accidentally shoved the batteries inside your rectum!

You feel a lot better.[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHHAAHA. well, now the other people on the bus are staring.

Jakers · 2015-02-05T00:03:05.000Z

FrankyPlaysGames:

[quote=“Jakers, post:1256, topic:3101”][quote=“FrankyPlaysGames, post:1255, topic:3101”]For every monster within your sight that is approaching you, add a chance for critical tasks such as starting your car to fail, or you to fuck up during reloading.

[color=white]You reload your M4A1.

Oh shit! You accidently shoved the magazine into your eye socket.

[color=red]You have died.[/quote]

You reload your mp3 player.

Oh shit! You accidentally shoved the batteries inside your rectum!

You feel a lot better.[/quote]
[color=white]You reload your vibrator.

Oh shit! You accidently penetrated the fabric of space and time, and caused an interdimensional rift that summons forth an army of Chuck Norrises!

You won the game.