We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Jello storms, but only grape flavour.[/quote]

Side note: avatar rotation served up the Goo! with this one. :slight_smile:

HAH YES THAT’S PERFECT TIMING.

New bad idea: you can substitute harvested grape jello for blob globs in mutagen recipes, but all the flavoured mutagen also become grape. Break the threshold, become the grape.

I’m fighting the urge to make grape puns right now.

I’m fighting the urge to make grape puns right now.[/quote]
I don’t see a problem so long as you don’t force these puns on us…

Get a grape on yourself, fight the urge!

Let loose the Grapocalypse. We can withstand the tide of grapes. Probably.

Get a grape on yourself, fight the urge![/quote]
Don’t become a grapeist or I will unleash my wrath upon you.

Get a grape on yourself, fight the urge![/quote]
Don’t become a grapeist or I will unleash my wrath upon you.[/quote]

Sounds fruity

Quietly Sips Lemonade

Get a grape on yourself, fight the urge![/quote]
Don’t become a grapeist or I will unleash my wrath upon you.[/quote]

Sounds fruity[/quote]
I’d rather not overdo this, things can get quite sour.

I’d rather not overdo this, things can get quite sour.
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Oh quit wineing already.

I’d rather not overdo this, things can get quite sour.[/quote]
Oh quit wineing already.
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How Cheesy can you get with that

Over-Barrel Flashlights.

i like pears

can we have pear guns

and if you dual wield pear guns

i guess you could say… puts on pink-tinted sunglasses/monocle hybrid

you have a pear of firearms

HAHA HAHAH AHA HaH AHAH AHA hA HAA HAH A HAH AH AHAH AHAH
[size=1pt]I’M DRUNK PLEASE SEND HELP[/size]

There should be a pun trait that grants a morale boost whenever you encounter certain items.

And a corny one-liner trait that grants a morale bonus whenever you kill something, but also grants a reputation penalty to anything within earshot when you kill anything.

An “I win” button. You press it once and it gives you a pot, a jerrycan of clean water, a dozen sausages, a full set of reinforced leather armour, a duffel bag, a hammer, screwdriver, lighter, a selfbow/quiver/arrows, knifespear, a pick, 3 in all skills, whatever I forgot…

Second press gives you six in all skills, full light survivor gear, a pneumatic rifle, enough tools to get all the way through crafting, a folding bicycle, a boatload of water purification tablets and pemmican…

Third gives nine to each skill, heavy survivor, a nice laser pistol and something that can kill shoggoths, a slow and fragile solar car with the basic utilities on it, enough dehydrated vegetables and meat and seasoned salt to be in woods soup for a year, a jerrycan of mutagen and two doses of purifier, torsion ratchet, solar panels, 4 mark II storage, base stat augments, a random vision CBM…

Twelve in every skill, power armour…

It’s called debug command and it already exists.

IIRC she duck-taped several guns together, I’m not sure if that counts as “modifying”.

Infinite gun mod slots!

[quote=“Jakers, post:1218, topic:3101”]Infinite gun mod slots!

I see that and raise you this:

IIRC she duck-taped several guns together, I’m not sure if that counts as “modifying”.[/quote]
Yes! That is the one! Duct tape + any item = gun mod. This must be a thing! I want to mod my flintlock pistol with a mininuke launcher mod and a power armour mod!

oh, I almost forgot to affix an aluminium vat mod to my pneumatic assault rifle. Now I won’t need to go unarmed on my petrol raids!

On the other hand, it would make a certain amount of sense to strap a torch to a rifle, or a whole lot of torches together to increase the total candlepower. Duct tape could even convert a portable media player into a cybernetic enhancement, with the added bonus of easy removal if you didn’t need all that hair and skin…