[quote=“Blaze1711, post:95, topic:3101”]Traits:
Retarded - Sometimes you’ll randomly do stupid things, like drinking gasoline or trying to eat your clothes.[/quote]Actually I always wondered why you can’t eat clothes and drink gasoline willingly.
Perk “Angsty” - if you fail on crafting you get really bad mood and won’t attempt same area of crafting in 1d7 days. Earns you 4 background points since practice via doing becomes living nightmare.
Or how about:
Trait: Procrastinator - You have a real problem getting things started. If you’re not happy enough, training skills will lower your morale, and you will not be able to craft items even when you’re only slightly unhappy.
Meteorism - smelly, loud, totally uncool. PRRRRRRR
Extreme Meteorism - you fart so much that you are capable of making clouds of explosive(and quite dangerous to breathe in) gas! Use it as a weapon or die from shame and also zombies.
Time Vulture - Vulture that hunts the prey down using… aging. It is very slow, you won’t ever notice it. And there is no way to get rid of it, but you will die eventually in any way, right?
Shitpickle - OH GOD WHO WOULD DO THINGS LIKE THIS IN SANE CONDITION?! Urgh… it’s a pickle. Covered in shit. And it’s a living thing. There’s no reason to carry it around, seriously. Except if you like to listen this thing say “shitpickle” all the time. Then you are insane and should off yourself as fast as possible.
Carps - nice fishies living in the water.
[size=12pt]Is That Waluigi…[/size]
[right][size=18pt]TOO BAD.
WALUIGI TIME!!![/size]
Damn I should be working on my guide
Damn, I must find some time to help you finally. This is why I hate conscription in my country - they tend to check you every fucking year if you’re still fit for the army
And then i realized that waluigis symbol is an inverse L not a W, the w is for wario. damn my nintendo lore is rusted
By the way I double posted because reasons. AND WALUIGI
Trusty Patches - trusty enough to stop you from double-posting
Trait: Pica.
You can eat almost anything, including dirt and rocks. However, this provides no nutritional benefit and may actually lower your health stat. Also, constipation.
[quote=“Leper, post:109, topic:3101”]Trait: Pica.
You can eat almost anything, including dirt and rocks. However, this provides no nutritional benefit and may actually lower your health stat. Also, constipation.[/quote]
[size=12pt]FINALLY I CAN GET RID OF ALL THESE DAMNED EMPTY CANS AND PAPER WRAPPERS.[/size]
[quote=“Leper, post:109, topic:3101”]Trait: Pica.
You can eat almost anything, including dirt and rocks. However, this provides no nutritional benefit and may actually lower your health stat. Also, constipation.[/quote]
The slight advantage of this might be that you can eat live grenades and mininukes to defuse them. Just watch out for that epic fart few hours later.
[quote=“gtaguy, post:110, topic:3101”][quote=“Leper, post:109, topic:3101”]Trait: Pica.
You can eat almost anything, including dirt and rocks. However, this provides no nutritional benefit and may actually lower your health stat. Also, constipation.[/quote]
[size=12pt]FINALLY I CAN GET RID OF ALL THESE DAMNED EMPTY CANS AND PAPER WRAPPERS.[/size][/quote]
- Make cans into batteries.
- Use wrappers as fuel for fire.
<3
Make grenades out of the cans.
You cannot have enough grenades.
Ham! Found often in grocery stores, and is by and far the best bashing weapon. Zombie’s will stop in shock, and awe seeing one of their brethren hammed. Also comes with an assortment of puns, causing you to shout them.
“Nice to MEAT you!” “I Guess dinners on you!” ect ect
A Tin can that is slightly larger than a normal tin can. Aside from that it also talks and has very possibly the single most annoying voice of all time. It will not shut up and if you try to drop it then it will somehow find it’s way back into your inventory. Even the most powerful explosives only slow it down.
Woo Necro!
this topic right here, http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=5392.0
What about a spacecraft?
It’s about time we get a nice shelter in orbit around earth. Suppose the space station survived the apocalypse - with or without the astronauts - and with a high enough computer skill (let’s say, 12) you could hack into a lab and gets it’s course coordinates.
Then we could build a rocket engine mod for the nuclear missile at the nuclear silo - would require something like 100,000 oxidizer for the fuel, 4 minireactors, 48 mininukes, 200 rams, power converters, pilot light, a seat, a modified hazmat/ANBC suit with an oxygen tank and an inbuilt computer and life suport, a jet pack, an automated rehydraton/feeder, and maybe a thousand steel frame and a hundred metal tanks, all in all requiring something like mechanics 24, electronics 18, computer15, tailoring 12, construction 20, first aid 15, cooking 22 and so on - the idea is for this to be an ultimate achievement, so maybe require some ultra rare books and/or throw in some artifacts in the recipe too.
To launch the thing, you have to build an structure using all that stuff at a nuclear silo then hack it to launch the rocket into orbit; then once in orbit, the survivor would be able to explore some space stations for unique loot and have the honor of starving/asphyxiating to death in space, or hack the space station and force it to burn up into reentry - you could build an ejector to survive the fall that would generate a 3x3 highly radiocative crash filled with superalloy and other rare loots.
This is for BAD suggestions.
Get outta’ here.
Wait, here’s one: If you run with a grenade active and not in your pocket, there is a 5/8 chance that you will be unable to throw it in time.
Going to mine this topic for ideas for the 1 april update.
Swimmer zombies that fire pressurized water lasers.
Also mutant Archerfish that spawn in rivers to harass the unwary fisherman.
Mutant Anglerfish that spawn a lightsource lure (not labelled as such) over rivers at night that bite the ever-living fuck out of you because dem teeth. Also radioactive meat upon butchering.
][edit][;;;::::::7 Swordfish. Butcherable for meat and swords. Also make archerfish drop bows and arrows.