We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Jakers · 2014-12-26T12:31:08.000Z

Zombie batman.

Pthalocy · 2014-12-26T13:34:06.000Z

Alasnuyo:

An energy weapon that does 1000 damage, but will literally disarm you and damage your entire body with it’s recoil if you’re not wearing an activated heavy power armor or turning on hydraulic muscles CBM.

Quite frankly, this idea doesn’t sound nearly as terrible as the others.

bubbadoo14 · 2014-12-26T14:24:26.000Z

Jakers:

[quote=“Catfoodbob, post:698, topic:3101”][quote=“Pthalocy, post:697, topic:3101”]I want to see a lego trap ingame that causes 1000 pain when stepped on, but only if you’re shoeless.

wat about stepping on a pile of d4s and legos shoeless[/quote]
+Standing on an electricity plug (pointy bits facing upwards, of course) makes your player pass out with pain. I’ve stepped on all of these described objects, and all experiences sucked. Lego is still the worst by far though.[/quote]
I have stepped on Legos before and found them not that painful. Power plugs are a different story though OWWWWWCH.

Though I think I had tough feet when I was a kid. I used to walk around in my neighbors front yard, which was just rocks, barefoot just fine.

Jakers · 2014-12-26T14:47:40.000Z

bubbadoo14:

I have stepped on Legos before and found them not that painful. Power plugs are a different story though OWWWWWCH.

Bubbadoo confirmed to be a Hobbit.

RAM · 2014-12-26T19:09:53.000Z

There are not enough penalties for being naked, add a chance for melee attacks to inflict the “groped” condition on any exposed skin. It should apply a morale penalty and pain. Unless…

Vibrator mutagen, if you pass threshold, most sensory morale penalties are reversed. Intellectual morale penalties, such as from boring books, would likely be unaffected…

Muaddib · 2014-12-26T19:25:45.000Z

Vibrator… mutagen?

PART MUTANT PART MACHINE… ALL LUBED UP FOR POST-APOCALYPTIC ORIFICE STIMULATION!

Zireael · 2014-12-26T19:48:28.000Z

Wat?

And agreed about legos, plugs and d4s

KA101 · 2014-12-26T23:51:42.000Z

[quote=“Zireael, post:727, topic:3101”]Wat?

And agreed about legos, plugs and d4s[/quote]

Yeah, I’m gonna formally downcheck vibrator mutagen. That makes no sense.

Problem with lego traps is folks wanting to disarm them and use the legos to build. Fae forfend a lego technic trap get in and folks want to make vehicles, guns, etc out of legos.

LEGO Cataclysm DDA? Played the SW, Indy, and Batman ones…

Lord_Letto · 2014-12-26T23:58:39.000Z

[quote=“Muaddib, post:726, topic:3101”]Vibrator… mutagen?

PART MUTANT PART MACHINE… ALL LUBED UP FOR POST-APOCALYPTIC ORIFICE STIMULATION![/quote]
Part of the Sex Doll Mutation Tree

KA101 · 2014-12-27T00:06:33.000Z

We’ve established that it’s a bad idea. No need to continue on it.

Alasnuyo · 2014-12-27T01:17:40.000Z

Jam together 10 cargo space into the space of one with creative application of portal generators! Increase your vehicle’s carrying volume per tile with dimensional tech! Side-effects may include chance of teleglow and netherworld attention to your vehicle.

RAM · 2014-12-27T04:15:30.000Z

Alasnuyo:

Jam together 10 cargo space into the space of one with creative application of portal generators! Increase your vehicle’s carrying volume per tile with dimensional tech! Side-effects may include chance of teleglow and netherworld attention to your vehicle.

Don’t forget that it grants a disturbing tendency to collect random companions.

Pthalocy · 2014-12-27T09:09:15.000Z

[quote=“KA101, post:728, topic:3101”]Problem with lego traps is folks wanting to disarm them and use the legos to build. Fae forfend a lego technic trap get in and folks want to make vehicles, guns, etc out of legos.

LEGO Cataclysm DDA? Played the SW, Indy, and Batman ones…[/quote]

This made my day, and I’m now envisioning finding npc’s not so much injured by my traps, but enthralled snared by it’s creative potential. Hehee. I always wanted the batman lego.

You step on a lego trap!
You see here 40 red legos and many other items. They are tempting.
You sit down and begin to build.

blazing_glory · 2014-12-27T13:13:01.000Z

Pthalocy:

[quote=“Alasnuyo, post:720, topic:3101”]An energy weapon that does 1000 damage, but will literally disarm you and damage your entire body with it’s recoil if you’re not wearing an activated heavy power armor or turning on hydraulic muscles CBM.

Quite frankly, this idea doesn’t sound nearly as terrible as the others.[/quote]

I quite like the idea of some weapon so powerful it can’t be fired safely without special equipment.

Hrm…The world devourer, a rare eldritch spawn which is a giant (HUGE!) worm that digs deep enough that all tiles it passes turn into magma, due to exposing the planet’s core.

And then make it 3x3 map tiles large.

terroroid · 2014-12-27T14:45:36.000Z

fake versions of guns, that fire BB bullets

Muaddib · 2014-12-27T15:29:14.000Z

Real explosives with “fake” fuses.

Hahahahahahah.

Lord_Letto · 2014-12-27T16:31:39.000Z

Paintball Guns, go Paintballing across the Cataclysm!

bugsniper · 2014-12-27T17:15:28.000Z

Allowing the player to put a hundred windows together to create a window-powered permanent light source.

Jakers · 2014-12-27T17:21:38.000Z

Lord Letto:

Paintball Guns, go Paintballing across the Cataclysm!

This isn’t actually a bad idea. You could load up the paintball gun with all sorts of paintball pellets with other things inside them - maybe even make special mini-explosive rounds!

Mininuke paintball bullet ready for deployment

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-12-27T17:53:55.000Z

bugsniper:

Allowing the player to put a hundred windows together to create a window-powered permanent light source.

Oh god