For a second there I thought I was in the CBM suggestion topic, and I was going to tell you that it was a bad idea. But then I realized that it wasn’t, and that it was fine.
Thx TF52, that was my intent, indeed. 
wat about stepping on a pile of d4s and legos shoeless[/quote]
+Standing on an electricity plug (pointy bits facing upwards, of course) makes your player pass out with pain. I’ve stepped on all of these described objects, and all experiences sucked. Lego is still the worst by far though.
If you fail a chemistry recipe of skill around five or higher then you failed to balance the centrifuge, it exploded, and everything within the reality bubble automatically dies.
Eating chocolate after passing the Lupine threshold should poison you
I wouldn’t be surprised if that actually got added to the mutation tree.
Replace all keyboard commands with a Zork-era text parser.
Oh, wow, Zorkaclysm, so slow, so awesome…
“You have been eaten by a zrue.”
Always-on manual breathing mode. If you forget to breathe for too long you pass out. Gotta keep those lungs pumping while running from a horde!
Robotfindskitten should have a chance to summon a tankbot
NPC snipers hiding in big zombies. Try outrunning a hulk now, druggie!
Running from the hordes is also done with a QWOP-minigame.
Play the game with a Guitar Hero drumkit option.
Ocasionall drum solos for a rockin crit
Ocasionall drum solos for a rockin crit[/quote]
Fuck yes! Activate your star power to become invincible.
Ocasionall drum solos for a rockin crit[/quote]
Fuck yes! Activate your star power to become invincible.[/quote]
Mario invincibility music plays
Ocasionall drum solos for a rockin crit[/quote]
Fuck yes! Activate your star power to become invincible.[/quote]
Mario invincibility music plays[/quote]
Supar sain starts yelling in the background
Ragweed plants that make you sneeze when you go near them.
And add superman to the game, who can rescue you occasionally.
An energy weapon that does 1000 damage, but will literally disarm you and damage your entire body with it’s recoil if you’re not wearing an activated heavy power armor or turning on hydraulic muscles CBM.