[quote=“Hardluck, post:560, topic:3101”]Pogo Stick!
Vehicle, every jump takes you two squares forward, one square to either side.
Watch out for mines![/quote]
Then be able to make the POGO HAMMAH
Triggering a resonance cascade will cause spontaneous formations of thousands of wild nether portals near the lab and causes near nonstop acid rain and nether creatures spawning.
[me=Kevin Granade]points at the thread title and shakes his head sadly.[/me]
That sounds like a great idea for the necromancy mod (yes we have one of those)
if you eat something explosive with your internal furnace you should explode and die. 
Unless you also had an Enhanced Exhaust CBM, in which case you’d turn into a living weapon.
Eat a handfull of bearings followed by C4 and you can splatter a hulk across the countryside. The flesh moon is rising!
[size=14pt]CATACHRISMAS![/size]
Boomers are now Santas, Child Zombies are Macaulay Culklonessize=5pt[/size] and Flying Reindeer block out the sun! Fight your way through a teeming throng of elves, grinches and misfit toys in search of Santa’s Workshop (Where Santas are manufactured) and put the X back in X-MAS!
This replaces the current mainline.
The ability to use spears as lances while riding bikes, scooters and motorcycles.
Hulks occasionally dropping unicycles
wrong topic
People, come on how hard is it to understand bad suggestions and horrible ideas, It’s not the Minor good ideas and suggestions that don’t warrant it’s own thread thread.
Clown cars. A very small vehicle with a zombie clown visible inside. When you open the door or the zombie clown bashes it’s way out, it’ll spawn a horde of zombie clowns.
Zombie attack pheromones- They can smell it from about 20 map tiles away and will draw all of them
I wouldn’t mind having something like that. :o
I fixed that to be on-topic.
Get a big belly, staple it to your back.
Belly suit.
Shotgums.
You’ve replaced your teeth with shot shells. They go off at random. (People are into freaky body mod stuff like this in the future. Yup.)
Firestorms:
A freak weather condition with no warning that cause fire every where probably instantly reducing to ash without protection.
Tornadoes. Occasionally a few overmap-tiles worth of space gets hit with hundred miles per hour wind, levelling buildings, trees, and vehicles, as well as throwing the player (and everything else) around like ragdolls.
Dog Carrier- Something to put your dog in by examining them and then throw them into lava place them inside of a cargo space trunk or floortrunk
Vibrator jackhammer. A vibrator welded onto a jackhammer. Grants 10 times the morale bonus compared to ordinary vibrator, at the cost of probable serious injury to the torso.
A scenario that starts you with Time Dilation, Wired Reflexes, and a Targetting system with appropriate pwoer storage. Addictions to painkillers and alcohol. A leather jacket and a pair of pistols. Painkillers of some type and ALL THE BOOZE.
Also a ridiculous amount of pain, and surrounded. In a bar.
MAX PAYNE