[quote=“Hardluck, post:560, topic:3101”]Pogo Stick!
Vehicle, every jump takes you two squares forward, one square to either side.
Watch out for mines![/quote]
Dis bad idea tred, stahp wid good idea, pls
[size=2pt]That was painful to type[/size]
Wasteland- highly irridated areas with pools of acid, and spawns the occasional spitter
Spore clouds are hostile and home in on you.
This thread is for bad ideas dammit!
Very rarely, in a boarded up survivor house, their should be a room filled with rotten bolognas. In the middle, an NPC named “Oscar Mayer” clad in bologna armor, continuously chanting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI
[b]Flatuence earns 2 points
Plainly put: you’re gassy. You leave behind a scent trail which allows animals to track you more easily. NPCs will react poorly to you, and you may be rather noisy at inopportune moments.[/b]
[quote=“Dragon, post:566, topic:3101”][b]Flatuence earns 2 points
Plainly put: you’re gassy. You leave behind a scent trail which allows animals to track you more easily. NPCs will react poorly to you, and you may be rather noisy at inopportune moments.[/b][/quote]
Is it an activateable trait? If yes, Best Worst Idea.
[quote=“Dragon, post:566, topic:3101”][b]Flatuence earns 2 points
Plainly put: you’re gassy. You leave behind a scent trail which allows animals to track you more easily. NPCs will react poorly to you, and you may be rather noisy at inopportune moments.[/b][/quote]
You could acquire it temporarily after eating a beans.
Fear of a Dentist trait: You were always afraid of the dentist, and have skipped dentist appointments for the last few years. Fortunately, your dentist has joined the undead. Unfortunately, your teeth are all rotten and they will be for the rest of your short miserable life. You will spend your whole life in pain, are mouth encumbered and eat slower.
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GOD DAMNIT WOMAN. THAT’S TUBBY CUSTARD.
Which might horrifically imply something about the Teletubbies’ diet.
Speaking of which, Zombie Mascot: A zombie who was in a team mascot costume when they died. Higher resistance to bash damage. Commonly found at sporting areas.
+you have a chance to die due to educational purposes of the game. Clean your teeth, kiddies! OR DIE.
The game should have spambots which hide in vending machines and destroy cash cards.
thermokinesis CBM, comes with no protection from the heat or cold you cause. 
Through the dark science of necromancy, we should turn corpses of flaming eyes into blasphemous energy weapons that can level terrains and inflict dreadful curses on enemies.
Headcrabs. Thousands of headcrabs.
Instant death if they pounce on you, any zombie pounced on by a headcrab effectively gets an instant revive after the first time you kill it. Even hulks.
Headcrabs are killed instantly by crowbars and headcrabbed zombies take double damage from crowbars
[quote=“Hardluck, post:560, topic:3101”]Pogo Stick!
Vehicle, every jump takes you two squares forward, one square to either side.
Watch out for mines![/quote]
This… is actually a GREAT idea.
[quote=“Illogical_Blox, post:576, topic:3101”][quote=“Hardluck, post:560, topic:3101”]Pogo Stick!
Vehicle, every jump takes you two squares forward, one square to either side.
Watch out for mines![/quote]
This… is actually a GREAT idea.[/quote]
Agreed.
[quote=“Alasnuyo, post:574, topic:3101”]Through the dark science of necromancy, we should turn corpses of flaming eyes into blasphemous energy weapons that can level terrains and inflict dreadful curses on enemies.[/quote][quote=“SeigeLion, post:575, topic:3101”]Headcrabs. Thousands of headcrabs.
Instant death if they pounce on you, any zombie pounced on by a headcrab effectively gets an instant revive after the first time you kill it. Even hulks.
Headcrabs are killed instantly by crowbars and headcrabbed zombies take double damage from crowbars[/quote]
Fun Ideas for optional mods.
zombie invasions, after a certain amount of time like say every 10 days there could be a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, cake, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very large hoard.
AHA
What do I win
AHA
What do I win[/quote]
a lie