We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Caconym · 2014-12-14T00:10:25.000Z

[quote=“Hardluck, post:560, topic:3101”]Pogo Stick!

Vehicle, every jump takes you two squares forward, one square to either side.

Watch out for mines![/quote]
Dis bad idea tred, stahp wid good idea, pls

[size=2pt]That was painful to type[/size]

Catfoodbob · 2014-12-14T00:49:00.000Z

Wasteland- highly irridated areas with pools of acid, and spawns the occasional spitter

blazing_glory · 2014-12-14T01:43:53.000Z

Spore clouds are hostile and home in on you.

Rhodri · 2014-12-14T02:21:51.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Wasteland- highly irridated areas with pools of acid, and spawns the occasional spitter

This thread is for bad ideas dammit!

Very rarely, in a boarded up survivor house, their should be a room filled with rotten bolognas. In the middle, an NPC named “Oscar Mayer” clad in bologna armor, continuously chanting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI

Rivet · 2014-12-14T02:25:06.000Z

StopSignal:

Meat blobs. Woah.

Dragon · 2014-12-14T03:32:51.000Z

[b]Flatuence earns 2 points

Plainly put: you’re gassy. You leave behind a scent trail which allows animals to track you more easily. NPCs will react poorly to you, and you may be rather noisy at inopportune moments.[/b]

Pthalocy · 2014-12-14T07:06:48.000Z

[quote=“Dragon, post:566, topic:3101”][b]Flatuence earns 2 points

Plainly put: you’re gassy. You leave behind a scent trail which allows animals to track you more easily. NPCs will react poorly to you, and you may be rather noisy at inopportune moments.[/b][/quote]

Is it an activateable trait? If yes, Best Worst Idea.

Hardluck · 2014-12-14T07:30:59.000Z

[quote=“Dragon, post:566, topic:3101”][b]Flatuence earns 2 points

Plainly put: you’re gassy. You leave behind a scent trail which allows animals to track you more easily. NPCs will react poorly to you, and you may be rather noisy at inopportune moments.[/b][/quote]

You could acquire it temporarily after eating a beans.

Muaddib · 2014-12-14T09:15:34.000Z

Fear of a Dentist trait: You were always afraid of the dentist, and have skipped dentist appointments for the last few years. Fortunately, your dentist has joined the undead. Unfortunately, your teeth are all rotten and they will be for the rest of your short miserable life. You will spend your whole life in pain, are mouth encumbered and eat slower.

Datanazush · 2014-12-14T14:54:41.000Z

Rivet:

[quote=“StopSignal, post:549, topic:3101”]Meat blobs. Woah.

[/quote]
GOD DAMNIT WOMAN. THAT’S TUBBY CUSTARD.
Which might horrifically imply something about the Teletubbies’ diet.

Speaking of which, Zombie Mascot: A zombie who was in a team mascot costume when they died. Higher resistance to bash damage. Commonly found at sporting areas.

Jakers · 2014-12-14T14:55:14.000Z

Muaddib:

Fear of a Dentist trait: You were always afraid of the dentist, and have skipped dentist appointments for the last few years. Fortunately, your dentist has joined the undead. Unfortunately, your teeth are all rotten and they will be for the rest of your short miserable life. You will spend your whole life in pain, are mouth encumbered and eat slower.

+you have a chance to die due to educational purposes of the game. Clean your teeth, kiddies! OR DIE.

RAM · 2014-12-14T19:37:37.000Z

The game should have spambots which hide in vending machines and destroy cash cards.

NOMOETOE · 2014-12-15T02:24:29.000Z

thermokinesis CBM, comes with no protection from the heat or cold you cause.

Alasnuyo · 2014-12-15T12:23:55.000Z

Through the dark science of necromancy, we should turn corpses of flaming eyes into blasphemous energy weapons that can level terrains and inflict dreadful curses on enemies.

SiegeLion · 2014-12-15T13:56:13.000Z

Headcrabs. Thousands of headcrabs.
Instant death if they pounce on you, any zombie pounced on by a headcrab effectively gets an instant revive after the first time you kill it. Even hulks.

Headcrabs are killed instantly by crowbars and headcrabbed zombies take double damage from crowbars

Illogical_Blox · 2014-12-15T19:38:37.000Z

[quote=“Hardluck, post:560, topic:3101”]Pogo Stick!

Vehicle, every jump takes you two squares forward, one square to either side.

Watch out for mines![/quote]
This… is actually a GREAT idea.

Nickal · 2014-12-15T22:42:32.000Z

[quote=“Illogical_Blox, post:576, topic:3101”][quote=“Hardluck, post:560, topic:3101”]Pogo Stick!

Vehicle, every jump takes you two squares forward, one square to either side.

Watch out for mines![/quote]
This… is actually a GREAT idea.[/quote]
Agreed.

[quote=“Alasnuyo, post:574, topic:3101”]Through the dark science of necromancy, we should turn corpses of flaming eyes into blasphemous energy weapons that can level terrains and inflict dreadful curses on enemies.[/quote][quote=“SeigeLion, post:575, topic:3101”]Headcrabs. Thousands of headcrabs.
Instant death if they pounce on you, any zombie pounced on by a headcrab effectively gets an instant revive after the first time you kill it. Even hulks.

Headcrabs are killed instantly by crowbars and headcrabbed zombies take double damage from crowbars[/quote]
Fun Ideas for optional mods.

Catfoodbob · 2014-12-15T23:19:18.000Z

zombie invasions, after a certain amount of time like say every 10 days there could be a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, cake, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very large hoard.

Jakers · 2014-12-15T23:21:30.000Z

Catfoodbob:

cake,

AHA

What do I win

Catfoodbob · 2014-12-15T23:23:49.000Z

Jakers:

[quote=“Catfoodbob, post:578, topic:3101”]cake,

AHA

What do I win[/quote]
a lie