I like it…
Meaning your oftopic.[/quote]
He never gets the thread correct…
A bad mutation thats switches arround your digestive system. Makes npcs like you less because of smelly breath.
Turns to ass fangs. Now you can do a classical cannonball on them zombies and bite theire head of with your rectum.
Catzilla, a amorphous ball of cuteness that rolls up to you and explodes into 10 - 20 cats
Treshold trogs getting mindcontroled by cats.
Said cat turns friendly and follow you arround like a dog would.
Now you need to do a dayly quest to keep your furry friend happy lest you want to suffer a harsh moral penalty.
Should it die you suffer a -200 moral penalty for a whole year or till you get assimilated by another cat.
Watch it with the dwarfy stuff, before you know it the devs will introduce Strange Moods.
*Trogg McTroggiton looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
So… What… A random fetch-quest occurs, due to alien forces influencing your mind, and you are rewarded with an artefact if you succeed and steadily building insanity as you fail? I think that you may have gone off-topic… I mean, it is pretty much all plausible in the setting and could be a bit of fun, and would even be something that could make portals interesting…
You have created Jabberwockbane The Torturer of Sciencelab Souls of Infinite Nethertorment, a legendary reinforced trowel. It menaces with spikes of bee stingers and is engraved with images of survivors fighting a tankbot.
I’d buy that for a dollar.
Blobs should have the ability to take on the properties of some materials that they absorb, absorbed a bunch of metal? Makes metallic blob. Absorbed a large amount of nomex? fire-proof blob. Absorbed tons of blob globs? Blob blob. the possibilities be endless.
Meat blobs. Woah.
In before cocaine blobs
Oh. [glow=red,2,300]oh wait…[/glow]
[glow=violet,3,300]Vibrator Blobs[/glow]
[quote=“iceball3, post:550, topic:3101”]In before cocaine blobs
Oh. [glow=red,2,300]oh wait…[/glow]
[glow=violet,3,300]Vibrator Blobs[/glow][/quote]
Massage gel, what?
INCENDIARY BLOBS OH MY GAWD!
Cat blob, ITS SOO ADORABLE
Some of the bathrooms should have three seashells in them.
It is the future after all.
All restaurants of course would be…
New Addiction: Addicted to collecting collectable cards. You suffer a moral penalty if you have not gotten a card pack/ card in the past week. Late game survivors will have a mountain of Yugioh cards.
Explosive turds mutation, you occasionally involuntarily poop and leave it on the ground, however it is not a normal one it’s explosive, as powerful as C4 with a random timer.
You can further mutate food intolerances to produce projectile vomit with random targeting and enough force to destroy furniture and walls…
inb4 people objecting to the term “strap-on”.[/quote]But the mental image of “strap-on” engine is too good.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE HORSEDI… POWER
Stripping chicken walkers of their legs and using them as stilts/instead of wheels.
Pogo Stick!
Vehicle, every jump takes you two squares forward, one square to either side.
Watch out for mines!