We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

RAM · 2014-11-28T11:53:13.000Z

Whenever you find a working vehicle in the wild, it stands up and demands that you join its faction and do battle against the other vehicle faction. If you refuse then they blow you up with pew-pew guns and then go back to looking like ordinary vehicles.

Caconym · 2014-11-28T11:57:37.000Z

A .001% chance everyday of it raining (mini) nukes destroying everything and irradiating everything.

Slax · 2014-11-28T11:59:45.000Z

Dirty bombs. Everything’s contaminated! You’re gonna die no matter what. Oh boy!

Pthalocy · 2014-11-28T17:34:21.000Z

RAM:

Whenever you find a working vehicle in the wild, it stands up and demands that you join its faction and do battle against the other vehicle faction. If you refuse then they blow you up with pew-pew guns and then go back to looking like ordinary vehicles.

Shia Labeoufs are very likely spawns during such events, as are massive amounts of unnecessary explosions

RAM · 2014-11-28T23:21:29.000Z

Pthalocy:

[quote=“RAM, post:361, topic:3101”]Whenever you find a working vehicle in the wild, it stands up and demands that you join its faction and do battle against the other vehicle faction. If you refuse then they blow you up with pew-pew guns and then go back to looking like ordinary vehicles.

Shia Labeoufs are very likely spawns during such events, as are massive amounts of unnecessary explosions[/quote]
Well obviously, goes without saying… And don’t go trusting those appliances either, or you will wake up one morning to find a food dehydrator clamped around your desiccated head…

Also, rotten food should decay into massive vermin spawns, which should decay into dozens of small predators, which should decay into dozens of medium predators, which should decay into either larger predators or zombie predators, which should decay into corpses, which should decay into fungus, which should decay into your survivor…

TheFlame52 · 2014-11-28T23:25:48.000Z

RAM:

Also, rotten food should decay into massive vermin spawns, which should decay into dozens of small predators, which should decay into dozens of medium predators, which should decay into either larger predators or zombie predators, which should decay into corpses, which should decay into fungus, which should decay into your survivor…

…which should decay into tank drones, which should decay into control laptops…

Pthalocy · 2014-11-28T23:29:54.000Z

Can I harvest rotten food for maggots? MAGGOTS!

Delicious.

Slax · 2014-11-29T00:05:03.000Z

Fatalistic Obsession
It’s all just a ride so why even bother if you can’t have some FUN? You often get the strong urge to play Russian Roulette all by yourself. No, scratch that. Any gun will do. It’ll misfire if you’re meant to go on, right? Think of it as rigged Russian Blackjack. Fun!

wilson7755 · 2014-11-29T00:33:07.000Z

You can make the pogo hammer and turn it into the Wrinklefucker

StopSignal · 2014-11-29T02:26:21.000Z

[quote=“Slax, post:368, topic:3101”]Fatalistic Obsession
It’s all just a ride so why even bother if you can’t have some FUN? You often get the strong urge to play Russian Roulette all by yourself. No, scratch that. Any gun will do. It’ll misfire if you’re meant to go on, right? Think of it as rigged Russian Blackjack. Fun![/quote]

This could be fun. A morale buff.

Nighthawk · 2014-11-29T02:36:47.000Z

The ability to reinforce your clothing an unlimited number of times, each time requiring double the number of rags/patches/fur/whatever from the previous reinforcement.

Also, the ability to use a cellphone as a vibrator by setting it to vibrate and calling yourself repeatedly.

RAM · 2014-11-29T03:29:54.000Z

Just use the combat stats to determine vibrator compatibility, so that all items will be useful.

Pthalocy · 2014-11-29T04:28:47.000Z

wilson7755:

You can make the pogo hammer and turn it into the Wrinklefucker

Requires a jaqueshammers though.

NOMOETOE · 2014-11-29T04:44:13.000Z

NPCs should all have weird laughs.

From the west you hear Fehfehfehfeh!

Bainin · 2014-11-29T10:43:28.000Z

How about MenBearPig half Men half Bear half Pig^^ as a new Monster

Wanderer · 2014-11-29T12:40:43.000Z

Glacial era, when some crazy madman manages to use sun energy to transport it to another dimension.

Also, Bad Suggestions Edition. Mod with the bad suggestions here, that shows up randomly in game.

Catfoodbob · 2014-11-29T15:25:15.000Z

CBM: Nueron Control system,

allows you to make a touch attack on zombies/humans which will force them to be frendly due to brainwashing, its easyer to brainwash zombies

Valpo · 2014-11-29T15:52:13.000Z

zombies aren t controled by theire brain. that won t work at all.

StopSignal · 2014-11-29T17:58:06.000Z

NPCs and animals then?

StopSignal · 2014-11-29T17:59:11.000Z

[quote=“Nighthawk, post:371, topic:3101”]The ability to reinforce your clothing an unlimited number of times, each time requiring double the number of rags/patches/fur/whatever from the previous reinforcement.

Also, the ability to use a cellphone as a vibrator by setting it to vibrate and calling yourself repeatedly.[/quote]

This could be doable if they encumber you a lot every time? And when you add too much it breaks?