We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Slax · 2014-11-27T01:26:46.000Z

An enemy called Toxic Ass.
Donkey full o’ badness.

Catfoodbob · 2014-11-27T02:39:13.000Z

Shocker Supreme- leaves trails of electricity where it walks like bloaters gas, can make itself into an electric cloud with its shock attack then turn back near you, and has a grapple attack to continuously electrocute you.

Shocker Hulk Supreme-like shocker supreme except emits alot more electricity, is a hulk, and explodes into a large electric cloud on death.

system · 2014-11-27T02:41:11.000Z

Let’s make a joke monster that ruins the mood and theme, and which transforms into a huge horde of dozens of the toughest monsters in the game that can kill in one hit so that people lose their characters in a grossly unfair way. And don’t include an option anywhere to turn off joke monsters. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

Pthalocy · 2014-11-27T03:06:59.000Z

CarlStayBack!:

Let’s make a joke monster that ruins the mood and theme, and which transforms into a huge horde of dozens of the toughest monsters in the game that can kill in one hit so that people lose their characters in a grossly unfair way. And don’t include an option anywhere to turn off joke monsters. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

Let’s also make sarcasm a character stat.

edit: okay that was kind of shitty of me, i’d be pretty bugged by an immersion break of that scale too. I have yet to run into that easter egg.

Hardluck · 2014-11-27T03:33:55.000Z

How about a game option “artificial !!!FUN!!!”.

Every game turn a random number is rolled and if you’re unlucky enough, your character just drops dead.
Great for challenges.

Pthalocy · 2014-11-27T03:57:10.000Z

I thought those were landmines?

kevin.granade · 2014-11-27T06:46:40.000Z

NOMOETOE:

Flesh walls, you should be able to make walls from dead zombies and they should have a chance of turning into jabberwocks.

Thanks for reminding me, we had planned on adding this a long time ago, but I forgot about it.

CarlStayBack!:

Let’s make a joke monster that ruins the mood and theme, and which transforms into a huge horde of dozens of the toughest monsters in the game that can kill in one hit so that people lose their characters in a grossly unfair way. And don’t include an option anywhere to turn off joke monsters. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

Remind me again, who picked a fight with the huge pack of dancing, giant zombies? Would that be the game, or you?

Slax · 2014-11-27T07:03:05.000Z

Add a blender. WILL IT BLEND?!
Everything from jockstraps to car parts.
(+2 happiness if it blends.)

system · 2014-11-27T17:01:04.000Z

Kevin Granade:

[quote=“NOMOETOE, post:340, topic:3101”]Flesh walls, you should be able to make walls from dead zombies and they should have a chance of turning into jabberwocks.

Thanks for reminding me, we had planned on adding this a long time ago, but I forgot about it.

CarlStayBack!:

Let’s make a joke monster that ruins the mood and theme, and which transforms into a huge horde of dozens of the toughest monsters in the game that can kill in one hit so that people lose their characters in a grossly unfair way. And don’t include an option anywhere to turn off joke monsters. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

Remind me again, who picked a fight with the huge pack of dancing, giant zombies? Would that be the game, or you?[/quote]
Yeah, nah he’s right. Same goes for granades. Just add a world gen option “easter eggs true/false”

Pthalocy · 2014-11-27T18:09:22.000Z

They’re gonna become a part of a crazy cataclysm mod, if I recall?

Tineen · 2014-11-27T19:46:15.000Z

[quote=“Slax, post:348, topic:3101”]Add a blender. WILL IT BLEND?!
Everything from jockstraps to car parts.
(+2 happiness if it blends.)[/quote]

This isn’t a bad idea, this is an AMAZING idea.

TheFlame52 · 2014-11-27T20:19:14.000Z

[quote=“Tineen, post:351, topic:3101”][quote=“Slax, post:348, topic:3101”]Add a blender. WILL IT BLEND?!
Everything from jockstraps to car parts.
(+2 happiness if it blends.)[/quote]
This isn’t a bad idea, this is an AMAZING idea.[/quote]
Put three radom items in, get one random item out.

I just made a mininuke out of three dead zombies!

NOMOETOE · 2014-11-27T22:49:02.000Z

[quote=“TheFlame52, post:352, topic:3101”][quote=“Tineen, post:351, topic:3101”][quote=“Slax, post:348, topic:3101”]Add a blender. WILL IT BLEND?!
Everything from jockstraps to car parts.
(+2 happiness if it blends.)[/quote]
This isn’t a bad idea, this is an AMAZING idea.[/quote]
Put three radom items in, get one random item out.

I just made a mininuke out of three dead zombies![/quote]

an ACTIVE mininuke.

Slax · 2014-11-28T02:18:10.000Z

No no no.
Only atomic blenders can handle mininukes.

StopSignal · 2014-11-28T02:47:34.000Z

Zombies that drop active mininukes.

Anyways, please someone talk. No one is doing that and all topics rn are boring and i’ll cry.

kevin.granade · 2014-11-28T03:27:13.000Z

Super safemode, popup you have to confirm three times every time an enemy comes into view.

StopSignal: Come on IRC, there’s chat there…

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-11-28T03:29:11.000Z

Kevin Granade:

Super safemode, popup you have to confirm three times every time an enemy comes into view.

Too bad some people think it’s a good idea…

Catfoodbob · 2014-11-28T04:16:40.000Z

The game pausing to tell you that an immobile enemy is approaching you.

StopSignal · 2014-11-28T06:03:45.000Z

[quote=“Kevin Granade, post:356, topic:3101”]Super safemode, popup you have to confirm three times every time an enemy comes into view.

StopSignal: Come on IRC, there’s chat there…[/quote]

I may have an old hanbel, because every time I join there is no one? Still, too late now.

system · 2014-11-28T08:32:33.000Z

Cure LMG. Found at lab finales. Unlimeted amount of cure injecters that turn infected humans into npcs. ((That’s actually worse than the Zs))