Pickup-master zombie. It is chained to a bar, its hands are covered in heavy grease, and it has a stack of notes pinned to its chest with offensive innuendo printed on them. When it sees someone, it will lurch towards them and occasionally a note will fall off, revealing the next one. It inflicts SAN damage and if you ever find them you will unleash a terrible vengeance upon whatever forces conspired to create such a thing.
Door Torso: A dismembered zombie is propped above a door so as to fall if the door is opened.
Zed Vender: A vending machine that contains a zombie ready to be released upon minor or greater damage to the machine.
Ceiling zombie: A whole room actually, with all the furniture glued to the roof and the zombies held to the roof by metal implants in their legs and a large magnet.
Trebuchet: Occasionally a zombie will fall from the sky and explode in close proximity to the player. These can be tracked back to the source, a large wooden contraption and a shipping container filled with tied-up zombies. The nearby N.P.C.s will have an option to ask if they had anything to do with it, and they will reliably have no idea what you are talking about. Killing them still provides a large morale boost though, justice is blind afterall…
Add a medieval castle inhabited by Frenchmen that fart in your general direction and call your mother a hamster
Running with a weapon equipped can make you trip and impale/cut/shoot yourself
Drinking soda can cause you to belch loudly, drawing nearby zombies
Add the dildo bat from SR3
Add programmable radios that can play the brown noise or Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” The brown noise makes everything that hears it crap itself and hearing Rick Astley makes everything try to kill itself (you included). The death message would be [name] got Rick Rolled.
Add a Junk Jet
Add an “Emo” trait. You randomly cut yourself, chain smoke and dress in dark clothing. Sunlight, kittens and candy make you kill yourself.
When drunk, you start seeing double or triple. Hit the one in the middle!
When drunk and driving a vehicle, you accelerate wildly and swerve uncontrollably. You can not stop until you crash, which kills you instantly. You might also T-Bone a zombie soccer mom taking her zombie kids to soccer practice in a minivan. The whole zombie community is outraged and bans alcohol. This, however doesn’t solve anything as zombies start making bathtub gin, and the zombie mafia rises to power.
Add a special zombie named “MJ” that chases child zombies. Drops a single sparkly glove on death.
Add a Buttstabber monster that will stalk you and try to stab you in the butt. Most commonly found in bathrooms. Drops a buttstabber knife that does +100 damage to creatures with butts. The description should say “Watch your ass…”
Cute cannon: A ranged weapon that deals damage in proportion to how cute the ammunition is.
Nests: Spawns with baby animals in it and generates guardians that travel the nearby area collecting food and returning to the nest.
Basically a two-step attack. First hit you do on a monster is a basic grab attack, then next attack on same monster could be a suplex, piledriver, or powerbomb. Said attack can do massive damage.
…however, since most opponents are pretty much unwilling to be lifted up for a wrestling move, at most a survivor with decent strength can only successfully lift up zombie children, dogs, and a crawling zombie.
Basically a two-step attack. First hit you do on a monster is a basic grab attack, then next attack on same monster could be a suplex, piledriver, or powerbomb. Said attack can do massive damage.
…however, since most opponents are pretty much unwilling to be lifted up for a wrestling move, at most a survivor with decent strength can only successfully lift up zombie children, dogs, and a crawling zombie.[/quote]
I want this so badly now. MMR has the strength of ten men. I want to piledrive zombie hulks.