We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Invent a force-feedback body suit that will give you the injuries that your character gets in real life. Smashed into a car by a hulk? The force-feedback system just applied 200 pounds of force to your chest!

Game needs more sharks, everything is better with sharks. Shark zombies in pools, shark prisoners in police stations, firesharks in fire stations, trapdoor-sharks in shelters, child sharks in schools, wrecked sharks on roads, shark hulks, shocker sharrks, spitter sharks…

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Sharkface Zombie.

[quote=“bubbadoo14, post:3658, topic:3101”]Holy shit, my thread here is still active… and it got pinned too? o3o
Neat.

Anyways I am back, got un permabanned after like… a year… but still is nice. Just… wanted to say heya… I don’t have any awful ideas right now.[/quote]

Why were you banned?

Clubs with stages for public performances. If you walk onto a stage your will be prompted with “Do you want to join the banned?” then if you accept the game will hack into your fingers so that no computer you touch will ever run Cata again…

Add a bionic inhibitor a la Robocop which prevents you from shooting at government personnel or assets.

Add a Public Wellbeing Drone that forcefully upgrades any compatible entity with said inhibitor.

Nudist zombies. Different from zombies who revived, these undead are naked from the start. Morale debuff from being near them, seeing… things flapping in the wind. Very fast, very naked.

Follow-up missions for the kill zombie mom quest that some NPCs give. First, it was a zombie mom because the NPC can’t bear to kill her. The following missions then revolve around zombified relatives for constantly increasing levels of ludicrous reasons. Zombie dad, zombie uncle, zombie grandpa who said those embarrassing racists things at the dinner table that one time…

Zed-rex: Because of course the labs made that one time-travel portal and raided the past for dinosaur eggs.

Again, the effects are dependant upon the necrophiliac trait.

Ribbons, to be worn in hair or to make your furry monstrosity of a character look pretty.
Also: Tail ribbons. To make your furry monstrosity of a cat person look even prettier.

Localised mutations: Your foot turns elven, your head becomes slime, Your left arm becomes a cat.

A whole cat? Whiskers and all?

A whole cat? Whiskers and all?[/quote]

Prefferably on the furry scale of gods can’t help you know part of it.

Yes, of course a whole cat, but whether or not it has whiskers would depend upon how it is oriented. Face-out would give you a second mouth to feed. Face-in would let it drink your blood for sustenance and give you a nice soft tail with which to manipulate things. Really, having the tail anywhere near your own face is just begging for a life of perpetual irritation.

If you inject enough Elf mutagen into a cat then you get a cat-elf hybrid that can spontaneously summon hostile weeaboo zombies.

DBZ pathway!

lvl 30 unarmed: You can do ki blasts. At that point they do like no damage but are bright, loud, flashy, and you love them
lvl 50: ki blasts, scaling with lvl, now can kill naked zombies in 1-3 hits. you can spam them, but have limited ki that needs to recharge over time (pool also scales).
lvl 65: You can punch something, it explodes, send a ki shochwave with the punch 1-2 squares back, whatever is there also dies/is hit.
lvl 80: Spirit bomb!! All your ki, makes a crater, sends not dead things flying, less damaging then you think (blast is spread out), still so much less effective then just punching things but so damn cool
lvl 100 unarmed: you can fly using ki! You are almost as strong as Krillin now! Speed boost and eventual z level exploration (you see sky and more of the ground)
lvl 1000: You can blow up the world, power levels have long since stopped making sense, you’ve been playing so long that this has to
have been your goal, bonus points for finding a way to do it in whatever dimension the goo/mold came from.

Edit: Oooh! And depending on what you do, the world save either gets wiped OR you can play a new character but there are no zombies/mycus/mutations! “Cataclysim: pleasant days ahead”

Rare NPC: a little girl weeping her eyes out
Runs away unless you get lucky with an absurdly difficult persuade
You do a few missions to gain her trust, and shes just so scared in this horrible world
With enough confidence you gain the option to go through a series of reassurances and positivity with her, ending with a hug
The moment you hug she injects you with a mutagen, an insanely strong one, gonna call it a hyper-mutagen
You get 100 points of pain, and if that doesnt incapacitate you, like 1-3 turns to try and survive your rapidly depleting hp as it attempts to rob you of your humanity. (basically a poison that isnt a poison, just continous random mutations for a period and hp loss)
If you haven’t killed her in retaliation, she stands over you crying and apologizing as like tails and scales exit and then retract into your body in this grotesque and fatal horror show (random mutations generally in whatever direction continually happening)

If you die you turn into something but dont get to see what, as the system offers you the death replay
If you live you survive with whatever mutation changes happened, and if the girl survives your wrath she might give you a mission related to whatever monster put her up to it
If you kill her before the hug, her stuff is mediocre, but you can get the serum. It’s only labeled “hyper-mutagen” or something innocuous, so you might inject yourself anyway. If you throw/inject it into something else it turns into a nasty monster you have to fight…

Idea #2 for this, mutating other things? Can we do that?

A fully detailed vehicle system requiring (brace yourself):

  1. Individual cylinder calculations/failures
  2. Aftertreatment systems that either must be maintained or worked around. When they fail they cause progressively worse derates.
  3. Consumable fluids such as engine, transmission, differential oils, coolant, washer fluid to clean windscreens, DEF for diesels…
  4. Diagnostic fault codes that require specific computers to read and skill in both mechanics and computers to troubleshoot
  5. Engine specific components (no using gasoline injectors in a diesel, no using 4 cylinder injectors in a v8) with specific manufacturers that do not interchange
  6. Complete power trains involving a transmission, drive lines, transfer cases, differentials, axle shafts, and wheel ends that can all fail at the worst possible moment
  7. Seals that can fail and leak. Yes this includes head gaskets, injector cup seals, oil coolers…anything that can mix fluids that are not supposed to be mixed and all the hilarity that comes along with it.
  8. Needing actual tools to work on vehicles besides a wrench, hacksaw, and welder. Like full socket sets, breaker bars and ratchets, filter wrenches…seriously it’s insane how many damned tools you need. Oh and some stuff is still SAE instead of metric so you need to double the amount of tools you carry. Not to mention the OEM specific bullshit like triple squares and torx.
  9. Seized parts that can damage tools/components on removal! Because fuck you that’s why.
  10. Penetrating oil to speed up repairs.
  11. The need for good lighting to perform repairs.
  12. Specific steering components that can all fail!
  13. Wiring harnesses that can fail and have to be troubleshot with a DVOM, can be sped up with a schematic.
  14. Differences between automatics and manuals, with manuals requiring more driving skill, and 8+ speed manuals (like those found in large vehicles) requiring even MORE driving skill!

Basically make vehicle construction and maintenance a HUGE fucking nightmare. On the plus side, it’d be possible to do some really crazy shit like splice two transmissions together for an insane amount of gear ranges! Or change out the gear ratios in a differential! Don’t forget to set the backlash correctly or it’ll tear itself apart.

Cataclysm: My Summer Car edition.