…Yet. A mod could change that. Let’s think positively here. 
The question is, what sort of imaginable chain of mutations is required in order to change the microbiology of vaginas in a matter of days or weeks.
Oh, and this is the last day I’ll ever eat bread… No more loaves of bread for me, Jesus. Much less anything fishy.
Well, there was a woman who made yogurt out of bacteria from her vagina…
So, I dunno, culinary uses for vaginal bacteria could work, albeit very disgusting and admittedly very unsanitary.
[quote=“Rot, post:3402, topic:3101”]Well, there was a woman who made yogurt out of bacteria from her vagina…
So, I dunno, culinary uses for vaginal bacteria could work, albeit very disgusting and admittedly very unsanitary.[/quote]
… so …
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… yogurt is unsanitary?
Vast majority of bread doesn’t involve vaginal yeast. The worst stuff in it will generally be the contaminants in the flour. Grains attract rodents, which couldn’t give half of a shit about where they shit.
Meanwhile:
Eggs come out of hen’s cloaca. Those are pretty likely to have some sort of a vaginal microbiome on them.
Raw pork (not just pork, but pork is most likely) can contain viable tapeworm nodules. Larval tapeworms travel through the flesh and “take root” in random organs, including the brain.
Milk products can be more likely than flour to contain rodent shit. Especially if you live in Korea or Poland.
Sausages are often made from intestines.
Then there’s the infamous [spoiler=Not embedding that, spoilering isn’t enough of a warning]http://i.imgur.com/7mvfA.jpg[/spoiler]
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Anyway, i’m pretty sure they clean eggs, and if not it doesn’t matter since you’re eating the inside of the egg and not the shell, plus you’re cooking it so i’m pretty sure that kills the bacteria. I would only worry about it if I was eating eggs raw, shell and all.
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That’s why you cook pork well. Tapeworms. (This is the reason why I don’t eat pork often.)
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I live in Korea. Didn’t know anything about milk having rodent shit, but not that I care. Chocolate has insect fragments. Also i’m pretty sure if they were selling products with rodent droppings in it, the facility would go down (In the US at least)
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Intestines are washed and cleaned (I hope) Also not all sausages are made from intestines. Even if they were, they use a layer within the intestine, specifically harvesting the collagen in it.
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Yeah, that’s pretty nasty. Reminds me of yogurt.
Vaginal yogurt I mentioned could transmit disease, like some products above but still, this is food grade stuff. They test it and make sure it won’t poison you. Food laws and professionals look at animal products before they come out, can’t say the same with vagina yogurt “That’s sour and tastes like indian yogurt, good with blueberries.”
Washing eggs is actually pretty dangerous. Chicken eggs are coated in a protective layer to keep any contamination out, and washing removes that layer. They do wash them in the US, typically, which is why they need to be refrigerated.
I was under the impression that intestines was the standard for sausages. Made me confused as to why offal wasn’t on the recipe for Cata.
Anyways:
Hayfever: Permanent cold and flu symptoms for all of Spring and Summer, because nature hates you and wants you to die. Also triggers asthma attacks at random, and there is not enough medication in the entire procedurally generated world to alleviate your suffering. Gets even worse at higher temperatures, slightly less terrible in the rain.
Should yeast infections not be available in your area, please check with your local mycus colony. Leaving it untreated for too long is… not recommended.
On the plus side, all of those sanitary products are excellent makeshift bandages. Sterile, absorbent, and tampons are the perfect size for bullet wounds.
Bureaucracy and queues.
Remove all zombies and return the world to normal, the prime gameplay is you waking up in the morning and working at your office job.
[quote=“Rot, post:3409, topic:3101”]Remove all zombies and return the world to normal, the prime gameplay is you waking up in the morning and working at your office job.[/quote]Can we still build railguns? I thought that this thread was for bad ideas…
Mutation path to become a zombie. There is no serum, so once you reach the threshold you have to Shift+Q suicide yourself and you play as the blob for the rest of the game.
Tongue-lashing. Get your social skills up high enough and you will never be unarmed!
I’d love a mode where you experience the cataclysm.
Permit female-only zombies at “mature bars” to explode blood and tainted milk at you. It will particularly-affect lactose-intolerant characters.
But nobody said that you can’t do things done by survivors of The Cataclysm. It’s just that all monsters are replaced by human/mutant NPCs and there no things that only happened after Cataclysm
Add a new lupine mutation enabling you to exhale strong enough to blow enemies away and tear houses down.
Only Stone walls can withstand!
[quote=“Valpo, post:3416, topic:3101”]Add a new lupine mutation enabling you to exhale strong enough to blow enemies away and tear houses down.
Only Brick* walls can withstand![/quote]
Fixed it
There should be magic beans. Planting them will cause shoggoths to grow out of the ground.
Leather belts causing extra damage to children zombies
There should be a “fully clothed” morale buff for non-naturists who are wearing a full coating of clothes in somewhat-decent condition. Two torn leather belts should suffice.