Washing eggs is actually pretty dangerous. Chicken eggs are coated in a protective layer to keep any contamination out, and washing removes that layer. They do wash them in the US, typically, which is why they need to be refrigerated.
I was under the impression that intestines was the standard for sausages. Made me confused as to why offal wasn’t on the recipe for Cata.
Anyways:
Hayfever: Permanent cold and flu symptoms for all of Spring and Summer, because nature hates you and wants you to die. Also triggers asthma attacks at random, and there is not enough medication in the entire procedurally generated world to alleviate your suffering. Gets even worse at higher temperatures, slightly less terrible in the rain.
Should yeast infections not be available in your area, please check with your local mycus colony. Leaving it untreated for too long is… not recommended.
On the plus side, all of those sanitary products are excellent makeshift bandages. Sterile, absorbent, and tampons are the perfect size for bullet wounds.