We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Pettable jabberwocks.

Heavy pettable jabberwocks with tentacles.

No jabberwanking allowed.

[quote=“Slax, post:3383, topic:3101”]No jabberwanking allowed.[/quote]Is that a Good Idea or a Bad Idea?

Drunken Fraternity Zombies with a projectile vomit attack.
… They probably don’t need to be zombies…

For MShock and ChestHole tileset users:

Add a paint factory in the game, full of empty cans of red paint. Newspaper articles litter the factory floor, reading “Prices of red paint continue to soar”.

  1. New trait called ‘Stalker’ which will force your character to be named ‘The Marked One’ and give immunity to alcohol. Also vodka will lower your radiation level very quickly.

  2. New mob called ‘Duty Guard’ which will spawn EVERYWHERE, just to tell you ‘Get out of here, Stalker’. Attacking one of them will spawn an army of soldiers which will fire at you, hitting your head instantly. Random weapons.

  3. Another mob called ‘Bandit’ which would be hostile all the time and shoot at you with AK-47 while saying “А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!”. They will mostly appear around campfires.

thats some rich bandits, they moslty use pistols (makrov), saw off hunting shotguns, hunting shotguns and sometimes sub machine guns

Children as result of temporarily improving morale with NPC’s of opposite sex.

If you play as female, you are made useless with pain because of periods three time a season.

But gain auxiliary bite attack for the period.

Portable simulated-pet-gathering games to improve mood. The more pets you have, the higher their quality, and the more time that you spend caring for them, the better the mood increase. Obviously higher quality pets and pet-care equipment mysteriously tends to be generated in close proximity to tankbots, and also tend to move around a lot at the bottom of frozen labs…

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I just realized where the ‘bloody rag’ items come from.

But gain auxiliary bite attack for the period.[/quote]
I just realized where the ‘bloody rag’ items come from.[/quote]

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I just realized where the ‘bloody rag’ items come from.[/quote]

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Exactly. Apocalypse. Tampons: gone. Pads: gone.

BUT.

“I have this sharp knife and this expensive silky soft Armani suit…”

The game does lack female hygiene products. Certainly some should be left somewhere. Apply tampon (fresh): +15 morale for fresh tampon (regardless of gender, of course). 2 days later it becomes tampon (rotten): -30 morale and risk ‘yeast infection’ status effect.

In addition: Be able to harvest your own yeast infections for the purposes of baking bread.

Eating too much jerky gives you horrible, debilitating stomach issues.

Actually not the right species of yeast for that. Saccharomyces does not hang out in vaginas.

I rather suspect that the intention was to be humorous(by making unexpected associations), rather than to provide helpful cooking tips. Apologies if I am mistaken on this point though.

No,no. I got the joke, but my amateur background in biology and zymurgy could not let me not chime in with some facts.