We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Reminds me of a Canadian one-off cartoon. A scientist was showing off his new invention, a teleporter. In one booth, turn on, appear in other booth. Someone asks him to open the doors so they can make sure he isn’t just using a tunnel. Annoyed, he agrees. Steps into booth, turns it on, gets crushed to death by a hydraulic press and is recreated in the second booth. Bystander asks what happens if you turn off the press. Scientist agrees, starts up the machine. Now there’s a bunch of scientist clones. They all play chess until one winner is found (he cheats, by the way). All the other clones have to kill themselves. The end!

Oh Canada, you so crazy.

wrong thread

Steampunk mode. Use steam on everything.

You apply your steamed bandage. You feel smokin’.
You steam your boots. Shiny.
You steam your fists. Your unarmed attacks now do smolderin’ damage.
You steam the sheet. It unravels into thread!

All of the steam.

Well, this isn’t such a bad idea. Apart from them stacking. Just one more morale is a funny boost. (bloaty as f however).[/quote]
But stacking is the whole point! What is the value in bobbling heads if one is not surrounded by thousands of them, all staring, all bobbling…

Hagaphobic- You Really REALLY dont like being hugged, or touched in general. gives a bonus to dodge and a better chance not to be grappled, But, you get a moral penalty when you get hit and grabbed.

The ability to ban users from a single forum thread.

A survivor IRC channel.

0.2% of messages are from actual players.
The rest, zombies. And Mi-gos.

“git gud n00b”
“no u lolz”
“ur mom”
“y do thy cal it a xboxx 360 bc u c it an turn aroun lololol”
“HOW DO I MINE FISH”

I counter this by suggesting the ability for anyone to lift such bans. >:D

I counter this by suggesting the ability for anyone to lift such bans. >:D[/quote]

A voting system.

I counter this by suggesting the ability for anyone to lift such bans. >:D[/quote]

A voting system.[/quote]
A one man Democracy.

I counter this by suggesting the ability for anyone to lift such bans. >:D[/quote]

A voting system.[/quote]
A one man Democracy.[/quote]
[humorous intentions]And finally we get an on-topic post from you![/humorous intentions]

Itworks well because everyone agrees with each other.

Serrated wiimote.
Not a great weapon but the wrist strap means you can’t lose it. YEAH!

One Man democracy - Now with extra multi-personality disorders!

That would be the advanced form, where you occasionally become A.I. controlled. The basic form would be P.T.S.D. which would just cause sporadic time-loss…

Zombie Power Generator Vehicle Part. A zombie in a hamster ball continually turning a crank trying futilely to get to you.

message-in-a-bottle! You find one on the shoreline and it gives you the coordinates of an island. You then spend three years building an impossible unsupported bridge out to the island and find that it is completely overrun by zeds…

That’s actually not a bad idea. Z Nation had a town with electricity run by zombies chained to turning wheel.

or install wooden boeards on your deatchmobile and qucikly (at speed of 2 km/h) get in there