[quote=“danlett, post:2854, topic:3101”]Nice to see you running with it.
Next one: automatic weapons have level 1 food cooking quality. Must have foil in inventory.
why do not do it like soldiers of eastern europe and russia?
you do not need foil
why do not do it like soldiers of eastern europe and russia?
you do not need foil
Entrenching tools totally need a cooking quality on par with frying pans.
Also…giant cellar spiders. AKA one of many different things sometimes referred to as daddy-long-legs. Occasionally shows up in basements as an alternative to black widows. Why is this a BAD suggestion, you may ask? This is why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1P3NXZyaok
The giant version of course is going to get a high dodge and the “hard to shoot” flag.
never get between Russian and food/drink
[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2862, topic:3101”]Entrenching tools totally need a cooking quality on par with frying pans.
Also…giant cellar spiders. AKA one of many different things sometimes referred to as daddy-long-legs. Occasionally shows up in basements as an alternative to black widows. Why is this a BAD suggestion, you may ask? This is why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1P3NXZyaok
The giant version of course is going to get a high dodge and the “hard to shoot” flag.[/quote]
Should also be able to smash the ceiling in, collapsing the upstairs to the downstairs, killing everyone/thing in the basement.
Turrets on wheels!
[quote=“Malkeus, post:2864, topic:3101”][quote=“Random_dragon, post:2862, topic:3101”]Entrenching tools totally need a cooking quality on par with frying pans.
Also…giant cellar spiders. AKA one of many different things sometimes referred to as daddy-long-legs. Occasionally shows up in basements as an alternative to black widows. Why is this a BAD suggestion, you may ask? This is why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1P3NXZyaok
The giant version of course is going to get a high dodge and the “hard to shoot” flag.[/quote]
Should also be able to smash the ceiling in, collapsing the upstairs to the downstairs, killing everyone/thing in the basement.[/quote]
That is the one true way to deal with a basement full of nope.
- Add self-driving cars to the game. They would drive about and stay on roads, avoiding obstacles to the best of their meager ability. From that point on, all car repair operations performed on the highway would become… risky.
- If the player attempts to name their character to Bruce Campbell or Ash, the game should just quit to desktop.
- If the player names his character to Sam Axe, he would eventually find a character named Michael Westen at a farm, standing alone and in the dark inside the barn. Mike would be holding a note, and on the note it would read… “the barn notice”. (Fans of Burn Notice get this). Next to the barn door there would be a fully loaded flamethrower just in case the player gets a sudden urge to burn down the place.
- Jacks (the vehicle lifting tools) should be phased out from the game by gradually decreasing their drop rate from version to version, eventually removing the item itself from the files. Player lamentations and anguish should be recorded, and immortalized in screenshots or a YouTube video.
- Add odors in the game and attribute them to various locations, with relevant morale penalties and bonuses. Suddenly swamps or sewers aren’t all that harmless places, or that Mall where you disposed a hundred zombies on a hot summer day. Apocalypse shouldn’t smell nice, unless it’s a morning and the smell is napalm.
- Add the ability to control cats remotely with a laser sight or a rail laser sight.
- Refugee centers should start collecting taxes from everyone once the player has sufficiently advanced their cause… including the player himself.
- All banks in the game should be considered belonging to the same bank chain, and the chain should be called… Debt To America.
I oughta eat you for even thinking such a thing. :V
Zombie Bulks. A cross between a fat zombie and a zombie hulk. Not a lot of meat, pretty much just tainted fat. Tries to roll over survivors.
I oughta eat you for even thinking such a thing. :V[/quote]
Liked that, eh?
I was thinking the NPCs or companions could later start saying like “Don’t bother. You’re not going to find jack there.” or “Are you wheeling OK? You look a bit grumpy.”, just to add subtle insult to injury whenever the player opens a container or examines a pile of items. Similarly, while the jack drop rate is decreased, start increasing the chance that the player encounters NPCs named Jack, or that the random name generator in the character creation outputs the name Jack more often.
Mod that only allows attacking with hand of god.Good news is that you spawn with hand of god.Bad news are that this item only existed in Wales Cataclysm
I’m sure Cataclysm set in Wales would be fiiine /s
When a gun has low condition, a small chance for the barrel to be bent in such a way that it shoots you when you pull the trigger.
Give rabbits a chance to jam a carrot into the barrel of your gun if you try and shoot it.
Needless to say, nobody wins in that situation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVuWs1n2sQk
Oh thanks for the link to new demolition ranch vid ^.^ always makes for a good day.
Huehuehue. o3o
jet engines, so our death mobiles can lift of like terran building in starcraft
[quote=“BeerBeer, post:2853, topic:3101”]- The moose in the MMO version run twice as fast, deal more damage, and sometimes they hide in the trunks of vehicles.
- The only hint that there is a moose in the trunk is when a player hits the trunk, a noise is made as the moose moves around restlessly in there.
- Sometimes the moose grab players and seal them in vehicle trunks, trapping them in there until released. A trapped player has the option to bang and kick the trunk door from the inside.[/quote]
I missed these three on my first read. The mental imagery here is priceless. XD
You mean like these?
Actually… Yea, I would love to see these in the game. Especially since they go NUCLEAR when the gas tank gets penetrated…
Suicide Vests?
Self destruct buttons everywhere! On the car! On a gun! On a camera! On a broom! On that paper wrapper with a meat sandwich!