We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Random_dragon · 2015-11-14T16:46:40.000Z

Just imagine the Fun a granade launcher would bring. Nerfs and buffs and bugs galore. o3o

Catfoodbob · 2015-11-14T17:49:56.000Z

The ability to assign hotkeys to the quick menu

Adragis029 · 2015-11-14T18:34:55.000Z

Catfoodbob:

The ability to assign grenades to the quick menu

ftfy

Slax · 2015-11-15T22:34:39.000Z

Footsie zombies. Can only be damaged via footsie battles. Wiggle wiggle, nudge nudge. CAN YOU BEAT THE MASTER OF UNDEAD FOOTSIE?!

RAM · 2015-11-16T01:03:05.000Z

If you are attacking a zombie with a large slashing weapon, it should be possible to bisect it. You would then have a crawling zombie, trying to bite you, and a zombified lower-half, that grinds at you. It would deal no damage, but could grant the deep bite effect along with other assorted diseases, and lower the health statistic…

sagethor · 2015-11-20T16:28:28.000Z

The ability to “princess carry” NPCs.

Now you don’t need to implement NPC movement across z-levels!

CIB · 2015-11-20T16:50:48.000Z

But NPCs already do move across z-levels…

sagethor · 2015-11-21T00:49:39.000Z

Oh. Erm… I’m not sure why one of my friendly NPCs didn’t follow me up stairs, then. :x

RAM · 2015-11-21T00:51:00.000Z

The ability to capture an N.P.C., tie them to a stick, hoist the stick out in front of your cart, and harness a ‘disarmed’ brute to the front of your cart, just out of biting range of the N.P.C…

pisskop · 2015-11-21T01:31:45.000Z

Spawning critters, and whole hordes, in sight of the player shouldnt be a thing.

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^^That wasnt there the turn before. Thats crap

RAM · 2015-11-21T05:09:25.000Z

There should be an off-topic police for this thread. They should be tracked down and forced to look through the whole of the huggle thread. As their sanity leaks out of their ears, it should be collected used for, umm, weird stuff…

pisskop · 2015-11-21T05:53:01.000Z

im sorry, is my suggestion in the wrong suggestion thread?

Random_dragon · 2015-11-21T05:59:06.000Z

pisskop:

im sorry, is my suggestion in the wrong suggestion thread?

Unless you’re implying that hordes spawning in front of the player is RETROACTIVELY a bad suggestion?

Which, honestly, it is. o3o

pisskop · 2015-11-21T08:22:16.000Z

Im suggesting that it be looked at. A lone Z isnt a big deal, but at night its frustrating and early game its devestating. its right up there with wanderers spawning outside a home in the city and trashing the neighborhood or making escape hard. It only takes 1 hulk to demolish a house if hes given 14 hours.

But its not just that they can spawn in close radius or in plain sight, bit they can also spawn inside otherwise enclosed spaces.

Say inside a homemade enclosure or inside an armored car thats being gutted.

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Ants cant bash, so the only way for it to get in was to spawn in while I was gutting the car.

kevin.granade · 2015-11-21T17:51:29.000Z

I’ll spell it out for you, the topic of this thread is making bad feature suggestions for the game, it’s a joke thread. Actual bug reports are likely to be ignored or lost if they’re in the wrong place.

That having been said, I’m already working on overhauling that system such that what you’re reporting will never happen again.

Random_dragon · 2015-11-21T18:00:28.000Z

Agreed. It would’ve been funny if it was paired with actually reporting the issue elsewhere, and if the joke h ere also linked to said report for the sake of clarity, but…

Anyway, to get us back on topic…star-spawn monsters, with a vulnerability to steamboats.

RAM · 2015-11-21T23:25:01.000Z

There should be fairies, with a vulnerability to iron and other materials that are processed into unnatural states. Things like swords, bullets, chemical weapons, motor vehicles…

Actually, thinking on it, if the fey had been all but driven to extinction by industrialisation, and then all these visitors show up, wreck up all the human industry, and then proceed to be highly weaponised entities that are essentially composed naturally(by their standards) and not using much in the way of technology, it would be a real opportunity to recover the world in the name of magic. They could even be master-minding the giant animals. Ehh, but are there any fairy-based cataclysms in popular culture? Hrmm, wasn’t King Arthur supposed to return? Is anyone familiar with the specifics? Did Ragnarok have anything fun like that?

Random_dragon · 2015-11-22T02:18:22.000Z

We need an orky power armor, fueled by diesel.

Vorchar · 2015-11-22T13:42:49.000Z

Random_dragon:

We need an orky power armor, fueled by diesel.

We need clean tech power armor fueled by wind power.

Random_dragon · 2015-11-22T15:57:52.000Z

Vorchar:

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:2738, topic:3101”]We need an orky power armor, fueled by diesel.

We need clean tech power armor fueled by wind power.[/quote]

You could get the next best thing by making use of the artifact properties to make it solar powered. o3o