We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Same goes for breathing. Don’t do it! It does stuff to you.

Also:
Mandatory manual Inhale/Exhale feature.
Pace yourself, survivor! Now you’ll HAVE TO stay focused.

This sounds like the sort of thing that people who buy edible condoms and undergarments might like the idea of. I think that the boundary between clothing and food is a frontier too strange for me to ever get over the fact that I might be able to eat my socks and that be part of their purposes.

Nah, logically it’d be more like eating your boots in desperation, and simply making sure whatever treatments the leather use aren’t toxic in order to facilitate that.

Eating explosives should give you explosive diarrhea.

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I think we need the ability to cut up the murikan flag and use the materials to create the flag of the Glorious Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

Ps. Sorry if this is actually a good idea after all. :wink:

Any N.P.C.s with the “patriotic: U.S.A.” tag would automatically be hostile if they witnessed it…

Burning a flag should trigger a nuclear launch. GOD DAMN IT, PATRIOTIC SKYNET!

Hmm… I might have to try that. I’ve not dipped the presumably infinite jadedness that exists in the survivor, as I’ve only used the flags for blankets, I’ve not tried that.

Who even uses blankets in Cataclysm? Sheets FTW. o3o

Nah, Emergency blanket is best.

In case you ever run into a supersized clothespin.

Shoggoths need to drop hides… I may not be able to live without a shoggoth-skin cap…

A +shoggth protoplasm cap+ then?

Just remind me, why can’t we reinforce things infinitely now?

Because then infinitely dense kevlar panties?

I have no issue with that.

Meh. As it stands I just use the standard sewing kit reinforcement. :V

44x44 tile big kevlar loincloths? I don’t see a problem.

NPC named Jon Stewart. Should the player ever consume a pizza in front of him, while holding a fork, he would turn hostile. In fact, NPCs should have backgrounds and various stated birth locations. Anyone “from New York” would turn hostile upon witnessing the sight of consuming a pizza with knife & fork.

Well just so long as mu covering is staring more than I am…