We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

The ability to use mininukes as vehicles. The option to mount full nukes and ride them to their destination.

I still wish that entering a portal would eject a DoomRL-compatible save-file and winning DoomRL would eject a Cata-D.D.A.-compatible save-file…
We could at least have a mod which incorporates DoomRL weapons/armour and weapon/armour mods and recipes…

If you make a special Texan mode, don’t forget to code in random idiots from Louisiana that jump into alligator infested water despite warnings.

Honestly, zombigators doesn’t sound like a bad idea at all.

I thought Jawed Horrors were zombiegators. That’s why they’re an A, right?

Shit! I’ve never run into these! Only the smaller pirhanna sewer things. Maybe I’m not swimming enough.

Jawed Terrors are a ‘^’ and apparently zombiefied bull sharks. Thankfully post-apocalyptic New England’s still cold enough we don’t have to contend with zombiegators in summer swamps and marshes.

Would be interesting if we had regular bull sharks though. o3o

“CHEAP” tags- The tag doubles the spawnrate of certain items like ammo, guns, electronics and the likes, but they take three times as much damage if they take any, and cheap ammo is 3 times as likely to misfire. it adds an item descripion for people with more int

“It seems as if this object was made from inferior materials” or something like that

certain map tiles like mansions and lab spaces could have a “NO-CHEAP” tag on them, cause why would science cheap out on science, and rich people… well they could have a chance of having the tag.

“EXTRA-CHEAP” sometimes, some stores like pawn shops could have the tags or other places wherin they double the amount of stuff they can get but most if not all of it would be cheap, good way for getting starting weapons, but you would appreciate the quality ones more.

Signs on stores, they could be just the name of the store, based on what the stores name is it could clue you in on if it has a cheap or extra cheap,or no cheap tag… also could do store ads which could give you further hints…

perhaphs crafting something with low skill could have a chance of giving it the cheap tag

A bear will spawn in and try to kill you if you set fire to a tree, becoming stronger with each tree that catches fire.

He will also give off smoke.

Smoky is already a thing, he just doesn’t spawn when you play with matches. :V

Also, make it so that selecting the wrong direction when felling a tree makes it hit you.

YES. and (c)losing a door while standing in it pushes the player aside and deals damage to one of their feet, giving the condition Stubbed Toe. This only results in a single point of damage, but the Stubbed Toe condition causes something like 100 pain.

And also causes you to cuss up a storm, making 50 noise and annoying NPCs? o3o

Tuck in a gun in your pants. If male, slight chance of gun going off if you get hit in the legs, causing massive damage in the legs.

I want the option to store my gun in the back of my pants, risking damage to my booty instead of the junksickles and/or legs. Please add Booty as an additional body part that I may have a health stat for.

0 health could cause Fractured Ass status, for negative morale from the butthurt.
Not sure how would you put it in a splint, though.

“you feel as though you fell down the stairs”

Three words: Zombie Hulk Hogan.

Which randomly appears (Either Quite Frequently Or Rarely, However you chose it in the “Options”) in your game which “it” stalks you drawing attention to nearby zombies/hordes with it’s shouting. Also, Don’t forget that it’ll attack you unless you feed it an extremely rare food item called a “Slim Jim”. Which Will Make this Savage beast an unstoppable killing machine of an ally…

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Whacha gonna do, brotherrrr? o3o

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