We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Random_dragon · 2015-06-24T05:36:36.000Z

[Tipping Intensifies]

I’m more a fan of my modded-up boonie hat, but oh well. I mostly dislike trilbys not for the stereotypical wearer, but for the shorter brim. :V

EDIT: Also, an idea. Some sort of burglar class that starts with an array of tools for breaking into places. Lockpick, crowbar, hacksaw, bolt cutters, and stethoscope would be the minimum. Maybe also an electrohack, acetylene torch, and welding goggles.

EDIT 2: Huehuehue.

{
    "type" : "profession",
    "ident": "burglar",
    "name": "Burglar",
    "description": "You thought the end of the world would be perfect for easy looting. But just because the houses are devoid of life doesn't mean they're empty.",
    "points": 3,
    "skills": [
        {
            "level": 2,
            "name": "mechanics"
        },
        {
            "level": 1,
            "name": "melee"
        },
        {
            "level": 1,
            "name": "dodge"
        }
    ],
    "items": {
        "both": [
            "hoodie",
            "pants",
            "socks",
            "sneakers",
            "mask_ski",
            "gloves_leather",
            "duffelbag",
            "crowbar",
            "picklocks",
            "hacksaw",
            "boltcutters",
            "stethoscope"
        ],
        "male": [
            "boxer_shorts"
        ],
        "female": [
            "bra",
            "boxer_shorts"
        ]
    }
},

Pthalocy · 2015-06-24T22:31:41.000Z

A less hax version of that would actually be kind of entertaining to implement.

Random_dragon · 2015-06-24T23:57:28.000Z

Maybe. I assume remove the skills and/or increase the point cost?

Azrad · 2015-06-25T00:49:07.000Z

Zombie Hulk… Hogan. You kill him, he revives immediately, points at you, goes WHATCHA GONNA DO, and then smashes you into a fine red smear on the ground with a legdrop.

WIndburns · 2015-06-25T17:48:00.000Z

Be able to skin a bear and use its head as a helmet and that of its hide without cutting into smaller pieces.

Azrad · 2015-06-25T17:56:42.000Z

Gators in the sewers! Zombie alligators lurking in the sewers!

Random_dragon · 2015-06-25T17:59:02.000Z

UNATCO Agent. Starts with some sort of 10mm pistol, a tazer, a first aid kit, and a few basic CBMs (battery system and flashlight are a must). Oh, don’t forget the duster and sunglasses. o3o

WIndburns · 2015-06-25T20:34:35.000Z

Competitive jump roper profession. Start with Basketball shorts, undershirt, socks, sneakers, and rope.

Coolthulhu · 2015-06-25T20:45:30.000Z

Random_dragon:

UNATCO Agent. Starts with some sort of 10mm pistol, a tazer, a first aid kit, and a few basic CBMs (battery system and flashlight are a must). Oh, don’t forget the duster and sunglasses. o3o

And a LAW, for silent takedowns.

Random_dragon · 2015-06-25T20:50:17.000Z

I do hope if I test such a thing, my first NPC encountered would be infected. Then I could get pills against their orders.

kevin.granade · 2015-06-26T03:40:10.000Z

Azrad:

Gators in the sewers! Zombie alligators lurking in the sewers!

Off-topic suggestion, that’s a pretty fun idea.
Although I’m not going to add it simply because there are no alligators in New England AFAIK.

Random_dragon · 2015-06-26T03:43:58.000Z

I still say giant brown recluse spiders would be a Fun addition, logic be damned. o3o

Azrad · 2015-06-26T04:25:46.000Z

Kevin Granade:

[quote=“Azrad, post:2146, topic:3101”]Gators in the sewers! Zombie alligators lurking in the sewers!

Off-topic suggestion, that’s a pretty fun idea.
Although I’m not going to add it simply because there are no alligators in New England AFAIK.[/quote]

It could work. I mean, they’re not native of course, but much like the escaped lab rats, how about some animals of a reptilian persuasion that’s being tested on the labs that have escaped as well via the sewer system.

Or a rare joke enemy.

Pthalocy · 2015-06-26T05:59:43.000Z

I’d rather giant turtles in the sewers, preferably with various fighting style bonuses.

WIndburns · 2015-06-26T06:33:44.000Z

Rainbow Fire Sword!?

Hercules (1983)

RAM · 2015-06-26T08:18:29.000Z

I feel that some form of large predatory creature in the sewers would be fitting. Not as a natural occurrence in the region, but rather as the manifestation of urban rumour.

Zero · 2015-06-26T14:58:23.000Z

Perhaps we need a zoo mega-structure. Escaped animals could then live in the sewer.

Random_dragon · 2015-06-26T20:05:23.000Z

Fallout-style irradiated food. Just as eternally edible as the irradiated food we already have, but also Fun to eat.

Keyreper · 2015-06-27T01:49:16.000Z

Azrad:

Gators in the sewers! Zombie alligators lurking in the sewers!

Pthalocy:

I’d rather giant turtles in the sewers, preferably with various fighting style bonuses.

I thought this was the[size=4pt]x[/size]bad[size=4pt]x[/size]suggestions thread, not the[size=4pt]+[/size]decent[size=4pt]+[/size]suggestions thread

Coolthulhu · 2015-06-27T02:55:34.000Z

Keyreper:

I thought this was the[size=4pt]x[/size]bad[size=4pt]x[/size]suggestions thread, not the[size=4pt]+[/size]decent[size=4pt]+[/size]suggestions thread

The threads often swap content. “Needful suggestions” thread has not-too-subtle necrophilia suggestions on the last page at the moment.